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Adulting all over cross stitch pattern
Adulting all over cross stitch pattern
Adulting All Over Cross Stitch Pattern

Do you amaze yourself some days with the fact that you made it through the day and coped with all sorts of adult stuff and didn’t have a meltdown?

 

 

If you’re all like Christina Aguilera going “yasss queen” in your head, then the Adulting All Over cross stitch pattern should definitely take up residence in a place of pride in your home (or office if you really want to “impress” your coworkers with your life skills). It’s also a fun reminder that you CAN cope with all the shenanigans life throws at you, even on days when you want to throw in the towel and wallow in copious amounts of chocolate and popcorn on your couch all day.

This pattern is also available in the full Adulting 101 Collection set. 

 

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Another Great Day cross stitch pattern
Another Great Day cross stitch pattern
Another Great Day Cross Stitch Pattern

Put your hand up in the air if this thought has ever crossed your mind … (**waves hand furiously**)… 😂 When adulting just seems too hard for you, take some time out to relax with a little stitching and whip up the pretty demotivational Another Great Day cross stitch pattern. Whether it’s your kid tugging at your pant leg to come clean up the horrific disaster he just made in the kitchen, or your boss playing the “oh one more quick thing” trick while piling on three days of extra work, don’t let the responsibilities in your life get you down. Get comfy and stab out those frustrations with this cross stitch pattern, one stitch at a time.

This pattern is also available in the full Adulting 101 Collection set. 

 

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Be Blooming Fabulous cross stitch pattern
Be Blooming Fabulous cross stitch pattern
Be Blooming Fabulous Cross Stitch Pattern

Have you ever had one of those days where you need a gentle reminder to be your best self? The Be Blooming Fabulous cross stitch pattern just might be that gentle kick up the rear end you need. This punny inspirational quote reminds you to be the best you can be every day, because we can all afford to bring more “fabulous” to our daily life. Gorgeous soft dusty pinks and corals paired with smoky mint greens create a vintage vibe, and will add a touch of softness to any decor. This cross stitch pattern features simple stitches (full stitches, backstitch, and a few fractionals in the letters), so even if you’re a beginner you can feel confident you can accomplish this project. This pattern can also be stitched without the text, giving the arches of roses an old-world feel. Enjoy stitching the vintage vibe of Be Blooming Fabulous, and remind yourself that you’re awesome.

 

This pattern is also available in the Go Bloom Yourself cross stitch pattern set, and the Go Bloom Yourself collection pattern set (the full collection).

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Be the Villain cross stitch pattern
Be the Villain cross stitch pattern
Be the Villain Cross Stitch Pattern

Feel like getting a little stabby? Maybe the “Be The Villain” cross stitch pattern can help you out… 😂 When people ask me what I do, I often say, “I help people relax by stabbing something 20,000 times.” This dark humour reminded me of many villains, and I was inspired by the cool elegance of Bond villains in particular. Featured in Issue 5 of XStitch Magazine, “Be the Villain” represents how our outer well-groomed appearance can mask our darker side.

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Caffeine cross stitch pattern
Caffeine cross stitch pattern
Caffeine Cross Stitch Pattern

Are you someone who cannot fathom starting their day without the Elixir of the Gods, caffeine? If your morning cuppa is more important to you than making sure your first born has both shoes on before he leaves for school, the Caffeine cross stitch pattern will make the perfect “statement” in your home. It will also ensure that those who try to get between you and your fifth cup of the day reconsider their life decisions…. 😂 This pattern is also perfect for the office, and also comes with the option of substituting the word caffeine with “wine.” You know, just in case a fruit-based beverage is more your jam…😉

This pattern is also available in the full Adulting 101 Collection set. 

 

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Cold Rock mermaid cross stitch pattern
Cold Rock cross stitch pattern
Cold Rock Cross Stitch Pattern

Have you ever been sitting in a chair for so long that you get really sore? Imagine how a mermaid feels, sitting on a hard cold rock for hours on end, waiting to lure any nearby sailors…. The first of the Mermaid Tales cross stitch pattern set, this cheeky cross stitch pattern sums up the daily grind of a mermaid with sparkle and glitter. If the text isn’t to your taste (or you have little ones at home who can read), there is also a PG version included in the pattern. Release your inner siren with this sassy Cold Rock cross stitch pattern.

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Dashing Through the Hell No cross stitch pattern
Dashing Through the Hell No cross stitch pattern
Dashing Through the Hell No Cross Stitch Pattern

Dashing through the what?! Oh hell, no. If you go dashing through anything it’ll be the airport on the way to a tropical destination, right?! Bring your “love” of a winter wonderland to life with the Dashing Through the Hell No cross stitch pattern.

 

If you’re feeling super “festive” this season, the entire set of Merry Snarkmas cross stitch patterns can be purchased for a 25% discount from the individual pattern prices. 

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Delicate Flower cross stitch pattern
Delicate Flower cross stitch pattern
Delicate Flower Cross Stitch Pattern

Have you had it with people telling you to act like a lady, or act in a way that is more to their taste? The Delicate Flower cross stitch pattern is a bold design to empower yourself to feel feminine and strong. The very “direct” phrase featured on this pattern contrasts with the lovely feminine rose wreath encircling it, making it perfect for the snarky woman who knows she’s fabulous. Vibrant rich reds and purples pair beautifully with deep teals, and add an elegant burst of colour to your decor. The purple Kreinik thread has a tiny bit of sparkle in it, creating a delicate shimmer to the text and wreath stems. This pattern can also be stitched without the text, the wreath is very pretty just on its own. If you want to stand in your feminine power and declare to the world that you are unstoppable, the Delicate Flower cross stitch pattern might just be the perfect addition to your decor.

 

This pattern is also available in the Go Bloom Yourself cross stitch pattern set, and the Go Bloom Yourself collection pattern set (the full collection).

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Fa La La Wine cross stitch pattern
Fa La La Wine cross stitch pattern
Fa La La Wine Cross Stitch Pattern

Open up that box of wine and let’s make Christmas Carols fun again. “Tis the season to be boozy…” “Later on, we’ll perspire, as we drink by the fire…” Get into the spirit of the season with the Fa La La Wine cross stitch pattern.

 

If you’re feeling super “cheery” this season, the entire set of Merry Snarkmas cross stitch patterns can be purchased for a 25% discount from the individual pattern prices. 

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Flanders Field Poppies counted cross stitch pattern
Flanders Field Poppies Cross Stitch Pattern
Flanders Field Poppies Cross Stitch Pattern

The Flanders Field Poppies counted cross stitch pattern is inspired from a photograph taken of the poppies in Flanders Field. It is a beautiful yet haunting place, and this pattern evokes the peace and reverence one experiences at Flanders Field. This pattern is full stitches only, with no back stitch. It’s a PDF download, so you can purchase it and get started on your newest project in minutes!

 

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Flowers of Love cross stitch pattern framed
Flowers of Love cross stitch pattern
Flowers of Love Cross Stitch Pattern

This gorgeous simple cross stitch pattern makes a lovely graphic statement, and can be stitched in a myriad of colours. It’s also a great project for using variegated floss. The Flowers of Love pattern is a customer favourite, and is perfect for beginner stitchers to practice following a pattern. It also makes a gorgeous gift to show your loved ones you are thinking of them.

 

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Fresh Out of Fuchsias hand embroidery pattern
Fresh Out of Fuchsias hand embroidery pattern
Fresh Out of Fuchsias Hand Embroidery Pattern

Are you one of those people who likes to push boundaries just a little, seeing what you can get away with? If so, the Fresh Out of Fuchsias hand embroidery pattern might be perfect for you. This sassy phrase is ideal for displaying at the office without being criticized by your boss, or hanging at home even if you’re careful with what “language” is seen and heard around the family. The gorgeous luscious colours give your decor a burst of vibrant energy, and the delicate foliage mixed with bold roses creates a lovely texture that is really fun to stitch. This pattern can even be stitched without the text, it’s a gorgeous floral wreath just on its own. Get your cheeky groove on with the pretty florals of the Fresh Out of Fuchsias embroidery pattern.

 

This pattern is also available in the Go Bloom Yourself hand embroidery pattern set, and the Go Bloom Yourself collection pattern set (the full collection).

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Garden Hoes hand embroidery pattern
Garden Hoes hand embroidery pattern
Garden Hoes Hand Embroidery Pattern

Are you one of those people who love sarcasm and quick-witted comebacks? If so, the Garden Hoes hand embroidery pattern might be an ideal addition to your home. This very cheeky phrase is guaranteed to make all who read it spit out their coffee (or wine) and entertain you every time you read it. This pattern uses only four stitches, so it’s absolutely perfect for beginner embroiderers. This wreath can also be stitched without the text, just in case you’d like to give it as a gift but you’re not sure of the recipient’s sense of humour. The three tones of green and teal contrasted by vibrant red and orange complements any decor, bringing a little of the outside indoors. Aspire to snarky greatness with the Garden Hoes embroidery pattern.

 

This pattern is also available in the Go Bloom Yourself hand embroidery pattern set, and the Go Bloom Yourself collection pattern set (the full collection).

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Peacock & Fig gift certificate
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Go Pollinate Yourself cross stitch pattern
Go Pollinate Yourself cross stitch pattern
Go Pollinate Yourself Cross Stitch Pattern

You know those moments when you just want to “express yourself” to someone but you don’t want to use colourful language? The Go Pollinate Yourself cross stitch pattern just might be ideal for occasions like that. This pattern pairs a cheeky phrase with a whimsical floral wreath, and is perfect if you have small children at home as there are no “bad words” for them to read. It’s also a fun gift for the gardeners in your life. The beautiful rich oranges contrast with vibrant purples, and add a refreshing splash of colour to your home or office. This pattern features simple stitches (full stitches, backstitch, a few fractionals in the letters), meaning this pattern is suitable for all levels of stitchers. You could even simplify the pattern and leave the text off, leaving the beautiful floral wreath. Enjoy expressing your true feelings with more eloquence and whimsy with the Go Pollinate Yourself cross stitch pattern.

 

This pattern is also available in the Go Bloom Yourself cross stitch pattern set, and the Go Bloom Yourself collection pattern set (the full collection).

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Lest We Forget poppy cross stitch pattern framed
Lest We Forget cross stitch pattern
Lest We Forget Cross Stitch Pattern

The Lest We Forget poppy cross stitch pattern features a lone bloom, and evokes remembrance and sacrifice. This pattern can be stitched on any colour fabric to match your decor as there is no background to stitch (it’s only the poppy and the motto). This poppy cross stitch pattern is full stitches only, with no back stitch. It is a PDF download, so you can get started on your newest project right away!

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Lick Me cross stitch pattern
Lick Me cross stitch pattern
Lick Me Cross Stitch Pattern

Just in case you want to get a little sassy with a delectable summer treat, the Lick Me cross stitch pattern is ideal. This pattern is perfect for playing all innocent with your friends when they see it — “What, how else are you supposed to eat an ice cream??” 😂 Whether you like a good innuendo or simply are an ice cream fanatic, the Lick Me cross stitch pattern will make a fun addition to your decor. If you’d like to adjust the text in the pattern to suit your taste, check out the custom pattern option.

 

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Life is a Garden cross stitch pattern
Life is a Garden cross stitch pattern
Life is a Garden Cross Stitch Pattern

Do you dream about having the perfect garden, but maybe don’t have the aptitude to create it? Maybe the Life is a Garden cross stitch and embroidery pattern is something you can accomplish instead! This lovely uplifting quote is perfect for gardeners (or wanna-be gardeners), as well as those who strive to make their world more beautiful every day. The elegant vibrant purples and vivid lime greens create a beautiful punch of colour for your decor, and make your heart happy and hopeful. This pretty pattern features French knots as well as optional hand embroidered roses. The roses are so simple to stitch (you’ll be amazed at how easy they are), and they add a lovely punch of texture and colour to your project. A link to the tutorial for the roses is included in the pattern. This pattern would even look pretty without the text, just as a lovely floral wreath. Add some inspiration to your day with the Life is a Garden pattern.

 

This pattern is also available in the Go Bloom Yourself cross stitch pattern set, and the Go Bloom Yourself collection pattern set (the full collection).

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Mermaid Struggles cross stitch pattern
Mermaid Struggles cross stitch pattern
Mermaid Struggles Cross Stitch Pattern

Get inspired to live the dream as a mermaid with the Mermaid Struggles cross stitch pattern. Who wouldn’t love to live the life of lazing on a beach all day, looking gorgeous. The fourth of the Mermaid Tales cross stitch pattern set, this sassy cross stitch pattern inspires you to take a beach holiday. Beautiful lavender beads and sparkling metallic thread add a little touch of magic to this fun pattern. Let your hair down with the cheeky Mermaid Struggles cross stitch pattern.

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Mermaid Tales cross stitch pattern set
Cold Rock cross stitch pattern
Mermaid Tales Cross Stitch Pattern Set

Welcome to the Mermaid Tales cross stitch pattern set! This four-part series started as a stitchalong, and is now available as a standalone set! Featuring four individual patterns (Cold Rock, Telescope, Mirror Mirror, and Mermaid Struggles), this set is perfect for adding a bit of sass and bling to your home. These designs are inspired by an online conversation in which someone was complaining about crocheted mermaid tails for girls, saying “Why on earth would you want your daughter to dress like a fish whore???” Of course much hilarity ensued, and the idea for these patterns was born. :) The elegant beads and metallic threads contrast with the snarky text on each pattern, making these patterns a unique addition to your stash. PG versions are also included in the Cold Rock and Mirror Mirror patterns. Level up on your sass with these gloriously cheeky mermaid cross stitch patterns.

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Mirror Mirror mermaid cross stitch pattern
Mirror Mirror mermaid cross stitch pattern
Mirror Mirror Cross Stitch Pattern

Mermaids are glorious beautiful creatures, but have you ever wondered whether they have the same insecurities as us mere mortals? The Mirror Mirror cross stitch pattern, the third of the Mermaid Tales cross stitch pattern set, is a cheeky look at a mermaid’s beauty routine. This pattern also comes with a PG version in case you have little ones at home who can read, or the text isn’t to your taste. Bring out your inner mermaid beauty with the Mirror Mirror cross stitch pattern.

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One to Even cross stitch pattern
One to Even cross stitch pattern
One to Even Cross Stitch Pattern

I’m sure you’ve had those moments where something so insanely stupid comes up and you’re like “I can’t even… I just literally cannot even…”… The One to Even cross stitch pattern is a cheeky reminder that it’s ok to not be able to “even,” and that your energy and time is likely better spent elsewhere. This simple cross stitch pattern also uses only full stitches, so if your inability to even extends to backstitch, you’re all good with this pattern my friend…
 
This pattern is also available in the full Adulting 101 Collection set. 

 

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Peacock Feather cross stitch pattern
Peacock feather cross stitch pattern
Peacock Feather Cross Stitch Pattern

The beautiful Peacock Feather cross stitch pattern was inspired by a vintage illustration, and was created to celebrate the opening of the Peacock & Fig shop. A customer favourite, this pattern is great for beginner stitchers that are wanting to tackle their first multi-colour project as there are limited colours and the finished size is only 5″ wide by 6″ high (if stitched on 14 count fabric). Add a touch of elegance and vintage whimsy to your decor with the Peacock Feather pattern.

 

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Poppies in the wind modern cross stitch pattern
As featured in Cross Stitch Crazy Nov 2017
Poppies in the Wind Cross Stitch Pattern

The Poppies in the Wind modern cross stitch pattern is a beautiful stitched illustration commemorating the sacrifices of those who have served their country. The poppy is an incredibly symbolic flower, and this delicate pattern honours dedicated military men and women, many of whom never came home. This pattern is simple to stitch as there are so few colours, and the back stitch detail of the petals gives the illusion the petals are being blown apart in the wind. This stunning modern cross stitch pattern will be a beautiful symbolic accent to any decor. This a PDF download, so you can purchase it and get started on your newest project right away.

As seen in Cross Stitch Crazy

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Sit on a Thorn cross stitch pattern
Sit on a Thorn Cross Stitch Pattern
Sit on a Thorn Cross Stitch Pattern

Have you ever wanted to “politely” tell someone what you’re really thinking? The Sit on a Thorn cross stitch and embroidery pattern might be just what you’re looking for! The snarky quote contrasts with the sparkle in the Kreinik thread and elegance of the pattern, and it’s guaranteed to generate a belly laugh from all who see your project. It can be stitched with or without the optional embroidered roses, making it perfect for both cross stitch purists and those wanting to experiment with new stitches. If you do want to stitch the pretty embroidered roses, they add a gorgeous punch of colour and texture that delight the senses. A link to a tutorial for the woven wheel roses is included in the pattern, you’ll be amazed at how simple they are. This pattern looks just as beautiful without the text stitched as well, just in case you’re making a gift for someone who doesn’t share your sense of humour. Get your snark on with the Sit on a Thorn pattern.

 

This pattern is also available in the Go Bloom Yourself cross stitch pattern set, and the Go Bloom Yourself collection pattern set (the full collection).

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