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Be Blooming Fabulous Cross Stitch Pattern
Have you ever had one of those days where you need a gentle reminder to be your best self? The Be Blooming Fabulous cross stitch pattern just might be that gentle kick up the rear end you need. This punny inspirational quote reminds you to be the best you can be every day, because we can all afford to bring more “fabulous” to our daily life. Gorgeous soft dusty pinks and corals paired with smoky mint greens create a vintage vibe, and will add a touch of softness to any decor. This cross stitch pattern features simple stitches (full stitches, backstitch, and a few fractionals in the letters), so even if you’re a beginner you can feel confident you can accomplish this project. This pattern can also be stitched without the text, giving the arches of roses an old-world feel. Enjoy stitching the vintage vibe of Be Blooming Fabulous, and remind yourself that you’re awesome.
Be the Villain Cross Stitch Pattern
Feel like getting a little stabby? Maybe the “Be The Villain” cross stitch pattern can help you out… 😂 When people ask me what I do, I often say, “I help people relax by stabbing something 20,000 times.” This dark humour reminded me of many villains, and I was inspired by the cool elegance of Bond villains in particular. Featured in Issue 5 of XStitch Magazine, “Be the Villain” represents how our outer well-groomed appearance can mask our darker side.
Cold Rock Cross Stitch Pattern
Have you ever been sitting in a chair for so long that you get really sore? Imagine how a mermaid feels, sitting on a hard cold rock for hours on end, waiting to lure any nearby sailors…. The first of the Mermaid Tales cross stitch pattern set, this cheeky cross stitch pattern sums up the daily grind of a mermaid with sparkle and glitter. If the text isn’t to your taste (or you have little ones at home who can read), there is also a PG version included in the pattern. Release your inner siren with this sassy Cold Rock cross stitch pattern.
Dashing Through the Hell No Cross Stitch Pattern
Dashing through the what?! Oh hell, no. If you go dashing through anything it’ll be the airport on the way to a tropical destination, right?! Bring your “love” of a winter wonderland to life with the Dashing Through the Hell No cross stitch pattern.
If you’re feeling super “festive” this season, the entire set of Merry Snarkmas cross stitch patterns can be purchased for a 25% discount from the individual pattern prices.
Delicate Flower Cross Stitch Pattern
Have you had it with people telling you to act like a lady, or act in a way that is more to their taste? The Delicate Flower cross stitch pattern is a bold design to empower yourself to feel feminine and strong. The very “direct” phrase featured on this pattern contrasts with the lovely feminine rose wreath encircling it, making it perfect for the snarky woman who knows she’s fabulous. Vibrant rich reds and purples pair beautifully with deep teals, and add an elegant burst of colour to your decor. The purple Kreinik thread has a tiny bit of sparkle in it, creating a delicate shimmer to the text and wreath stems. This pattern can also be stitched without the text, the wreath is very pretty just on its own. If you want to stand in your feminine power and declare to the world that you are unstoppable, the Delicate Flower cross stitch pattern might just be the perfect addition to your decor.
Fa La La Wine Cross Stitch Pattern
Open up that box of wine and let’s make Christmas Carols fun again. “Tis the season to be boozy…” “Later on, we’ll perspire, as we drink by the fire…” Get into the spirit of the season with the Fa La La Wine cross stitch pattern.
If you’re feeling super “cheery” this season, the entire set of Merry Snarkmas cross stitch patterns can be purchased for a 25% discount from the individual pattern prices.
Flanders Field Poppies Cross Stitch Pattern
The Flanders Field Poppies counted cross stitch pattern is inspired from a photograph taken of the poppies in Flanders Field. It is a beautiful yet haunting place, and this pattern evokes the peace and reverence one experiences at Flanders Field. This pattern is full stitches only, with no back stitch. It’s a PDF download, so you can purchase it and get started on your newest project in minutes!
Fresh Out of Fuchsias Hand Embroidery Pattern
Are you one of those people who likes to push boundaries just a little, seeing what you can get away with? If so, the Fresh Out of Fuchsias hand embroidery pattern might be perfect for you. This sassy phrase is ideal for displaying at the office without being criticized by your boss, or hanging at home even if you’re careful with what “language” is seen and heard around the family. The gorgeous luscious colours give your decor a burst of vibrant energy, and the delicate foliage mixed with bold roses creates a lovely texture that is really fun to stitch. This pattern can even be stitched without the text, it’s a gorgeous floral wreath just on its own. Get your cheeky groove on with the pretty florals of the Fresh Out of Fuchsias embroidery pattern.
Garden Hoes Hand Embroidery Pattern
Are you one of those people who love sarcasm and quick-witted comebacks? If so, the Garden Hoes hand embroidery pattern might be an ideal addition to your home. This very cheeky phrase is guaranteed to make all who read it spit out their coffee (or wine) and entertain you every time you read it. This pattern uses only four stitches, so it’s absolutely perfect for beginner embroiderers. This wreath can also be stitched without the text, just in case you’d like to give it as a gift but you’re not sure of the recipient’s sense of humour. The three tones of green and teal contrasted by vibrant red and orange complements any decor, bringing a little of the outside indoors. Aspire to snarky greatness with the Garden Hoes embroidery pattern.
Go Pollinate Yourself Cross Stitch Pattern
You know those moments when you just want to “express yourself” to someone but you don’t want to use colourful language? The Go Pollinate Yourself cross stitch pattern just might be ideal for occasions like that. This pattern pairs a cheeky phrase with a whimsical floral wreath, and is perfect if you have small children at home as there are no “bad words” for them to read. It’s also a fun gift for the gardeners in your life. The beautiful rich oranges contrast with vibrant purples, and add a refreshing splash of colour to your home or office. This pattern features simple stitches (full stitches, backstitch, a few fractionals in the letters), meaning this pattern is suitable for all levels of stitchers. You could even simplify the pattern and leave the text off, leaving the beautiful floral wreath. Enjoy expressing your true feelings with more eloquence and whimsy with the Go Pollinate Yourself cross stitch pattern.
Lest We Forget Cross Stitch Pattern
The Lest We Forget poppy cross stitch pattern features a lone bloom, and evokes remembrance and sacrifice. This pattern can be stitched on any colour fabric to match your decor as there is no background to stitch (it’s only the poppy and the motto). This poppy cross stitch pattern is full stitches only, with no back stitch. It is a PDF download, so you can get started on your newest project right away!