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Miserable Cow Cross Stitch Pattern
Do you have “special” people in your life who take joy in seeing the negative in any situation? Need a little reminder to be the best version of yourself? This funny cross stitch pattern can help! It’s the perfect gift for someone in your life who needs a little nudge, and decorates your home or office with style and humour. Based on a vintage illustration, this pattern reminds us all to not take life so seriously. It’s always better to be the sparkly unicorn, and not the miserable cow! Get started on this funny cross stitch pattern today!
Royal Wedding Cross Stitch Pattern
Get ready to celebrate like royalty with the gorgeous Royal Wedding cross stitch pattern! This resplendent pattern comes with two alphabets, making it the perfect personalized gift for your loved ones. It’s ideal for those with a sense of humour, the cheeky phrase at the bottom refers to the tradition of intermarriage between royal families. Of course, it can be simply omitted if desired, making it appropriate for any bridal couple no matter their sense of humour. The pattern can even be easily adapted for same-sex couples by mixing and matching the crowns. This wedding cross stitch pattern features two metallic flosses and three bead colours, which brings an elegant glamour to any decor. It will be cherished for years to come, and bring back many fond memories. Celebrate the wedding of two fabulous people with the cheeky nobility of the Royal Wedding cross stitch pattern.
Bow Before Me Cross Stitch Pattern
You’ll never have to wonder what to give for a gift ever again with this elegantly sassy birthday cross stitch pattern. Not only does Bow Before Me make a perfect birthday gift, this pattern also comes with three extra options for the top of the pattern (I’m the bride, I’m the mom, I’m the queen). With four options to choose from, you could stitch this pattern multiple times as the ideal cheeky gift! This gorgeous pattern showcases four colours of beads and one gorgeous gold metallic floss, which adds a dash of nobility and elegance to this sassy phrase. A limited colour palette means it’s simple to stitch up and showcases the beautiful luminosity in the beads and metallic floss. Let your royal sassiness out and stitch up this gloriously fun cross stitch pattern.
Count Me Baby Cross Stitch Pattern
Do you have trouble sleeping, or have too many things whirring around your head? Maybe this fun sheep cross stitch pattern will help! It’s a common belief that counting sheep will help soothe your mind and help you drift away, but it’s possible you’ll be giggling yourself to sleep with the cheeky meme “Count me baby, all night long.” This pretty pattern is perfect for that rustic glam look, and can add a splash of elegance to any decor. Whether you make this pattern for yourself or for a friend, it is sure to be a great discussion piece!
Maybe Wine Will Help Cross Stitch Pattern
Are you drowning in a sea of stress and the daily grind is getting to you? Well here’s the perfect solution! The Maybe Wine Will Help fun cross stitch pattern will not only get your creative juices going, it will make you chuckle every time you look at it. Burn that stress away with this vintage-inspired pattern featuring a simply elegant wreath of gorgeous roses. This pattern is also available with the with the Stitch & Drink Wine cross stitch pattern in the Drink Wine cross stitch pattern set. 
New Heir Cross Stitch Pattern
Brighten up your nursery decor with this fun baby cross stitch pattern! The New Heir pattern features the iconic heraldry motifs of lions, crowns, and shields, bringing the majesty of royalty into your home. This elegant pattern only uses DMC and Kreinik floss, so it’s perfect for stitchers who prefer not to use beads. The sassy phrase “Let’s hope this one isn’t a dud” will surprise the recipient, and make the perfect unexpected gift for a baby shower or birth present. Add a little royal sass to your decor with the New Heir baby cross stitch pattern.
Sarcasm Cross Stitch Pattern
How many times have you said to yourself, “I have to bite my tongue because I can’t say what I want to right now”? We’ve all been there, but now there’s a solution — sarcasm! This fun cross stitch pattern will remind you that sarcasm is a perfectly valid answer to any stupid question you may encounter in your day! Charming soft blues and greens are balanced with vivid pinks, bringing these current colour trends right into your home. The whimsical vintage-inspired wreath of roses balances the cheeky quote, and will be a statement piece for years to come. Never underestimate the power of sarcasm; get started on this fun project today!
The Struggle is Real Cross Stitch Pattern
Some days you wonder why you even got out of bed — the struggle is real. Get yourself home, throw on your most comfortable slippers, and curl up with this fun elephant cross stitch pattern! You can relax and unwind from your day while chuckling at this sassy pattern. Inspired by a vintage circus illustration, The Struggle is Real is guaranteed to add a bit of spice and humour to your decor. It’s also the perfect gift for the person who has everything! Accented with vibrant reds and sparkling gold, this funny pattern will add whimsy to your life. The struggle is real, but you can face it with humour and glamour today!
Just Say No Cross Stitch Pattern
We’ve all had those days where something happens and you shake your head thinking “How can people be that dumb??” It’s time to take a stand and just say no to stupidity! This elegant and funny cross stitch pattern is perfect for making you laugh at home, or as a tongue-in-cheek new “rule” for the office. Featuring the trendy colours of vibrant pinks and beautiful aquas, this lovely wreath of roses will become a statement piece in any home or office. Enjoy this perfect mix of vintage florals and a sassy quote for years to come. It’s time to say yes to this pattern and say no to stupidity.
Queen Bee Cross Stitch Pattern
If you are the queen of your castle, you should let the world know they need to All Hail the Queen! This gorgeous cross stitch pattern is the perfect inspirational quote for women and all the queens in your life. Whether you are referring to yourself or making a tongue-in-cheek reference to the “Queen Bee” Beyonce, nothing says glamour and elegance like glorious metallic gold. Inspired by a vintage illustration of a bee, this pattern will be a fabulous statement piece for your home or the perfect gift for the woman who has everything. This pattern is also ideal to adorn the office of all the strong boss ladies out there. Bring out your inner queen bee with this stylish pattern! This pattern is also available with the with the I Believe I Can Fly cross stitch pattern in the Let’s Fly cross stitch pattern set.
Get Ducked Cross Stitch Pattern
Are you having one of those days and just need to express how you’re feeling? Bring out your cheeky side with this tongue-in-cheek subversive cross stitch pattern! Get Ducked is perfect for bringing a smile to your face every time you see it as well as entertaining friends. It’s the perfect gift for that person who has everything, or if you’re just wanting to show more of your personality around your home. With lovely colours like rich navy, mint, and cream, this vintage-inspired pattern is the perfect blend of retro and modern. Bring some sass into your life with the Get Ducked cross stitch pattern! This pattern is also available with the with the No More Ducks cross stitch pattern in the Get Ducks cross stitch pattern set.
Inner Unicorn Cross Stitch Pattern
Who doesn’t love unicorns? These beautiful mythical beasts represent the good and magical part of ourselves, and this pretty unicorn cross stitch pattern gently reminds you to believe that in yourself as well. Using gentle tones of creams, greys and peach, the soft colours bring out the whimsical nature of this vintage-inspired pattern. The metallic gold horn evokes mystery and grandeur, and the gold frame adds a glamorous elegance to this design. Remind yourself every day to bring out your inner unicorn, and create magic and sparkle wherever you go.
Joust Another Anniversary Cross Stitch Pattern
Tired of not being able to find anniversary cross stitch patterns that reflect you and your spouse’s personalities? If you’ve ever felt like your marriage resembles a jousting match because you try to knock each other off balance just for fun, this pattern might just be for you! Joust Another Anniversary features gorgeous rich colours that bring to life the heraldry and glory of jousting tournaments, helping you celebrate your special milestone in a unique way. This cross stitch pattern uses only a few beads as accents on the horses bridles, making it perfect for beginner stitchers who are new to beading. It also comes with an alphabet chart and full instructions to customize the dates and name. Create the perfect gift for your spouse or a loved one with the Joust Another Anniversary cross stitch pattern.
I’m Fabulous Cross Stitch Pattern
Do you need to tell it how it is? This funny inspirational quote will certainly make a cheeky statement in your home! No matter how your day is going, this bold detailed pattern lets the world know you are simply fabulous. With delicate backstitch, glorious vivid blues and greens, and a metallic gold frame, this gorgeous cross stitch pattern will be a statement piece for years to come in your home. The next time you need a little pick-me-up just think to yourself, “Bitch please, I’m fabulous.” This pattern is also available with the with the Too Glam to Give a Damn cross stitch pattern in the I’m So Glam cross stitch pattern set.
Stitch & Drink Wine Cross Stitch Pattern
Have you ever wondered what your motto in life should be? Here’s one to consider! Stitch, drink wine, and be happy are inscribed in this inspirational cross stitch pattern in beautiful calligraphy, reminding you to focus on the important things in life. The gorgeous wreath of roses features stylish colours such as rich oranges, pinks, and lovely antique blues. For the perfect pledge to slow down and keep what makes you happy in your mind, you can’t go past the Stitch & Drink Wine cross stitch pattern. This pattern is also available with the with the Maybe Wine Will Help cross stitch pattern in the Drink Wine cross stitch pattern set.
Wedding Nights Cross Stitch Pattern
If you’ve ever wondered what to take to a bridal shower, then maybe this sassy marriage cross stitch pattern will be just what you’re looking for! The Wedding Nights cross stitch pattern features beautiful soft tones of greys, white and baby blue. These pretty tones complement any decor, and the delicate white beading adds a lovely texture to the corset. This pattern features an elegantly sassy phrase, which is guaranteed to generate a laugh. 1577 is one date recorded for corsets starting to be worn as common practice, and they were a feature of extravagant Tudor-era garments. This dainty pattern makes a unique bridal shower or wedding gift, and is perfect for the bride who has everything or is difficult to shop for. Add a little elegant sass to your decor or next gift with the Wedding Nights cross stitch pattern.
I Believe I Can Fly Cross Stitch Pattern
Ever needed a funny motivational quote to get you through the day? Maybe this tongue-in-cheek cross stitch pattern is just what you need! I Believe I Can Fly uses a vintage illustration as inspiration, and features vibrant greens and rich golds. This pattern will add a touch of class and humour to any home. It could even be put in a place of honour at the workplace, keeping everyone’s spirits up. The combination of backstitch and full cross stitch makes this pattern a fun and delicate project. Get yourself motivated to start each day with the I Believe I Can Fly pattern! This pattern is also available with the with the Queen Bee cross stitch pattern in the Let’s Fly cross stitch pattern set.
So Much Nope Cross Stitch Pattern
Have you ever wanted to say “no” to someone but in a much more expressive way? Now you can! This elegant vintage cross stitch pattern is inspired by antique French illustrations, but there’s nothing antique about the quote! When “no” just isn’t strong enough for you, switch it up with the sassy phrase “So much nope.” This lovely pattern has only three colours, so it’s very easy even for beginners to stitch. Bring a touch of sass into your home or office today with the So Much Nope vintage cross stitch pattern!
That’s What She Said Cross Stitch Pattern
Show off your sassy side with this stunning project! Inspired by the classic retort “that’s what she said,” you can bring a touch of cheekiness to your home! This beautiful cross stitch pattern is reminiscent of a vintage cross stitch. This interpretation of a gorgeous vintage illustration features vibrant blues and pinks. This fun project will give your home a retro flair with a modern twist, so get stitching now to create this lovely statement piece for your home decor!
Too Glam to Give a Damn Cross Stitch Pattern
Do you ever watch glamorous events like the Oscars and just for a moment wish that was you on the red carpet? Even if living the high life is only a dream, let your decor be voted the “best dressed” with this stunning snarky cross stitch pattern. Too Glam to Give a Damn has just enough haughty attitude to make you laugh, and enough elegance to be the perfect statement piece. The gorgeous gold and vibrant blues, greens, and purples immerse your home in endless style and opulence. This Baroque-inspired pattern would also add a touch of vintage glam to the office. If you adore the delicacy of dragonflies and swoon when surrounded by ornate metallic details, Too Glam to Give a Damn just might be the perfect pattern for you. This pattern is also available with the with the Icross stitch pattern in the I’m Fabulous cross stitch pattern in the I’m So Glam cross stitch pattern set.
No More Ducks Cross Stitch Pattern
Are you tired, stressed, and just don’t care anymore? You just don’t give a duck anymore? Well this slightly subversive cross stitch pattern is perfect for you! Inspired by a lovely vintage illustration, this “motivational” cross stitch pattern will make a cheeky addition to any home. While stitching these tranquil blue tones, this pattern will calm you while making you laugh. For those days where you have no more ducks to give, this beautiful pattern will inspire you to keep on going. This pattern is also available with the with the Get Ducked cross stitch pattern in the Get Ducks cross stitch pattern set.
Sexy Chick Cross Stitch Pattern
Are you a sexy chick? Of course you are! Show off your style and sass with this retro cross stitch pattern! Inspired by a vintage illustration, this sweet little pattern is perfect for any home decor or office! It’s quick to stitch, so it also makes the perfect gift for the person who is impossible to buy for! Don’t forget to ask yourself every time you see this retro chick, “Who’s a sexy chick? I’m a sexy chick!”