- Pattern size: 120 stitches wide x 110 stitches high
- Finished size: 7½” wide x 7″ high on 16 count
- Full stitches
- 8 colours
- Pattern comes with a full colour key and a thread sorter
- The pattern also comes with a full black and white pattern, full colour pattern, a chart to substitute the word “Vodka” with “Wine,” and a one-page pattern for digital devices
- Model stitched over two on Zweigart 32ct Murano Lugana (Light Basalt Splash)
- Recommended minimum hoop size for framing (if stitching on 16 count over one or 32 count over two as the model has been): 9″
- Dozens of tutorial videos available at Peacock & Fig’s YouTube channel or full stitching classes on Skillshare
Vodka Cross Stitch Pattern
$8.99
Ah yes, vodka. Whether you enjoy drinking vodka or not, the Vodka cross stitch pattern reminds you that we all have those days. We can all relate to the feeling of wanting something to help us get through that oh-so-boring mandatory meeting at work, or the pain of your kid’s school Christmas concert when you just want to remove your ears from your body… This pattern also has a substitution for the word vodka (in case wine is more your style), or you can add in any text of your choice with any of the cross stitch alphabet patterns. Adulting is hard, but you don’t need to let it drive you to drink if you can unwind by stabbing the simple Vodka cross stitch pattern instead.
This pattern is also available in the full Adulting 101 Collection set.
Please note: This is a digital PDF pattern only, not a printed pattern that will be shipped in the mail. It is not a kit or a finished product. You will be sent a download link when your payment has been processed. Any up-to-date PDF reader (for example Preview on a Mac, GoodReader on iOS, or Adobe Reader on a Mac or PC) will be able to read the patterns, or they can be printed for ease of use.
All cross stitch patterns are copyright Dana Batho and are for personal use only. Reselling or redistributing patterns in any way is prohibited unless prior written consent has been granted by the designer. You are permitted to make a working copy of the pattern to stitch from. Commercial use of the pattern is prohibited. Please see the terms of use for more information, or contact the designer.
Related Products
Be the Flamingo Cross Stitch Pattern
Have you ever had those moments when you feel like you’ve been stuck out in the middle of a lawn, all alone? Instead of feeling self-conscious, celebrate your uniqueness with this fun flamingo cross stitch pattern! With the beautiful baroque-inspired gold frame, and the lovely vibrant pink tones, this pattern is sure to become a family favourite! Stand out from the crowd, tell those pigeons to get lost, and remind yourself to show off your unique beauty with this joyful pattern.

The Adulting 101 Collection Cross Stitch Pattern Set
If some days you’re all like, “Omg why do I have to adult today, I don’t want tooooooo……”, then congratulations, you’re an adult, and adulting is hard. The Adulting 101 Collection cross stitch pattern set will help you cope with how you’re feeling by stabbing something 20,000 times… 😂 This collection features all nine cross stitch patterns of the Adulting 101 Collection: Thin Patience, Caffeine, Vodka, No Pants, Adulthood, One to Even, More Alcohol, Adulting All Over, and Another Great Day. Please note the set does not include the Adulting 101 alphabet set. Get stabby making gifts for your loved ones, or decorating your home or office to “inspire” you to greatness…. The patterns can also be customized to suit your lifestyle, such as substituting the word “booze” for “yoga.” This cross stitch pattern set is also 25% off the regular price of buying all the patterns individually. There’s sure to be something in the collection to put a smile on your face as you’re slogging through yet another endless meeting about the agenda for the next meeting, daydreaming about your next cocktail… 😉
Sarcasm Cross Stitch Pattern
How many times have you said to yourself, “I have to bite my tongue because I can’t say what I want to right now”? We’ve all been there, but now there’s a solution — sarcasm! This fun cross stitch pattern will remind you that sarcasm is a perfectly valid answer to any stupid question you may encounter in your day! Charming soft blues and greens are balanced with vivid pinks, bringing these current colour trends right into your home. The whimsical vintage-inspired wreath of roses balances the cheeky quote, and will be a statement piece for years to come. Never underestimate the power of sarcasm; get started on this fun project today!







Reviews
There are no reviews yet.