- Pattern size: 65 stitches wide x 85 stitches high
- Finished size: 4½” wide x 6″ high on 14 count
- Full stitches and backstitch
- 9 colours
- Pattern comes with a full colour key
- The pattern also comes with a full black and white pattern and a full colour pattern
- Model stitched over two on Zweigart 28ct Cashel raw linen (Natural)
- Recommended minimum hoop size for framing (if stitching on 14 count over one or 28 count over two as the model has been): 8″
- Dozens of tutorial videos available at Peacock & Fig’s YouTube channel or full stitching classes on Skillshare
ABC OMG Cross Stitch Pattern
$5.99
Nothing says “cross stitch sampler” like a pretty alphabet chart. This one however has a little bit of a twist, a secret sassy message if you do more than take a quick glance. Featuring lovely soft tones used in traditional samplers, the ABC OMG cross stitch pattern will make a cheeky addition to any home or office.
This pattern is also available in the Get Sampled cross stitch pattern set.
Please note: This is a digital PDF pattern only, not a printed pattern that will be shipped in the mail. It is not a kit or a finished product. You will be sent a download link when your payment has been processed. Any up-to-date PDF reader (for example Preview on a Mac, GoodReader on iOS, or Adobe Reader on a Mac or PC) will be able to read the patterns, or they can be printed for ease of use.
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