How many times have you said to yourself, "I have to bite my tongue because I can't say what I want to right now"? We've all been there, but now there's a solution -- sarcasm! This fun cross stitch pattern will remind you that sarcasm is a perfectly valid answer to any stupid question you may encounter in your day! Charming soft blues and greens are balanced with vivid pinks, bringing these current colour trends right into your home. The whimsical vintage-inspired wreath of roses balances the cheeky quote, and will be a statement piece for years to come. Never underestimate the power of sarcasm; get started on this fun project today!
Collection: Vintage Sass
Model stitched on 16 count Fiddlers Cloth Aida fabric using DMC embroidery floss
Please note: This is a digital PDF pattern only, not a printed pattern that will be shipped in the mail. It is not a kit or a finished product. You will be sent a download link when your payment has been processed. Any up-to-date PDF reader (for example Preview on a Mac, GoodReader on iOS, or Adobe Reader on a Mac or PC) will be able to read the patterns, or they can be printed for ease of use.
- 168 stitches wide by 151 stitches high
- 12" wide by 11" high on 14 count
- Full stitches
- 13 colours
- Full colour chart includes DMC colour key, colour preview and thread sorter
- Includes full black and white pattern
- Includes one-page pattern for digital devices
- Optional free "How To Stitch" guide available at checkout
- Dozens of tutorial videos available at Peacock & Fig's YouTube channel
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I used to work in retail and the questions people asked me... all deserved a sarcastic answer, but I could never utter a word to them. The sarcasm was flying through my head though, at lightning speeds. I have this one kitted up and I plan to substitute some colors for the few DMC I didn't have. Also this was easy to download after purchase. No problems here.