- Pattern size: 120 stitches wide x 110 stitches high
- Finished size: 9″ wide x 8″ high on 14 count
- Full stitches, beading, couching, backstitch
- 13 colours plus one colour beads
- Pattern comes with a full colour key
- The pattern also comes with a full black and white pattern and a full colour pattern
- Model stitched over two on Zweigart 28ct Cashel linen (Antique White)
- Recommended minimum hoop size for framing (if stitching on 14 count over one or 28 count over two as the model has been): 10″
- Japan Thread tutorial
- Beading tutorial
- Full class on couching and beading (created for this pattern collection)
Pooch Me Hame Cross Stitch Pattern
$8.99
The vibrant tones and metallic shimmer of the elegant Pooch Me Hame cross stitch pattern hides a little “surprise”… the text. This Jacobean-era inspired pattern is ideal if you love snark but can’t display it at home because of children or parents who might get upset, as it doesn’t resemble English at all. “Pooch me hame” is a Scottish insult, translating to “kiss my a$s.” Of course for entertainment, you could create your own “family-safe” translation, like “I love my family”…. 😂This pattern features Japan Threads as well as beading for a touch of shimmer and shine. If the text isn’t to your taste for the pattern, you could add in your own text with any of the cross stitch alphabet charts, or you could stitch the pattern without the text, there’s an example photograph showing what it looks like without text. And if you’re not sure what Japan Threads are, you can check out this free video tutorial. 😊
This design is also available as a downloadable cellphone wallpaper, printable gift tags, and printable art. They can be purchased individually or as a set, or the Mega Bundle with all downloadable products and all the Cheeky Wee Lass cross stitch patterns is also available. Just the Cheeky Wee Lass cross stitch patterns are also available as a set.
Model stitched over two on Zweigart 28ct Cashel linen (Antique White)
Please note: This is a digital PDF pattern only, not a printed pattern that will be shipped in the mail. It is not a kit or a finished product. You will be sent a download link when your payment has been processed. Any up-to-date PDF reader (for example Preview on a Mac, GoodReader on iOS, or Adobe Reader on a Mac or PC) will be able to read the patterns, or they can be printed for ease of use.
All cross stitch patterns are copyright Dana Batho and are for personal use only. Reselling or redistributing patterns in any way is prohibited unless prior written consent has been granted by the designer. You are permitted to make a working copy of the pattern to stitch from. Commercial use of the pattern is prohibited. Please see the terms of use for more information, or contact the designer.
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Yer Arse and Parsley Cross Stitch Pattern
Elegant, sophisticated, snarky… what could be better than that. The gorgeous spring-like mint and peach tones in the Yer Arse and Parsley cross stitch pattern belies the meaning of the text, which is a Scottish insult translating roughly to, “You’re talking shit.” The phrase can be used to make your own exclamations of frustration more colourful, or for those more sensitive you could say it’s an inspirational phrase promoting a healthy whole diet … 😂 This Jacobean-era inspired cross stitch pattern also features sparkling Japan Threads in a glorious copper, as well as shiny copper beads. If the text isn’t to your taste for the pattern, you could add in your own text with any of the cross stitch alphabet charts, or you could stitch the pattern without the text, there’s an example photograph showing what it looks like without text. And if you’re not sure what Japan Threads are, you can check out this free video tutorial. 😊
This design is also available as a downloadable cellphone wallpaper, printable gift tags, and printable art. They can be purchased individually or as a set, or the Mega Bundle with all downloadable products and all the Cheeky Wee Lass cross stitch patterns is also available. Just the Cheeky Wee Lass cross stitch patterns are also available as a set.


Cheeky Wee Lass Printable Art
Do you ever feel like you have so many stitching WIPs you just can’t keep up? Or maybe you love your pattern so much, you’d like another variation on it for the office (without having to stitch it again). The Cheeky Wee Lass collection of printable art is here to save the day! These pretty art printables are original watercolour and ink illustrations by Dana Batho, and are inspired by the cross stitch patterns in the Cheeky Wee Lass collection (click for more details and for translations of the quotes in each design) — Awa an Bile, Awa an Raffle Yersel, Bassa, Gypit Hoor, Pooch Me Hame, Yer Arse and Parsley, and Yiv a Face. See the details tab for more information about the specifications and format of the printable art. The full set of art be purchased as a set of all seven designs for 25% off the retail price of each design individually.
These illustrations are also available as downloadable cellphone wallpapers and gift tags. They can be purchased individually or as a set, or the Mega Bundle with all downloadable products and all the Cheeky Wee Lass cross stitch patterns is also available. Just the Cheeky Wee Lass cross stitch patterns are also available as a set.


Cheeky Wee Lass Cross Stitch Pattern Set
Can’t decide which of the stunningly elegant Cheeky Wee Lass cross stitch patterns you love more? Don’t decide, you can purchase all seven patterns in this gloriously cheeky set! All seven patterns feature gloriously shimmering Japan Threads as well as sparkling beads, which enhance the luscious Jacobean-era inspired botanical designs. The set of all seven designs is 25% off the retail price of buying each design individually. The patterns included are Bassa, Awa an Bile, Pooch Me Hame, Awa an Raffle Yersel, Yer Arse and Parsley, Gypit Hoor, and Yiv a Face. If the text isn’t to your taste for any of the patterns, you could add in your own text with any of the cross stitch alphabet charts, or you could stitch the patterns without the text, there’s an example photograph showing what each looks like without text. You can also check out each pattern listing to see more images of each design. Not sure what Japan Threads are? Check out this free video tutorial. 😊
These designs are also available as downloadable cellphone wallpapers, printable gift tags, and printable art. They can be purchased individually or as a set, or the Mega Bundle with all downloadable products and all the Cheeky Wee Lass cross stitch patterns is also available.
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