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ABC OMG Cross Stitch Pattern
Nothing says “cross stitch sampler” like a pretty alphabet chart. This one however has a little bit of a twist, a secret sassy message if you do more than take a quick glance. Featuring lovely soft tones used in traditional samplers, the ABC OMG cross stitch pattern will make a cheeky addition to any home or office.
This pattern is also available in the Get Sampled cross stitch pattern set.
Are You Feeling Festive Cross Stitch Pattern
Are you feeling festive, punk? Are ya? Channel your inner Dirty Harry and get into the spirit of the season with this sassy cross stitch pattern.
If you’re feeling super “cheery” this season, the entire set of Merry Snarkmas cross stitch patterns can be purchased for a 25% discount from the individual pattern prices.
Blackwork Love blackwork pattern
Stitch a little project to show your loved ones you care with the Blackwork Love blackwork pattern. Featuring two weights of cotton Sulky Blendables® thread, this pretty pattern is the perfect way to play with blackwork on a small scale. Even if you’re a complete novice to blackwork, if you can do backstitch you can do this lovely little blackwork pattern. Add a little love to your decor or stitch up a pretty gift with the Blackwork Love pattern. This pattern is also available in a set, the Blackwork of the Heart pattern set.
Blackwork of the Heart pattern set
Tempted to try your hand at blackwork but just can’t decide which pattern you love the most? The Blackwork of the Heart pattern set includes all three patterns in the Blackwork of the Heart collection — Converging Love, Mosaic Tile, and Blackwork Love. All three of these pretty patterns make perfect gifts as they are quick to stitch up, they’re only 3″ in diameter if stitched on 14 count fabric. Their size also makes them perfect for blackwork beginners. Using a variety of Sulky® solid and variegated (Blendables®) thread in two weights, stitchers can create lovely blackwork projects for their home or a loved one. Enjoy this traditional technique with a modern flair with the Blackwork of the Heart pattern set.
Cold Rock Cross Stitch Pattern
Have you ever been sitting in a chair for so long that you get really sore? Imagine how a mermaid feels, sitting on a hard cold rock for hours on end, waiting to lure any nearby sailors…. The first of the Mermaid Tales cross stitch pattern set, this cheeky cross stitch pattern sums up the daily grind of a mermaid with sparkle and glitter. If the text isn’t to your taste (or you have little ones at home who can read), there is also a PG version included in the pattern. Release your inner siren with this sassy Cold Rock cross stitch pattern.
Converging Love blackwork pattern
Stitch up a beautiful blackwork heart with the Converging Love blackwork pattern. There are many paths to love, and this blackwork pattern symbolizes that love comes from many directions and many sources. This pretty pattern features one colour of Sulky Blendables® cotton thread in two thread weights, creating the effect of the heart design intensifying at the centre. It’s also small enough to be stitched multiple times as gifts for those you love. This pattern is also available in a set, the Blackwork of the Heart pattern set.
Dashing Through the Hell No Cross Stitch Pattern
Dashing through the what?! Oh hell, no. If you go dashing through anything it’ll be the airport on the way to a tropical destination, right?! Bring your “love” of a winter wonderland to life with the Dashing Through the Hell No cross stitch pattern.
If you’re feeling super “festive” this season, the entire set of Merry Snarkmas cross stitch patterns can be purchased for a 25% discount from the individual pattern prices.
Deck the Halls Cross Stitch Pattern
Don’t get your stockings in a twist, lose your cool and make your family have to use their new gift cards for bail money. Deck the halls and not your family with this cheeky cross stitch pattern.
If you’re feeling super “cheery” this season, the entire set of Merry Snarkmas cross stitch patterns can be purchased for a 25% discount from the individual pattern prices.
Don’t Call Me Cute Cross Stitch Pattern
If you’re feeling feisty, the “Don’t Call Me Cute” cross stitch pattern might be right up your alley. With vibrant purples, corals, and mint and a fun circular design, it’s a great way to make a statement about how fierce you are. Tell those in your life to up their game when they “compliment” you, you are so much more than just how you look. And, “cute” is way overrated anyway — you are also a badass, let the world know it. ❤️
As seen in Issue 16 (“Cute”) of XStitch Magazine.
F*cks Given Today Cross Stitch Pattern
In case you’re feeling super sassy and your GAFF (give a f*ck factor) is at zero, then the F*cks Given Today cross stitch pattern might be right up your alley. Featuring a delectable donut with orange icing and scrumptious-looking blue sprinkles, this pattern is a great way to stitch up your sass. If the text isn’t to your taste, you could add in your own text with any of the cross stitch alphabet charts.
Fa La La Wine Cross Stitch Pattern
Open up that box of wine and let’s make Christmas Carols fun again. “Tis the season to be boozy…” “Later on, we’ll perspire, as we drink by the fire…” Get into the spirit of the season with the Fa La La Wine cross stitch pattern.
If you’re feeling super “cheery” this season, the entire set of Merry Snarkmas cross stitch patterns can be purchased for a 25% discount from the individual pattern prices.
Fresh Out of Fuchsias Hand Embroidery Pattern
Are you one of those people who likes to push boundaries just a little, seeing what you can get away with? If so, the Fresh Out of Fuchsias hand embroidery pattern might be perfect for you. This sassy phrase is ideal for displaying at the office without being criticized by your boss, or hanging at home even if you’re careful with what “language” is seen and heard around the family. The gorgeous luscious colours give your decor a burst of vibrant energy, and the delicate foliage mixed with bold roses creates a lovely texture that is really fun to stitch. This pattern can even be stitched without the text, it’s a gorgeous floral wreath just on its own. Get your cheeky groove on with the pretty florals of the Fresh Out of Fuchsias embroidery pattern.
This pattern is also available in the Go Bloom Yourself hand embroidery pattern set, and the Go Bloom Yourself collection pattern set (the full collection).
Garden Hoes Hand Embroidery Pattern
Are you one of those people who love sarcasm and quick-witted comebacks? If so, the Garden Hoes hand embroidery pattern might be an ideal addition to your home. This very cheeky phrase is guaranteed to make all who read it spit out their coffee (or wine) and entertain you every time you read it. This pattern uses only four stitches, so it’s absolutely perfect for beginner embroiderers. This wreath can also be stitched without the text, just in case you’d like to give it as a gift but you’re not sure of the recipient’s sense of humour. The three tones of green and teal contrasted by vibrant red and orange complements any decor, bringing a little of the outside indoors. Aspire to snarky greatness with the Garden Hoes embroidery pattern.
This pattern is also available in the Go Bloom Yourself hand embroidery pattern set, and the Go Bloom Yourself collection pattern set (the full collection).
Get Sampled Cross Stitch Pattern Set
The Get Sampled cross stitch pattern set features all four patterns in the Country Twists collection: ABC OMG, Mortgage Sweet Mortgage, Samplers Since 1675, and She Betta Don’t. The pattern lays out all four patterns stitched as one piece as shown in the gold framed main image, but they can also be stitched and framed individually. These patterns all feature the same pretty textured border to tie all the designs together, making a fun modern twist on a traditional cross stitch sampler.
Go Bloom Yourself Hand Embroidery Pattern Set
Get your embroidery groove on with the Go Bloom Yourself hand embroidery pattern set. This set of four patterns features all the hand embroidery patterns in the Go Bloom Yourself collection. Let Love Bloom, Garden Hoes, Let Your Dreams Blossom and Fresh Out of Fuchsias make up this pretty set. The patterns come with links to free tutorials as well, so even beginner embroiderers can tackle these lively patterns. Plus by purchasing the set, you’re getting four patterns for the price of three. Whether you’re feeling snarky or sweet, or want to make some lovely projects for yourself or a loved one, this pretty set has something for everyone.
Halloween Pumpkins Cross Stitch Pattern
Nothing says Halloween like some fun jack o’lanterns, and this fun Halloween cross stitch project is perfect for adding a little Halloween fun to your decor! Commissioned by DMC, this cross stitch pattern can be stitched as charted, or each motif can be stitched on its own. Featuring glow in the dark floss for the pumpkin eyes and white areas, this cute pattern is sure to make you “scream” when the lights go out. Get into the Halloween spirit with some fun pumpkins and spooky headstones.
Ho Ho No Cross Stitch Pattern
Have a low tolerance for Christmas shenanigans? Or just want a “subtle” way to tell your family to not overstay their welcome? Channel your inner Scrooge with the Ho Ho No snarky cross stitch pattern.
If you’re feeling super “cheery” this season, the entire set of Merry Snarkmas cross stitch patterns can be purchased for a 25% discount from the individual pattern prices.
Jingle Those Balls Cross Stitch Pattern
Get in the holiday spirit and jingle those balls, baby! But jingle all the way. Nobody likes a half-ass jingler. Get festive and jingly with the Jingle Those Balls cross stitch pattern.
If you’re feeling super “festive” this season, the entire set of Merry Snarkmas cross stitch patterns can be purchased for a 25% discount from the individual pattern prices.
Joy Peace Family Cross Stitch Pattern
Do you love cross stitch ornaments, but want to stitch something a little different than a traditional snowman or Santa? The Joy Peace Family cross stitch ornament pattern features a simple boho-style design which will complement your modern Christmas decor. This ornament also comes with a free video tutorial (and full colour assembly instructions). Not only can you learn how to assemble this pretty ornament quickly and easily, you’ll learn how simple it is to turn any small pattern into an ornament. You can even turn this pattern into a pincushion, or pretty hoop art. Joy Peace Family features full cross stitch and backstitch. It’s an ideal pattern for beginner stitchers to practice backstitch due to its small finished size, and it’s perfect for whipping up a quick last-minute gift. Add a little modern elegance to your Christmas decor with this lovely cross stitch ornament pattern.
As seen in the December 2016 issue of Kindred Stitches.
Lest We Forget Cross Stitch Bookmark Pattern
The Lest We Forget cross stitch bookmark pattern commemorates the sacrifice of those who have served to keep our nations safe and free. The designer is a veteran herself, and knows all too well the struggles that those who serve (and their families) undergo for the greater good of their nation as a whole. This cross stitch bookmark features vibrant red poppies and the motto “Lest We Forget” in a combination of cross stitch and back stitch. This is an ideal pattern for beginners to practice back stitch, and it’s a quick stitch making it ideal for gifts. It is a PDF download, so you can get started on your newest stitching project straight away!
Let Love Bloom Hand Embroidery Pattern
Do you ever get so overwhelmed with everything happening in your day, that you just need a reminder to take a breath and remember what’s important? The Let Love Bloom hand embroidery pattern allows you to do just that; reflect on what gives your life meaning — love. This cheerful message encourages positivity, uplifting your home or office decor. It also makes a perfect gift as it is a quote everyone can resonate with. The beautiful delicate colours add a breath of fresh air and vibrancy to your day, they’re so fresh and reviving. This pattern uses only five hand embroidery stitches, so it is simple enough even for beginners. More experienced embroiderers can experiment with the spacing on the leaf stitch to create texture and variation. This pattern can even be stitched without the text, leaving a gorgeous delicate wreath, or you can write your own quote to stitch. The pretty Let Love Bloom embroidery pattern inspires you to bring out the best in yourself.
This pattern is also available in the Go Bloom Yourself hand embroidery pattern set, and the Go Bloom Yourself collection pattern set (the full collection).
Let Your Dreams Blossom Hand Embroidery Pattern
Lick Me Cross Stitch Pattern
Just in case you want to get a little sassy with a delectable summer treat, the Lick Me cross stitch pattern is ideal. This pattern is perfect for playing all innocent with your friends when they see it — “What, how else are you supposed to eat an ice cream??” 😂 Whether you like a good innuendo or simply are an ice cream fanatic, the Lick Me cross stitch pattern will make a fun addition to your decor. If the text isn’t to your taste, you could add in your own text with any of the cross stitch alphabet charts.
Lick My Frosting Cross Stitch Pattern
The sassy Lick My Frosting cupcake cross stitch pattern will certainly make a statement in your decor… 😂 This fun pattern was featured in Issue 8 of XStitch Magazine (the Munchies issue). Cupcakes are a little bundle of exquisite happiness in a mouthful. The great thing is they’re portable and socially acceptable, so you can have them in your office, in front of friends, in a public park…. all without raising an eyebrow like you may with other more “sensual” pursuits that bring you the same spark of joy… 😉
Lump of Coal Cross Stitch Pattern
Here’s the perfect gift to make for that family member that does all of their Christmas shopping at the dollar store. Tell them how much you care with the Lump of Coal cross stitch pattern.
If you’re feeling super “festive” this season, the entire set of Merry Snarkmas cross stitch patterns can be purchased for a 25% discount from the individual pattern prices.
If you’re having a hard day (or a hard week, or a hard month), sometimes it’s hard to make room in your life for what inspires you. The Let Your Dreams Blossom hand embroidery pattern is designed to do just that — remind you to make some breathing space for things that are important to you. This uplifting message inspires you to live your best life, and it makes the perfect gift for a loved one. It also would make a wonderful graduation or retirement gift to inspire the recipient on their journey into their new phase of life. The luscious deep purples contrast against soft mint greens, which adds a lovely burst of vibrant colour. The delicate texture of the leaves creates almost a lacy effect; it’s not only easy to stitch, it adds a whimsical elegance to your decor. Lift yourself up out of your daily grind with the Let Your Dreams Blossom embroidery pattern.