- Pattern size: 50 stitches wide x 80 stitches high
- Finished size: 4″ wide x 6″ high on 14 count
- Full stitches
- 12 colours
- Model stitched over two on 28 count Zweigart Cashel linen (Antique White)
- Pattern comes with a full colour key and a thread sorter
- The pattern also comes with a full black and white pattern, full colour pattern, and a one-page pattern for digital devices
- Framing tip: if stitching on 14 count, you may find you need to go up to a 5″x7″ frame (the window opening on frames varies)
- Dozens of tutorial videos available at Peacock & Fig’s YouTube channel or full stitching classes on Skillshare
F*cks Given Today Cross Stitch Pattern
$5.99
In case you’re feeling super sassy and your GAFF (give a f*ck factor) is at zero, then the F*cks Given Today cross stitch pattern might be right up your alley. Featuring a delectable donut with orange icing and scrumptious-looking blue sprinkles, this pattern is a great way to stitch up your sass. If the text isn’t to your taste, you could add in your own text with any of the cross stitch alphabet charts.
Please note: This is a digital PDF pattern only, not a printed pattern that will be shipped in the mail. It is not a kit or a finished product. You will be sent a download link when your payment has been processed. Any up-to-date PDF reader (for example Preview on a Mac, GoodReader on iOS, or Adobe Reader on a Mac or PC) will be able to read the patterns, or they can be printed for ease of use.
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terranwalker (verified owner) –
Love it
Dana Batho –
So glad you enjoy it! 🙂