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Are You Feeling Festive cross stitch pattern
Are You Feeling Festive cross stitch pattern
Are You Feeling Festive Cross Stitch Pattern

Are you feeling festive, punk? Are ya? Channel your inner Dirty Harry and get into the spirit of the season with this sassy cross stitch pattern.

 

If you’re feeling super “cheery” this season, the entire set of Merry Snarkmas cross stitch patterns can be purchased for a 25% discount from the individual pattern prices. 

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Astrology Xstitch Magazine cross stitch pattern
Astrology Xstitch Magazine cross stitch pattern
Astrology Cross Stitch Pattern

Whether astrology is your thing or not, this humorous cross stitch pattern is sure to generate laughs. With vivid blues and purples and sparkling metallics for a little extra glam, Astrology is a really fun pattern to stitch up for yourself or as a gift. The twelve zodiac signs are stitched in gold metallic floss around the perimeter of the design, framing the cheeky quote. This pattern was featured in Issue 3 of XStitch Magazine in the Space issue. If you can’t have a crystal ball to predict your future behaviour, you might want to use this pattern to excuse whatever “mischief” you get into….

 

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Be the Villain cross stitch pattern
Be the Villain cross stitch pattern
Be the Villain Cross Stitch Pattern

Feel like getting a little stabby? Maybe the “Be The Villain” cross stitch pattern can help you out… 😂 When people ask me what I do, I often say, “I help people relax by stabbing something 20,000 times.” This dark humour reminded me of many villains, and I was inspired by the cool elegance of Bond villains in particular. Featured in Issue 5 of XStitch Magazine, “Be the Villain” represents how our outer well-groomed appearance can mask our darker side.

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Cold Rock mermaid cross stitch pattern
Cold Rock cross stitch pattern
Cold Rock Cross Stitch Pattern

Have you ever been sitting in a chair for so long that you get really sore? Imagine how a mermaid feels, sitting on a hard cold rock for hours on end, waiting to lure any nearby sailors…. The first of the Mermaid Tales cross stitch pattern set, this cheeky cross stitch pattern sums up the daily grind of a mermaid with sparkle and glitter. If the text isn’t to your taste (or you have little ones at home who can read), there is also a PG version included in the pattern. Release your inner siren with this sassy Cold Rock cross stitch pattern.

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Dashing Through the Hell No cross stitch pattern
Dashing Through the Hell No cross stitch pattern
Dashing Through the Hell No Cross Stitch Pattern

Dashing through the what?! Oh hell, no. If you go dashing through anything it’ll be the airport on the way to a tropical destination, right?! Bring your “love” of a winter wonderland to life with the Dashing Through the Hell No cross stitch pattern.

 

If you’re feeling super “festive” this season, the entire set of Merry Snarkmas cross stitch patterns can be purchased for a 25% discount from the individual pattern prices. 

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Deck the Halls cross stitch pattern
Deck the Halls cross stitch pattern
Deck the Halls Cross Stitch Pattern

Don’t get your stockings in a twist, lose your cool and make your family have to use their new gift cards for bail money. Deck the halls and not your family with this cheeky cross stitch pattern.

 

If you’re feeling super “cheery” this season, the entire set of Merry Snarkmas cross stitch patterns can be purchased for a 25% discount from the individual pattern prices. 

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Delicate Flower cross stitch pattern
Delicate Flower cross stitch pattern
Delicate Flower Cross Stitch Pattern

Have you had it with people telling you to act like a lady, or act in a way that is more to their taste? The Delicate Flower cross stitch pattern is a bold design to empower yourself to feel feminine and strong. The very “direct” phrase featured on this pattern contrasts with the lovely feminine rose wreath encircling it, making it perfect for the snarky woman who knows she’s fabulous. Vibrant rich reds and purples pair beautifully with deep teals, and add an elegant burst of colour to your decor. The purple Kreinik thread has a tiny bit of sparkle in it, creating a delicate shimmer to the text and wreath stems. This pattern can also be stitched without the text, the wreath is very pretty just on its own. If you want to stand in your feminine power and declare to the world that you are unstoppable, the Delicate Flower cross stitch pattern might just be the perfect addition to your decor.

 

This pattern is also available in the Go Bloom Yourself cross stitch pattern set, and the Go Bloom Yourself collection pattern set (the full collection).

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Fa La La Wine cross stitch pattern
Fa La La Wine cross stitch pattern
Fa La La Wine Cross Stitch Pattern

Open up that box of wine and let’s make Christmas Carols fun again. “Tis the season to be boozy…” “Later on, we’ll perspire, as we drink by the fire…” Get into the spirit of the season with the Fa La La Wine cross stitch pattern.

 

If you’re feeling super “cheery” this season, the entire set of Merry Snarkmas cross stitch patterns can be purchased for a 25% discount from the individual pattern prices. 

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Fresh Out of Fuchsias hand embroidery pattern
Fresh Out of Fuchsias hand embroidery pattern
Fresh Out of Fuchsias Hand Embroidery Pattern

Are you one of those people who likes to push boundaries just a little, seeing what you can get away with? If so, the Fresh Out of Fuchsias hand embroidery pattern might be perfect for you. This sassy phrase is ideal for displaying at the office without being criticized by your boss, or hanging at home even if you’re careful with what “language” is seen and heard around the family. The gorgeous luscious colours give your decor a burst of vibrant energy, and the delicate foliage mixed with bold roses creates a lovely texture that is really fun to stitch. This pattern can even be stitched without the text, it’s a gorgeous floral wreath just on its own. Get your cheeky groove on with the pretty florals of the Fresh Out of Fuchsias embroidery pattern.

 

This pattern is also available in the Go Bloom Yourself hand embroidery pattern set, and the Go Bloom Yourself collection pattern set (the full collection).

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Garden Hoes hand embroidery pattern
Garden Hoes hand embroidery pattern
Garden Hoes Hand Embroidery Pattern

Are you one of those people who love sarcasm and quick-witted comebacks? If so, the Garden Hoes hand embroidery pattern might be an ideal addition to your home. This very cheeky phrase is guaranteed to make all who read it spit out their coffee (or wine) and entertain you every time you read it. This pattern uses only four stitches, so it’s absolutely perfect for beginner embroiderers. This wreath can also be stitched without the text, just in case you’d like to give it as a gift but you’re not sure of the recipient’s sense of humour. The three tones of green and teal contrasted by vibrant red and orange complements any decor, bringing a little of the outside indoors. Aspire to snarky greatness with the Garden Hoes embroidery pattern.

 

This pattern is also available in the Go Bloom Yourself hand embroidery pattern set, and the Go Bloom Yourself collection pattern set (the full collection).

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Go Bloom Yourself cross stitch hand embroidery pattern set
Zero Fronds Given cross stitch pattern
Go Bloom Yourself Collection Pattern Set

Just can’t make up your mind which patterns to get first? The Go Bloom Yourself collection pattern set will help you with that! Featuring all ten cross stitch and hand embroidery patterns in the collection, this set is perfect if you’re wanting to stitch up gifts for loved ones, or just decorate your home with a blend of snark and sweetness. Patterns included are the hand embroidery patterns Let Love Bloom, Garden Hoes, Let Your Dreams Blossom and Fresh Out of Fuchsias, as well as the cross stitch patterns Zero Fronds Given, Sit on a Thorn, Life is a Garden, Delicate Flower, Go Pollinate Yourself and Be Blooming Fabulous. Purchasing this pattern set also saves you $20 over buying the individual patterns. There are stitching tutorials for the hand embroidery stitches featured, so even beginners can feel comfortable they’ll be able to tackle any of these patterns. Stitch up a snarky and sweet storm with the Go Bloom Yourself collection pattern set.

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Go Bloom Yourself cross stitch pattern set
Sit on a Thorn cross stitch pattern
Go Bloom Yourself Cross Stitch Pattern Set

Stitch up a storm with the Go Bloom Yourself cross stitch pattern set. Featuring all six cross stitch patterns from the Go Bloom Yourself collection, this fun mix of sweet and snarky has a little something for everyone. The patterns included are Zero Fronds Given, Sit on a Thorn, Life is a Garden, Delicate Flower, Go Pollinate Yourself and Be Blooming Fabulous. Two of the patterns also use optional embroidered roses, and a tutorial for that stitch is included in the patterns. Also by purchasing this set, you’re saving $15 over the price of buying these patterns individually. Whether you’re stitching for your home or office, or that perfect “special” gift, this cross stitch pattern set has something for all occasions.

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