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The Struggle is Real Cross Stitch Pattern
Some days you wonder why you even got out of bed — the struggle is real. Get yourself home, throw on your most comfortable slippers, and curl up with this fun elephant cross stitch pattern! You can relax and unwind from your day while chuckling at this sassy pattern. Inspired by a vintage circus illustration, The Struggle is Real is guaranteed to add a bit of spice and humour to your decor. It’s also the perfect gift for the person who has everything! Accented with vibrant reds and sparkling gold, this funny pattern will add whimsy to your life. The struggle is real, but you can face it with humour and glamour today!
Just Say No Cross Stitch Pattern
We’ve all had those days where something happens and you shake your head thinking “How can people be that dumb??” It’s time to take a stand and just say no to stupidity! This elegant and funny cross stitch pattern is perfect for making you laugh at home, or as a tongue-in-cheek new “rule” for the office. Featuring the trendy colours of vibrant pinks and beautiful aquas, this lovely wreath of roses will become a statement piece in any home or office. Enjoy this perfect mix of vintage florals and a sassy quote for years to come. It’s time to say yes to this pattern and say no to stupidity.
Queen Bee Cross Stitch Pattern
If you are the queen of your castle, you should let the world know! This gorgeous cross stitch pattern is the perfect inspirational quote for women and all the queens in your life. Whether you are referring to yourself or making a tongue-in-cheek reference to the “Queen Bee” Beyonce, nothing says glamour and elegance like glorious metallic gold. Inspired by a vintage illustration of a bee, this pattern will be a fabulous statement piece for your home or the perfect gift for the woman who has everything. This pattern is also ideal to adorn the office of all the strong boss ladies out there. Bring out your inner queen bee with this stylish pattern!
Get Ducked Cross Stitch Pattern
Are you having one of those days and just need to express how you’re feeling? Bring out your cheeky side with this tongue-in-cheek subversive cross stitch pattern! Get Ducked is perfect for bringing a smile to your face every time you see it as well as entertaining friends. It’s the perfect gift for that person who has everything, or if you’re just wanting to show more of your personality around your home. With lovely colours like rich navy, mint, and cream, this vintage-inspired pattern is the perfect blend of retro and modern. Bring some sass into your life with the Get Ducked cross stitch pattern!
Inner Unicorn Cross Stitch Pattern
Who doesn’t love unicorns? These beautiful mythical beasts represent the good and magical part of ourselves, and this pretty unicorn cross stitch pattern gently reminds you to believe that in yourself as well. Using gentle tones of creams, greys and peach, the soft colours bring out the whimsical nature of this vintage-inspired pattern. The metallic gold horn evokes mystery and grandeur, and the gold frame adds a glamorous elegance to this design. Remind yourself every day to bring out your inner unicorn, and create magic and sparkle wherever you go.
Joust Another Anniversary Cross Stitch Pattern
Tired of not being able to find anniversary cross stitch patterns that reflect you and your spouse’s personalities? If you’ve ever felt like your marriage resembles a jousting match because you try to knock each other off balance just for fun, this pattern might just be for you! Joust Another Anniversary features gorgeous rich colours that bring to life the heraldry and glory of jousting tournaments, helping you celebrate your special milestone in a unique way. This cross stitch pattern uses only a few beads as accents on the horses bridles, making it perfect for beginner stitchers who are new to beading. It also comes with an alphabet chart and full instructions to customize the dates and name. Create the perfect gift for your spouse or a loved one with the Joust Another Anniversary cross stitch pattern.
I’m Fabulous Cross Stitch Pattern
Do you need to tell it how it is? This funny inspirational quote will certainly make a cheeky statement in your home! No matter how your day is going, this bold detailed pattern lets the world know you are simply fabulous. With delicate backstitch, glorious vivid blues and greens, and a metallic gold frame, this gorgeous cross stitch pattern will be a statement piece for years to come in your home. The next time you need a little pick-me-up just think to yourself, “Bitch please, I’m fabulous.”
Stitch & Drink Wine Cross Stitch Pattern
Have you ever wondered what your motto in life should be? Here’s one to consider! Stitch, drink wine, and be happy are inscribed in this inspirational cross stitch pattern in beautiful calligraphy, reminding you to focus on the important things in life. The gorgeous wreath of roses features stylish colours such as rich oranges, pinks, and lovely antique blues. For the perfect pledge to slow down and keep what makes you happy in your mind, you can’t go past the Stitch & Drink Wine inspirational cross stitch pattern.
Wedding Nights Cross Stitch Pattern
If you’ve ever wondered what to take to a bridal shower, then maybe this sassy marriage cross stitch pattern will be just what you’re looking for! The Wedding Nights cross stitch pattern features beautiful soft tones of greys, white and baby blue. These pretty tones complement any decor, and the delicate white beading adds a lovely texture to the corset. This pattern features an elegantly sassy phrase, which is guaranteed to generate a laugh. 1577 is one date recorded for corsets starting to be worn as common practice, and they were a feature of extravagant Tudor-era garments. This dainty pattern makes a unique bridal shower or wedding gift, and is perfect for the bride who has everything or is difficult to shop for. Add a little elegant sass to your decor or next gift with the Wedding Nights cross stitch pattern.
I Believe I Can Fly Cross Stitch Pattern
Ever needed a funny motivational quote to get you through the day? Maybe this tongue-in-cheek cross stitch pattern is just what you need! I Believe I Can Fly uses a vintage illustration as inspiration, and features vibrant greens and rich golds. This pattern will add a touch of class and humour to any home. It could even be put in a place of honour at the workplace, keeping everyone’s spirits up. The combination of backstitch and full cross stitch makes this pattern a fun and delicate project. Get yourself motivated to start each day with the I Believe I Can Fly pattern!
So Much Nope Cross Stitch Pattern
Have you ever wanted to say “no” to someone but in a much more expressive way? Now you can! This elegant vintage cross stitch pattern is inspired by antique French illustrations, but there’s nothing antique about the quote! When “no” just isn’t strong enough for you, switch it up with the sassy phrase “So much nope.” This lovely pattern has only three colours, so it’s very easy even for beginners to stitch. Bring a touch of sass into your home or office today with the So Much Nope vintage cross stitch pattern!
That’s What She Said Cross Stitch Pattern
Show off your sassy side with this stunning project! Inspired by the classic retort “that’s what she said,” you can bring a touch of cheekiness to your home! This beautiful cross stitch pattern is reminiscent of a vintage cross stitch. This interpretation of a gorgeous vintage illustration features vibrant blues and pinks. This fun project will give your home a retro flair with a modern twist, so get stitching now to create this lovely statement piece for your home decor!