• Vodka cross stitch pattern
  • Vodka cross stitch pattern
  • Vodka cross stitch pattern
  • Vodka cross stitch pattern
  • Vodka cross stitch pattern
  • Wine substitution Vodka cross stitch pattern

Vodka Cross Stitch Pattern


Ah yes, vodka. Whether you enjoy drinking vodka or not, the Vodka cross stitch pattern reminds you that we all have those days. We can all relate to the feeling of wanting something to help us get through that oh-so-boring mandatory meeting at work, or the pain of your kid’s school Christmas concert when you just want to remove your ears from your body… This pattern also has a substitution for the word vodka (in case wine is more your style), or you can add in any text of your choice with any of the cross stitch alphabet patterns. Adulting is hard, but you don’t need to let it drive you to drink if you can unwind by stabbing the simple Vodka cross stitch pattern instead.

This pattern is also available in the full Adulting 101 Collection set. 


  • Pattern size: 120 stitches wide x 110 stitches high
  • Finished size: 7½” wide x 7″ high on 16 count
  • Full stitches
  • 8 colours
  • Pattern comes with a full colour key and a thread sorter
  • The pattern also comes with a full black and white pattern, full colour pattern, a chart to substitute the word “Vodka” with “Wine,” and a one-page pattern for digital devices
  • Model stitched over two on Zweigart 32ct Murano Lugana (Light Basalt Splash)
  • Recommended minimum hoop size for framing (if stitching on 16 count over one or 32 count over two as the model has been): 9″
  • Dozens of tutorial videos available at Peacock & Fig’s YouTube channel or full stitching classes on Skillshare

Please note: This is a digital PDF pattern only, not a printed pattern that will be shipped in the mail. It is not a kit or a finished product. You will be sent a download link when your payment has been processed. Any up-to-date PDF reader (for example Preview on a Mac, GoodReader on iOS, or Adobe Reader on a Mac or PC) will be able to read the patterns, or they can be printed for ease of use.

All cross stitch patterns are copyright Dana Batho and are for personal use only. Reselling or redistributing patterns in any way is prohibited unless prior written consent has been granted by the designer. You are permitted to make a working copy of the pattern to stitch from. Commercial use of the pattern is prohibited. Please see the terms of use for more information, or contact the designer.


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