Who could say no to expressing themselves with sass and class? The Vintage Sass cross stitch pattern collection is perfect for your home or as a gift! Inspired by the popular trends of vintage illustrations, beautiful calligraphy, and sassy quotes, these patterns are modern with a vintage twist. Whether you stitch these cross stitch patterns for your home or for the office, these are guaranteed to generate a lot of laughter and discussion! Express yourself today with a bit of Vintage Sass!

 

Drink Wine cross stitch set
Maybe Wine Will Help wine cross stitch pattern
Drink Wine Cross Stitch Pattern Set

If you love to come home after a hard day at work and enjoy a lovely glass of wine, these wine cross stitch patterns will inspire you to relax all day long! This set features the lovely Stitch & Drink Wine and Maybe Wine Will Help cross stitch patterns. These two beautiful vintage-inspired cross stitch patterns will be an elegant sassy statement piece in any decor. You can display them at home or as a tongue-in-cheek “reminder” at the office for when your wine is out of reach. Stitch your worries away with the beautiful cheeky Drink Wine cross stitch pattern set!
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Get Ducks cross stitch pattern set funny needllepoint
Get Ducked subversive cross stitch pattern funny needlepoint
Get Ducks Cross Stitch Pattern Set

If you’re just fresh out of ducks and need some more, then this funny needlepoint set is perfect for you! This set of cross stitch patterns includes the Get Ducked and the No More Ducks cross stitch patterns. This set makes the perfect home decor for that rustic country vibe, or if you just happen to love waterfowl. These sassy patterns feature lovely calm shades of blues and aquas, and are sure to become statement pieces in any home or office decor. Never run out of ducks again with this funny needlepoint set!

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Miserable cow funny cross stitch pattern
Miserable Cow funny cross stitch pattern
Miserable Cow Cross Stitch Pattern

Do you have “special” people in your life who take joy in seeing the negative in any situation? Need a little reminder to be the best version of yourself? This funny cross stitch pattern can help! It’s the perfect gift for someone in your life who needs a little nudge, and decorates your home or office with style and humour. Based on a vintage illustration, this pattern reminds us all to not take life so seriously. It’s always better to be the sparkly unicorn, and not the miserable cow! Get started on this funny cross stitch pattern today!

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Maybe Wine Will Help wine cross stitch pattern
Maybe Wine Will Help wine cross stitch pattern
Maybe Wine Will Help Cross Stitch Pattern

Are you drowning in a sea of stress and the daily grind is getting to you? Well here’s the perfect solution! The Maybe Wine Will Help fun cross stitch pattern will not only get your creative juices going, it will make you chuckle every time you look at it. Burn that stress away with this vintage-inspired pattern featuring a simply elegant wreath of gorgeous roses.

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Sarcasm fun cross stitch pattern
Sarcasm fun cross stitch pattern
Sarcasm Cross Stitch Pattern

How many times have you said to yourself, “I have to bite my tongue because I can’t say what I want to right now”? We’ve all been there, but now there’s a solution — sarcasm! This fun cross stitch pattern will remind you that sarcasm is a perfectly valid answer to any stupid question you may encounter in your day! Charming soft blues and greens are balanced with vivid pinks, bringing these current colour trends right into your home. The whimsical vintage-inspired wreath of roses balances the cheeky quote, and will be a statement piece for years to come. Never underestimate the power of sarcasm; get started on this fun project today!

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Just Say No Cross Stitch Pattern
Just Say No funny cross stitch pattern
Just Say No Cross Stitch Pattern

We’ve all had those days where something happens and you shake your head thinking “How can people be that dumb??” It’s time to take a stand and just say no to stupidity! This elegant and funny cross stitch pattern is perfect for making you laugh at home, or as a tongue-in-cheek new “rule” for the office. Featuring the trendy colours of vibrant pinks and beautiful aquas, this lovely wreath of roses will become a statement piece in any home or office. Enjoy this perfect mix of vintage florals and a sassy quote for years to come. It’s time to say yes to this pattern and say no to stupidity.

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Get Ducked subversive cross stitch pattern funny needlepoint
Get Ducked subversive cross stitch pattern funny needlepoint
Get Ducked Cross Stitch Pattern

Are you having one of those days and just need to express how you’re feeling? Bring out your cheeky side with this tongue-in-cheek subversive cross stitch pattern! Get Ducked is perfect for bringing a smile to your face every time you see it as well as entertaining friends. It’s the perfect gift for that person who has everything, or if you’re just wanting to show more of your personality around your home. With lovely colours like rich navy, mint, and cream, this vintage-inspired pattern is the perfect blend of retro and modern. Bring some sass into your life with the Get Ducked cross stitch pattern!

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Stitch Drink Wine inspirational cross stitch pattern
Stitch Drink Wine inspirational cross stitch pattern
Stitch & Drink Wine Cross Stitch Pattern

Have you ever wondered what your motto in life should be? Here’s one to consider! Stitch, drink wine, and be happy are inscribed in this inspirational cross stitch pattern in beautiful calligraphy, reminding you to focus on the important things in life. The gorgeous wreath of roses features stylish colours such as rich oranges, pinks, and lovely antique blues. For the perfect pledge to slow down and keep what makes you happy in your mind, you can’t go past the Stitch & Drink Wine inspirational cross stitch pattern.

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So Much Nope vintage cross stitch pattern
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So Much Nope Cross Stitch Pattern

Have you ever wanted to say “no” to someone but in a much more expressive way? Now you can! This elegant vintage cross stitch pattern is inspired by antique French illustrations, but there’s nothing antique about the quote! When “no” just isn’t strong enough for you, switch it up with the sassy phrase “So much nope.” This lovely pattern has only three colours, so it’s very easy even for beginners to stitch. Bring a touch of sass into your home or office today with the So Much Nope vintage cross stitch pattern!

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That's What She Said vintage cross stitch pattern
That’s What She Said Cross Stitch Pattern
That’s What She Said Cross Stitch Pattern

Show off your sassy side with this stunning project! Inspired by the classic retort “that’s what she said,” you can bring a touch of cheekiness to your home! This beautiful cross stitch pattern is reminiscent of a vintage cross stitch. This interpretation of a gorgeous vintage illustration features vibrant blues and pinks. This fun project will give your home a retro flair with a modern twist, so get stitching now to create this lovely statement piece for your home decor!

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No More Ducks cross stitch pattern funny needlepoint
No More Ducks subversive cross stitch
No More Ducks Cross Stitch Pattern

Are you tired, stressed, and just don’t care anymore? You just don’t give a duck anymore? Well this slightly subversive cross stitch pattern is perfect for you! Inspired by a lovely vintage illustration, this “motivational” cross stitch pattern will make a cheeky addition to any home. While stitching these tranquil blue tones, this pattern will calm you while making you laugh. For those days where you have no more ducks to give, this beautiful pattern will inspire you to keep on going.

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Sexy Chick retro cross stitch pattern
Sexy Chick retro cross stitch pattern
Sexy Chick Cross Stitch Pattern

Are you a sexy chick? Of course you are! Show off your style and sass with this retro cross stitch pattern! Inspired by a vintage illustration, this sweet little pattern is perfect for any home decor or office! It’s quick to stitch, so it also makes the perfect gift for the person who is impossible to buy for! Don’t forget to ask yourself every time you see this retro chick, “Who’s a sexy chick? I’m a sexy chick!”

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Vintage Sass cross stitch alphabet 1
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Vintage Sass Alphabet 1 Cross Stitch Pattern

This very popular cross stitch alphabet pattern adds a bit of elegance and whimsy to any cross stitch project. The Vintage Sass 1 cross stitch alphabet is featured in the Maybe Wine Will Help pattern, Stitch & Drink Wine, and several others in the Vintage Sass Collection.

 

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Vintage Sass cross stitch alphabet 2
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Vintage Sass Alphabet 2 Cross Stitch Pattern

This beautifully elegant cross stitch alphabet will turn any quote into a gorgeous patttern. The Vintage Sass Alphabet 2 is featured in the Get Ducked pattern, No More Ducks, So Much Nope, and That’s What She Said patterns in the Vintage Sass Collection.

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Vintage Sass cross stitch alphabet bundle
Vintage Sass cross stitch alphabet 1
Vintage Sass Alphabet Cross Stitch Pattern Set

This cross stitch pattern set includes both Vintage Sass alphabet patterns (Vintage Sass 1 and Vintage Sass 2). Express your personality and create customized cross stitch patterns with these elegant calligraphic fonts.

 

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