- Pattern size: 120 stitches wide x 120 stitches high
- Finished size: 9″ wide x 9″ high on 14 count
- Full stitches, beading, couching, backstitch
- 17 colours plus one colour beads
- Pattern comes with a full colour key
- The pattern also comes with a full black and white pattern and a full colour pattern
- Model stitched over two on Zweigart 28ct Cashel linen (Antique White)
- Recommended minimum hoop size for framing (if stitching on 14 count over one or 28 count over two as the model has been): 10″
- Japan Thread tutorial
- Beading tutorial
- Full class on couching and beading (created for this pattern collection)
Yer Arse and Parsley Cross Stitch Pattern
$8.99
Elegant, sophisticated, snarky… what could be better than that. The gorgeous spring-like mint and peach tones in the Yer Arse and Parsley cross stitch pattern belies the meaning of the text, which is a Scottish insult translating roughly to, “You’re talking shit.” The phrase can be used to make your own exclamations of frustration more colourful, or for those more sensitive you could say it’s an inspirational phrase promoting a healthy whole diet … 😂 This Jacobean-era inspired cross stitch pattern also features sparkling Japan Threads in a glorious copper, as well as shiny copper beads. If the text isn’t to your taste for the pattern, you could add in your own text with any of the cross stitch alphabet charts, or you could stitch the pattern without the text, there’s an example photograph showing what it looks like without text. And if you’re not sure what Japan Threads are, you can check out this free video tutorial. 😊
This design is also available as a downloadable cellphone wallpaper, printable gift tags, and printable art. They can be purchased individually or as a set, or the Mega Bundle with all downloadable products and all the Cheeky Wee Lass cross stitch patterns is also available. Just the Cheeky Wee Lass cross stitch patterns are also available as a set.
Model stitched over two on Zweigart 28ct Cashel linen (Antique White)
Please note: This is a digital PDF pattern only, not a printed pattern that will be shipped in the mail. It is not a kit or a finished product. You will be sent a download link when your payment has been processed. Any up-to-date PDF reader (for example Preview on a Mac, GoodReader on iOS, or Adobe Reader on a Mac or PC) will be able to read the patterns, or they can be printed for ease of use.
All cross stitch patterns are copyright Dana Batho and are for personal use only. Reselling or redistributing patterns in any way is prohibited unless prior written consent has been granted by the designer. You are permitted to make a working copy of the pattern to stitch from. Commercial use of the pattern is prohibited. Please see the terms of use for more information, or contact the designer.
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Feel like you really want to tell someone how you feel, but want to do it in a subtle, elegant way? The Awa an Raffle Yersel cross stitch pattern might be the perfect fit for your needs. This pattern features luscious Jacobean-era inspired flowers and pomegranates, as well as stunning Japan Threads and gold beading. The text, “Awa an raffle yersel”, is a Scottish insult translating to a milder form of “piss off”… 😂 Of course, you’re free to come up with your own translation for those who may be “sensitive” to the real meaning, such as “Entertain yourself.” If the text isn’t to your taste for the pattern, you could add in your own text with any of the cross stitch alphabet charts, or you could stitch the pattern without the text, there’s an example photograph showing what it looks like without text. And if you’re not sure what Japan Threads are, you can check out this free video tutorial. 😊
This design is also available as a downloadable cellphone wallpaper, printable gift tags, and printable art. They can be purchased individually or as a set, or the Mega Bundle with all downloadable products and all the Cheeky Wee Lass cross stitch patterns is also available. Just the Cheeky Wee Lass cross stitch patterns are also available as a set.


Cheeky Wee Lass Printable Gift Tags
Want to make your gift giving more colourful this year? Jazz up your presents (and distract the recipient if you’re only giving them a gift as a social obligation 😉) with these pretty printable gift tags! There are ten on each sheet per design, and each tag has a slight variation in the placement of the pattern.
These gift tags are created from original watercolour and ink illustrations by Dana Batho, and are inspired by the cross stitch patterns in the Cheeky Wee Lass collection (click for more details) — Awa an Bile, Awa an Raffle Yersel, Bassa, Gypit Hoor, Pooch Me Hame, Yer Arse and Parsley, and Yiv a Face. See the details tab for more information about the specifications and format of the gift tags. The full set of gift tags can be purchased as a set of all seven designs for 25% off the retail price of each design individually.
These illustrations are also available as downloadable cellphone wallpapers and printable art. They can be purchased individually or as a set, or the Mega Bundle with all downloadable products and all the Cheeky Wee Lass cross stitch patterns is also available. Just the Cheeky Wee Lass cross stitch patterns are also available as a set.


Bassa Cross Stitch Pattern
If you’ve ever wanted to be a little “subtle” in how you’re feeling, the Bassa cross stitch pattern might just be for you. These Jacobean-era inspired flowers feature gorgeous vibrant colours and shining Japan Threads and beads. This pretty pattern bears the Scottish word “bassa” which translates to “bastard.” If the text isn’t to your taste for the pattern, you could add in your own text with any of the cross stitch alphabet charts, or you could stitch the pattern without the text, there’s an example photograph showing what it looks like without text. And if you’re not sure what Japan Threads are, you can check out this free video tutorial. 😊
This design is also available as a downloadable cellphone wallpaper, printable gift tags, and printable art. They can be purchased individually or as a set, or the Mega Bundle with all downloadable products and all the Cheeky Wee Lass cross stitch patterns is also available. Just the Cheeky Wee Lass cross stitch patterns are also available as a set.
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