• Caffeine cross stitch pattern
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Caffeine Cross Stitch Pattern

(3 customer reviews)


Are you someone who cannot fathom starting their day without the Elixir of the Gods, caffeine? If your morning cuppa is more important to you than making sure your first born has both shoes on before he leaves for school, the Caffeine cross stitch pattern will make the perfect “statement” in your home. It will also ensure that those who try to get between you and your fifth cup of the day reconsider their life decisions…. 😂 This pattern is also perfect for the office, and also comes with the option of substituting the word caffeine with “wine.” You know, just in case a fruit-based beverage is more your jam…😉

This pattern is also available in the full Adulting 101 Collection set. 


  • Pattern size: 100 stitches wide x 140 stitches high
  • Finished size: 6″ wide x 9″ high on 16 count
  • Full stitches
  • 6 colours
  • Pattern comes with a full colour key and a thread sorter
  • The pattern also comes with a full black and white pattern, full colour pattern, a chart to substitute the word “wine” for “caffeine,” and a one-page pattern for digital devices
  • Model stitched over two on Zweigart 32ct Murano Lugana (Basalt Splash)
  • Recommended minimum hoop size for framing (if stitching on 16 count over one or 32 count over two as the model has been): 10″
  • Dozens of tutorial videos available at Peacock & Fig’s YouTube channel or full stitching classes on Skillshare


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If you love the Caffeine pattern, you may also love these wonderful t-shirts by the very talented Suzy Swede with the Adulting 101 collection! Check out ladies and unisex t-shirts, and tote bags available with this fun design.


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Please note: This is a digital PDF pattern only, not a printed pattern that will be shipped in the mail. It is not a kit or a finished product. You will be sent a download link when your payment has been processed. Any up-to-date PDF reader (for example Preview on a Mac, GoodReader on iOS, or Adobe Reader on a Mac or PC) will be able to read the patterns, or they can be printed for ease of use.

All cross stitch patterns are copyright Dana Batho and are for personal use only. Reselling or redistributing patterns in any way is prohibited unless prior written consent has been granted by the designer. You are permitted to make a working copy of the pattern to stitch from. Commercial use of the pattern is prohibited. Please see the terms of use for more information, or contact the designer.

3 reviews for Caffeine Cross Stitch Pattern

  1. Sharon Scott (verified owner)

    Dang it. I thought it was an embroidery pattern, not a cross-stitch pattern. But never fear, I’ll work on it anyway, but my eyesight may not be up to those tiny little holes any more. 🙂

    • Dana Batho

      I’m so sorry about that Sharon! The title does say cross stitch pattern and all the details, so I’m really sorry you missed that. 😢 What I would recommend if you’re having eyesight issues is a couple of things. First up, you can get up to 11 count Aida, that I believe is going to be the biggest thread count, so that will be the easiest to see. Obviously you’d have to adjust the number of strands of floss you use for each colour, like maybe even up to 3 (I recommend 2 for 14 count, but 11 count is just that much bigger that 3 strands might be more appropriate). Also, I don’t know if you have a good stitchy light, but really clear white light (like an OTT lamp) is so incredibly useful, that can really help you see the holes better even if your vision isn’t perfect. If you go to the stitching supplies section of my Amazon page, you’ll see I have two lamps listed — one is a tall overhead lamp (and I use it every day myself and it’s great), and one is a lamp that comes with a magnifier lens as well. So that may be a good solution to all your stitchy problems. 🙂 https://www.amazon.com/shop/peacockfig

  2. Bonnie-Lynne Ceriko (verified owner)

    I am going to stitching this to hang in my cubicle at work as everyone in the office knows I cannot function without my caffeine. The whole process in purchasing this pattern was painless and quick.

    • Dana Batho

      I have the same “problem” — no caffeine, no worky… Looking forward to seeing your progress on it Bonnie-Lynne! 🙂

  3. Eva (verified owner)

    Fun pattern with the right amount of snark. It will be a gift for my sister. Easy to follow.

    • Dana Batho

      I hope your sister loves it Eva, I’m sure she will! Glad you enjoyed stitching it up! 🙂

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