- Pattern size: 120 stitches wide x 110 stitches high
- Finished size: 7½” wide x 7″ high on 16 count
- Full stitches
- 8 colours
- Pattern comes with a full colour key and a thread sorter
- The pattern also comes with a full black and white pattern, full colour pattern, a chart to substitute the word “Vodka” with “Wine,” and a one-page pattern for digital devices
- Model stitched over two on Zweigart 32ct Murano Lugana (Light Basalt Splash)
- Recommended minimum hoop size for framing (if stitching on 16 count over one or 32 count over two as the model has been): 9″
- Optional free “How To Stitch” guide available at checkout
- Dozens of tutorial videos available at Peacock & Fig’s YouTube channel
Vodka Cross Stitch Pattern
Ah yes, vodka. Whether you enjoy drinking vodka or not, the Vodka cross stitch pattern reminds you that we all have those days. We can all relate to the feeling of wanting something to help us get through that oh-so-boring mandatory meeting at work, or the pain of your kid’s school Christmas concert when you just want to remove your ears from your body… This pattern also has a substitution for the word vodka (in case wine is more your style), or you can add in any text of your choice with any of the cross stitch alphabet patterns. Adulting is hard, but you don’t need to let it drive you to drink if you can unwind by stabbing the simple Vodka cross stitch pattern instead.
This pattern is also available in the full Adulting 101 Collection set.
Please note: This is a digital PDF pattern only, not a printed pattern that will be shipped in the mail. It is not a kit or a finished product. You will be sent a download link when your payment has been processed. Any up-to-date PDF reader (for example Preview on a Mac, GoodReader on iOS, or Adobe Reader on a Mac or PC) will be able to read the patterns, or they can be printed for ease of use.
Stitch & Drink Wine Cross Stitch Pattern
Have you ever wondered what your motto in life should be? Here’s one to consider! Stitch, drink wine, and be happy are inscribed in this inspirational cross stitch pattern in beautiful calligraphy, reminding you to focus on the important things in life. The gorgeous wreath of roses features stylish colours such as rich oranges, pinks, and lovely antique blues. For the perfect pledge to slow down and keep what makes you happy in your mind, you can’t go past the Stitch & Drink Wine cross stitch pattern. This pattern is also available with the with the Maybe Wine Will Help cross stitch pattern in the Drink Wine cross stitch pattern set.
Get Ducks Cross Stitch Pattern Set
If you’re just fresh out of ducks and need some more, then this funny needlepoint set is perfect for you! This set of cross stitch patterns includes the Get Ducked and the No More Ducks cross stitch patterns. This set makes the perfect home decor for that rustic country vibe, or if you just happen to love waterfowl. These sassy patterns feature lovely calm shades of blues and aquas, and are sure to become statement pieces in any home or office decor. Never run out of ducks again with this funny needlepoint set!
Just Say No Cross Stitch Pattern
We’ve all had those days where something happens and you shake your head thinking “How can people be that dumb??” It’s time to take a stand and just say no to stupidity! This elegant and funny cross stitch pattern is perfect for making you laugh at home, or as a tongue-in-cheek new “rule” for the office. Featuring the trendy colours of vibrant pinks and beautiful aquas, this lovely wreath of roses will become a statement piece in any home or office. Enjoy this perfect mix of vintage florals and a sassy quote for years to come. It’s time to say yes to this pattern and say no to stupidity.