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Are You Feeling Festive cross stitch pattern
Are You Feeling Festive cross stitch pattern
Are You Feeling Festive Cross Stitch Pattern

Are you feeling festive, punk? Are ya? Channel your inner Dirty Harry and get into the spirit of the season with this sassy cross stitch pattern.

 

If you’re feeling super “cheery” this season, the entire set of Merry Snarkmas cross stitch patterns can be purchased for a 25% discount from the individual pattern prices. 

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Blackwork Love blackwork pattern
Blackwork Love blackwork pattern
Blackwork Love blackwork pattern

Stitch a little project to show your loved ones you care with the Blackwork Love blackwork pattern. Featuring two weights of cotton Sulky Blendables® thread, this pretty pattern is the perfect way to play with blackwork on a small scale. Even if you’re a complete novice to blackwork, if you can do backstitch you can do this lovely little blackwork pattern. Add a little love to your decor or stitch up a pretty gift with the Blackwork Love pattern. This pattern is also available in a set, the Blackwork of the Heart pattern set.

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Blackwork of the Heart pattern set
Mosaic Tile blackwork pattern
Blackwork of the Heart pattern set

Tempted to try your hand at blackwork but just can’t decide which pattern you love the most? The Blackwork of the Heart pattern set includes all three patterns in the Blackwork of the Heart collection — Converging Love, Mosaic Tile, and Blackwork Love. All three of these pretty patterns make perfect gifts as they are quick to stitch up, they’re only 3″ in diameter if stitched on 14 count fabric. Their size also makes them perfect for blackwork beginners. Using a variety of Sulky® solid and variegated (Blendables®) thread in two weights, stitchers can create lovely blackwork projects for their home or a loved one. Enjoy this traditional technique with a modern flair with the Blackwork of the Heart pattern set.

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Cold Rock mermaid cross stitch pattern
Cold Rock cross stitch pattern
Cold Rock Cross Stitch Pattern

Have you ever been sitting in a chair for so long that you get really sore? Imagine how a mermaid feels, sitting on a hard cold rock for hours on end, waiting to lure any nearby sailors…. The first of the Mermaid Tales cross stitch pattern set, this cheeky cross stitch pattern sums up the daily grind of a mermaid with sparkle and glitter. If the text isn’t to your taste (or you have little ones at home who can read), there is also a PG version included in the pattern. Release your inner siren with this sassy Cold Rock cross stitch pattern.

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Converging Love blackwork pattern
Converging Love blackwork pattern
Converging Love blackwork pattern

Stitch up a beautiful blackwork heart with the Converging Love blackwork pattern. There are many paths to love, and this blackwork pattern symbolizes that love comes from many directions and many sources. This pretty pattern features one colour of Sulky Blendables® cotton thread in two thread weights, creating the effect of the heart design intensifying at the centre. It’s also small enough to be stitched multiple times as gifts for those you love. This pattern is also available in a set, the Blackwork of the Heart pattern set.

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Dashing Through the Hell No cross stitch pattern
Dashing Through the Hell No cross stitch pattern
Dashing Through the Hell No Cross Stitch Pattern

Dashing through the what?! Oh hell, no. If you go dashing through anything it’ll be the airport on the way to a tropical destination, right?! Bring your “love” of a winter wonderland to life with the Dashing Through the Hell No cross stitch pattern.

 

If you’re feeling super “festive” this season, the entire set of Merry Snarkmas cross stitch patterns can be purchased for a 25% discount from the individual pattern prices. 

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Deck the Halls cross stitch pattern
Deck the Halls cross stitch pattern
Deck the Halls Cross Stitch Pattern

Don’t get your stockings in a twist, lose your cool and make your family have to use their new gift cards for bail money. Deck the halls and not your family with this cheeky cross stitch pattern.

 

If you’re feeling super “cheery” this season, the entire set of Merry Snarkmas cross stitch patterns can be purchased for a 25% discount from the individual pattern prices. 

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F*cks Given Today cross stitch pattern
F*cks Given Today cross stitch pattern
F*cks Given Today Cross Stitch Pattern

In case you’re feeling super sassy and your GAFF (give a f*ck factor) is at zero, then the F*cks Given Today cross stitch pattern might be right up your alley. Featuring a delectable donut with orange icing and scrumptious-looking blue sprinkles, this pattern is a great way to stitch up your sass. If you’d like to adjust the text in the pattern to suit your taste, check out the custom pattern option.

 

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Fa La La Wine cross stitch pattern
Fa La La Wine cross stitch pattern
Fa La La Wine Cross Stitch Pattern

Open up that box of wine and let’s make Christmas Carols fun again. “Tis the season to be boozy…” “Later on, we’ll perspire, as we drink by the fire…” Get into the spirit of the season with the Fa La La Wine cross stitch pattern.

 

If you’re feeling super “cheery” this season, the entire set of Merry Snarkmas cross stitch patterns can be purchased for a 25% discount from the individual pattern prices. 

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Fresh Out of Fuchsias hand embroidery pattern
Fresh Out of Fuchsias hand embroidery pattern
Fresh Out of Fuchsias Hand Embroidery Pattern

Are you one of those people who likes to push boundaries just a little, seeing what you can get away with? If so, the Fresh Out of Fuchsias hand embroidery pattern might be perfect for you. This sassy phrase is ideal for displaying at the office without being criticized by your boss, or hanging at home even if you’re careful with what “language” is seen and heard around the family. The gorgeous luscious colours give your decor a burst of vibrant energy, and the delicate foliage mixed with bold roses creates a lovely texture that is really fun to stitch. This pattern can even be stitched without the text, it’s a gorgeous floral wreath just on its own. Get your cheeky groove on with the pretty florals of the Fresh Out of Fuchsias embroidery pattern.

 

This pattern is also available in the Go Bloom Yourself hand embroidery pattern set, and the Go Bloom Yourself collection pattern set (the full collection).

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Garden Hoes hand embroidery pattern
Garden Hoes hand embroidery pattern
Garden Hoes Hand Embroidery Pattern

Are you one of those people who love sarcasm and quick-witted comebacks? If so, the Garden Hoes hand embroidery pattern might be an ideal addition to your home. This very cheeky phrase is guaranteed to make all who read it spit out their coffee (or wine) and entertain you every time you read it. This pattern uses only four stitches, so it’s absolutely perfect for beginner embroiderers. This wreath can also be stitched without the text, just in case you’d like to give it as a gift but you’re not sure of the recipient’s sense of humour. The three tones of green and teal contrasted by vibrant red and orange complements any decor, bringing a little of the outside indoors. Aspire to snarky greatness with the Garden Hoes embroidery pattern.

 

This pattern is also available in the Go Bloom Yourself hand embroidery pattern set, and the Go Bloom Yourself collection pattern set (the full collection).

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Go Bloom Yourself hand embroidery pattern set
Let Your Dreams Blossom hand embroidery pattern
Go Bloom Yourself Hand Embroidery Pattern Set

Get your embroidery groove on with the Go Bloom Yourself hand embroidery pattern set. This set of four patterns features all the hand embroidery patterns in the Go Bloom Yourself collection. Let Love Bloom, Garden Hoes, Let Your Dreams Blossom and Fresh Out of Fuchsias make up this pretty set. The patterns come with links to free tutorials as well, so even beginner embroiderers can tackle these lively patterns. Plus by purchasing the set, you’re getting four patterns for the price of three. Whether you’re feeling snarky or sweet, or want to make some lovely projects for yourself or a loved one, this pretty set has something for everyone.

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Ho Ho No cross stitch pattern
Ho Ho No cross stitch pattern
Ho Ho No Cross Stitch Pattern

Have a low tolerance for Christmas shenanigans? Or just want a “subtle” way to tell your family to not overstay their welcome? Channel your inner Scrooge with the Ho Ho No snarky cross stitch pattern.

 

If you’re feeling super “cheery” this season, the entire set of Merry Snarkmas cross stitch patterns can be purchased for a 25% discount from the individual pattern prices. 

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Jingle Those Balls cross stitch pattern
Jingle Those Balls cross stitch pattern
Jingle Those Balls Cross Stitch Pattern

Get in the holiday spirit and jingle those balls, baby! But jingle all the way. Nobody likes a half-ass jingler. Get festive and jingly with the Jingle Those Balls cross stitch pattern.

 

If you’re feeling super “festive” this season, the entire set of Merry Snarkmas cross stitch patterns can be purchased for a 25% discount from the individual pattern prices. 

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Lest We Forget cross stitch bookmark pattern
Lest We Forget bookmark cross stitch pattern
Lest We Forget Cross Stitch Bookmark Pattern

The Lest We Forget cross stitch bookmark pattern commemorates the sacrifice of those who have served to keep our nations safe and free. The designer is a veteran herself, and knows all too well the struggles that those who serve (and their families) undergo for the greater good of their nation as a whole. This cross stitch bookmark features vibrant red poppies  and the motto “Lest We Forget” in a combination of cross stitch and back stitch. This is an ideal pattern for beginners to practice back stitch, and it’s a quick stitch making it ideal for gifts. It is a PDF download, so you can get started on your newest stitching project straight away!

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Let Love Bloom hand embroidery pattern
Let Love Bloom hand embroidery pattern
Let Love Bloom Hand Embroidery Pattern

Do you ever get so overwhelmed with everything happening in your day, that you just need a reminder to take a breath and remember what’s important? The Let Love Bloom hand embroidery pattern allows you to do just that; reflect on what gives your life meaning — love. This cheerful message encourages positivity, uplifting your home or office decor. It also makes a perfect gift as it is a quote everyone can resonate with. The beautiful delicate colours add a breath of fresh air and vibrancy to your day, they’re so fresh and reviving. This pattern uses only five hand embroidery stitches, so it is simple enough even for beginners. More experienced embroiderers can experiment with the spacing on the leaf stitch to create texture and variation. This pattern can even be stitched without the text, leaving a gorgeous delicate wreath, or you can write your own quote to stitch. The pretty Let Love Bloom embroidery pattern inspires you to bring out the best in yourself.

 

This pattern is also available in the Go Bloom Yourself hand embroidery pattern set, and the Go Bloom Yourself collection pattern set (the full collection).

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Let Your Dreams Blossom hand embroidery pattern
Let Your Dreams Blossom hand embroidery pattern
Let Your Dreams Blossom Hand Embroidery Pattern
This pattern is also available in the Go Bloom Yourself hand embroidery pattern set, and the Go Bloom Yourself collection pattern set (the full collection).
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Lick Me cross stitch pattern
Lick Me cross stitch pattern
Lick Me Cross Stitch Pattern

Just in case you want to get a little sassy with a delectable summer treat, the Lick Me cross stitch pattern is ideal. This pattern is perfect for playing all innocent with your friends when they see it — “What, how else are you supposed to eat an ice cream??” 😂 Whether you like a good innuendo or simply are an ice cream fanatic, the Lick Me cross stitch pattern will make a fun addition to your decor. If you’d like to adjust the text in the pattern to suit your taste, check out the custom pattern option.

 

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Lump of Coal cross stitch pattern
Lump of Coal cross stitch pattern
Lump of Coal Cross Stitch Pattern

Here’s the perfect gift to make for that family member that does all of their Christmas shopping at the dollar store. Tell them how much you care with the Lump of Coal cross stitch pattern.

 

If you’re feeling super “festive” this season, the entire set of Merry Snarkmas cross stitch patterns can be purchased for a 25% discount from the individual pattern prices. 

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Mermaid Struggles cross stitch pattern
Mermaid Struggles cross stitch pattern
Mermaid Struggles Cross Stitch Pattern

Get inspired to live the dream as a mermaid with the Mermaid Struggles cross stitch pattern. Who wouldn’t love to live the life of lazing on a beach all day, looking gorgeous. The fourth of the Mermaid Tales cross stitch pattern set, this sassy cross stitch pattern inspires you to take a beach holiday. Beautiful lavender beads and sparkling metallic thread add a little touch of magic to this fun pattern. Let your hair down with the cheeky Mermaid Struggles cross stitch pattern.

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Mermaid Tales cross stitch pattern set
Cold Rock cross stitch pattern
Mermaid Tales Cross Stitch Pattern Set

Welcome to the Mermaid Tales cross stitch pattern set! This four-part series started as a stitchalong, and is now available as a standalone set! Featuring four individual patterns (Cold Rock, Telescope, Mirror Mirror, and Mermaid Struggles), this set is perfect for adding a bit of sass and bling to your home. These designs are inspired by an online conversation in which someone was complaining about crocheted mermaid tails for girls, saying “Why on earth would you want your daughter to dress like a fish whore???” Of course much hilarity ensued, and the idea for these patterns was born. :) The elegant beads and metallic threads contrast with the snarky text on each pattern, making these patterns a unique addition to your stash. PG versions are also included in the Cold Rock and Mirror Mirror patterns. Level up on your sass with these gloriously cheeky mermaid cross stitch patterns.

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Merry Snarkmas cross stitch pattern set
Dashing Through the Hell No cross stitch pattern
Merry Snarkmas Cross Stitch Pattern Set

Up to your eyeballs in “festivities” and you’re oh so over it? Tell your family and friends you care with the Merry Snarkmas cross stitch pattern set. These patterns are the perfect gift for a loved one, or a memorable last-minute gift to a co-worker. Save 25% off the price of the nine individual patterns by purchasing this pattern set. Create a Christmas they’ll never forget.

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Mirror Mirror mermaid cross stitch pattern
Mirror Mirror mermaid cross stitch pattern
Mirror Mirror Cross Stitch Pattern

Mermaids are glorious beautiful creatures, but have you ever wondered whether they have the same insecurities as us mere mortals? The Mirror Mirror cross stitch pattern, the third of the Mermaid Tales cross stitch pattern set, is a cheeky look at a mermaid’s beauty routine. This pattern also comes with a PG version in case you have little ones at home who can read, or the text isn’t to your taste. Bring out your inner mermaid beauty with the Mirror Mirror cross stitch pattern.

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Mosaic Tile blackwork pattern
Mosaic Tile blackwork pattern
Mosaic Tile blackwork pattern

Need a little gift to show your loved ones you care? Or maybe you just want to try your hand at blackwork but don’t want to dive headfirst into a difficult and complex pattern. The gorgeous little Mosaic Tile blackwork pattern is ideal for blackwork beginners. This pattern features three lovely colours of Sulky® cotton threads, in both solid colours and a gorgeous variegated Blendables® colour. Whether it is a gift for Valentine’s Day or to inspire you at home, the pretty Mosaic Tile blackwork pattern is sure to bring joy every day. This pattern is also available in a set, the Blackwork of the Heart pattern set.

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Peacock Feather cross stitch pattern
Peacock feather cross stitch pattern
Peacock Feather Cross Stitch Pattern

The beautiful Peacock Feather cross stitch pattern was inspired by a vintage illustration, and was created to celebrate the opening of the Peacock & Fig shop. A customer favourite, this pattern is great for beginner stitchers that are wanting to tackle their first multi-colour project as there are limited colours and the finished size is only 5″ wide by 6″ high (if stitched on 14 count fabric). Add a touch of elegance and vintage whimsy to your decor with the Peacock Feather pattern.

 

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