- Pattern size: 100 stitches wide x 80 stitches high
- Finished size: 6″ wide x 5″ high on 16 count
- Full stitches
- 6 colours
- Pattern comes with a full colour key and a thread sorter
- The pattern also comes with a full black and white pattern, full colour pattern, and a one-page pattern for digital devices
- Model stitched over two on Zweigart 32ct Murano Lugana (Light Mint Splash)
- Recommended minimum hoop size for framing (if stitching on 16 count over one or 32 count over two as the model has been): 8″
- Dozens of tutorial videos available at Peacock & Fig’s YouTube channel or full stitching classes on Skillshare
One to Even Cross Stitch Pattern
$6.99
I’m sure you’ve had those moments where something so insanely stupid comes up and you’re like “I can’t even… I just literally cannot even…”… The One to Even cross stitch pattern is a cheeky reminder that it’s ok to not be able to “even,” and that your energy and time is likely better spent elsewhere. This simple cross stitch pattern also uses only full stitches, so if your inability to even extends to backstitch, you’re all good with this pattern my friend…
This pattern is also available in the full Adulting 101 Collection set.
Please note: This is a digital PDF pattern only, not a printed pattern that will be shipped in the mail. It is not a kit or a finished product. You will be sent a download link when your payment has been processed. Any up-to-date PDF reader (for example Preview on a Mac, GoodReader on iOS, or Adobe Reader on a Mac or PC) will be able to read the patterns, or they can be printed for ease of use.
All cross stitch patterns are copyright Dana Batho and are for personal use only. Reselling or redistributing patterns in any way is prohibited unless prior written consent has been granted by the designer. You are permitted to make a working copy of the pattern to stitch from. Commercial use of the pattern is prohibited. Please see the terms of use for more information, or contact the designer.
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