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Mermaid Struggles cross stitch pattern
Mermaid Struggles cross stitch pattern
Mermaid Struggles Cross Stitch Pattern

Get inspired to live the dream as a mermaid with the Mermaid Struggles cross stitch pattern. Who wouldn’t love to live the life of lazing on a beach all day, looking gorgeous. The fourth of the Mermaid Tales cross stitch pattern set, this sassy cross stitch pattern inspires you to take a beach holiday. Beautiful lavender beads and sparkling metallic thread add a little touch of magic to this fun pattern. Let your hair down with the cheeky Mermaid Struggles cross stitch pattern.

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Mermaid Tales cross stitch pattern set
Cold Rock cross stitch pattern
Mermaid Tales Cross Stitch Pattern Set

Welcome to the Mermaid Tales cross stitch pattern set! This four-part series started as a stitchalong, and is now available as a standalone set! Featuring four individual patterns (Cold Rock, Telescope, Mirror Mirror, and Mermaid Struggles), this set is perfect for adding a bit of sass and bling to your home. These designs are inspired by an online conversation in which someone was complaining about crocheted mermaid tails for girls, saying “Why on earth would you want your daughter to dress like a fish whore???” Of course much hilarity ensued, and the idea for these patterns was born. :) The elegant beads and metallic threads contrast with the snarky text on each pattern, making these patterns a unique addition to your stash. PG versions are also included in the Cold Rock and Mirror Mirror patterns. Level up on your sass with these gloriously cheeky mermaid cross stitch patterns.

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Mirror Mirror mermaid cross stitch pattern
Mirror Mirror mermaid cross stitch pattern
Mirror Mirror Cross Stitch Pattern

Mermaids are glorious beautiful creatures, but have you ever wondered whether they have the same insecurities as us mere mortals? The Mirror Mirror cross stitch pattern, the third of the Mermaid Tales cross stitch pattern set, is a cheeky look at a mermaid’s beauty routine. This pattern also comes with a PG version in case you have little ones at home who can read, or the text isn’t to your taste. Bring out your inner mermaid beauty with the Mirror Mirror cross stitch pattern.

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One to Even cross stitch pattern
One to Even cross stitch pattern
One to Even Cross Stitch Pattern

I’m sure you’ve had those moments where something so insanely stupid comes up and you’re like “I can’t even… I just literally cannot even…”… The One to Even cross stitch pattern is a cheeky reminder that it’s ok to not be able to “even,” and that your energy and time is likely better spent elsewhere. This simple cross stitch pattern also uses only full stitches, so if your inability to even extends to backstitch, you’re all good with this pattern my friend…

This pattern is also available in the full Adulting 101 Collection set. 

 

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Peacock Feather cross stitch pattern
Peacock feather cross stitch pattern
Peacock Feather Cross Stitch Pattern

The beautiful Peacock Feather cross stitch pattern was inspired by a vintage illustration, and was created to celebrate the opening of the Peacock & Fig shop. A customer favourite, this pattern is great for beginner stitchers that are wanting to tackle their first multi-colour project as there are limited colours and the finished size is only 5″ wide by 6″ high (if stitched on 14 count fabric). Add a touch of elegance and vintage whimsy to your decor with the Peacock Feather pattern.

 

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Poppies in the wind modern cross stitch pattern
As featured in Cross Stitch Crazy Nov 2017
Poppies in the Wind Cross Stitch Pattern

The Poppies in the Wind modern cross stitch pattern is a beautiful stitched illustration commemorating the sacrifices of those who have served their country. The poppy is an incredibly symbolic flower, and this delicate pattern honours dedicated military men and women, many of whom never came home. This pattern is simple to stitch as there are so few colours, and the back stitch detail of the petals gives the illusion the petals are being blown apart in the wind. This stunning modern cross stitch pattern will be a beautiful symbolic accent to any decor. This a PDF download, so you can purchase it and get started on your newest project right away.

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Sit on a Thorn cross stitch pattern
Sit on a Thorn Cross Stitch Pattern
Sit on a Thorn Cross Stitch Pattern

Have you ever wanted to “politely” tell someone what you’re really thinking? The Sit on a Thorn cross stitch and embroidery pattern might be just what you’re looking for! The snarky quote contrasts with the sparkle in the Kreinik thread and elegance of the pattern, and it’s guaranteed to generate a belly laugh from all who see your project. It can be stitched with or without the optional embroidered roses, making it perfect for both cross stitch purists and those wanting to experiment with new stitches. If you do want to stitch the pretty embroidered roses, they add a gorgeous punch of colour and texture that delight the senses. A link to a tutorial for the woven wheel roses is included in the pattern, you’ll be amazed at how simple they are. This pattern looks just as beautiful without the text stitched as well, just in case you’re making a gift for someone who doesn’t share your sense of humour. Get your snark on with the Sit on a Thorn pattern.

 

This pattern is also available in the Go Bloom Yourself cross stitch pattern set, and the Go Bloom Yourself collection pattern set (the full collection).

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Solarize Dahlia counted cross stitch pattern
Solarize Dahlia cross stitch pattern set
Solarize Dahlia – Set (4 Cross Stitch Patterns)

The Solarize Dahlia counted cross stitch pattern set will bring a touch of modern vibrance into any decor with their vivid cool tones. This set consists of four patterns, which can be stitched individually or on one larger piece of fabric to create one image. This pattern is full stitches only, with no back stitch. These counted cross stitch patterns are great for beginners as they are small, but also are a fun stitching project for more experienced stitchers. The set is a PDF download, so you can get started on your newest project straight away!

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stitching planner tracker printable
Stitching Planner
Stitching Planner

It’s every stitcher’s life — at some point you realize that your stitching stash is so disorganized and expansive that you don’t even know what you have anymore. Use this printable PDF stitching planner to track your cross stitch and hand embroidery projects, materials, resources, and save your sanity like a boss. From project tracker pages to floss inventory sheets to resources like legal free patterns and stitchy organization apps, this 40-page stitching planner will restore order to your hobby (and likely help you rediscover a lot of materials and projects you didn’t remember you had). More details of what exactly is included is in the “Planner details” tab below.

 

And if you need even more tracking sheets, the project tracker sheets and floss inventory sheets are also available as an extra add-on. 

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Cross stitch embroidery project tracker
cross stitch embroidery tracker printable
Stitching Project Tracker

Have you ever had so many projects on the go that you lose track of which ones you’ve kitted up, when you started each project, or whether you’ve already ordered materials? Now you can keep organized like a boss with this PDF stitching project tracker. Track the hours you’ve stitched, materials, finishing and gifting details and more. This set of tracking sheets includes 10 pattern tracking sheets, and 10 photograph sheets for your WIP and finish photos. There are even spaces on the pattern tracker to record how many drinks you’ve downed while trying to finish a stitching project, or how many times it caused you to swear (if you’re in a love-hate relationship with your project). You can even track how many times the frog came to visit (how many errors you had to rip out), and see if there’s any correlation between that and the amount of drinking or swearing that happened…. 😂 More details about what’s included on the tracking sheets are in the “tracker details” tab below.

 

And if you need extra organization help, these sheets are also included in the full Stitching Planner. 

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Telescope mermaid cross stitch pattern
Telescope mermaid cross stitch pattern
Telescope Cross Stitch Pattern

Ah the romance of the life of a mermaid, meeting handsome sailors who happen to stumble across your rock in the middle of the ocean… Putting a slightly more “adult” twist on this age-old tale, this is the Telescope cross stitch pattern. The second of the Mermaid Tales cross stitch pattern set, this cross stitch pattern pairs sass and blingy beads with sparkly metallics. Let out your cheeky side with the Telescope cross stitch pattern.

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Adulting 101 cross stitch pattern collection set
The Adulting 101 Collection Cross Stitch Pattern Set
The Adulting 101 Collection Cross Stitch Pattern Set

If some days you’re all like, “Omg why do I have to adult today, I don’t want tooooooo……”, then congratulations, you’re an adult, and adulting is hard. The Adulting 101 Collection cross stitch pattern set will help you cope with how you’re feeling by stabbing something 20,000 times… 😂 This collection features all nine cross stitch patterns of the Adulting 101 Collection: Thin Patience, Caffeine, Vodka, No Pants, Adulthood, One to Even, More Alcohol, Adulting All Over, and Another Great Day. Please note the set does not include the Adulting 101 alphabet set. Get stabby making gifts for your loved ones, or decorating your home or office to “inspire” you to greatness…. The patterns can also be customized to suit your lifestyle, such as substituting the word “booze” for “yoga,” find out more details here. This cross stitch pattern set is also 25% off the regular price of buying all the patterns individually. There’s sure to be something in the collection to put a smile on your face as you’re slogging through yet another endless meeting about the agenda for the next meeting, daydreaming about your next cocktail… 😉

 

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Thin patience cross stitch pattern
Thin Patience cross stitch pattern
Thin Patience Cross Stitch Pattern

Are you sick of people-ing and your patience is wearing oh-so-thin? Help yourself cope with the daily grind with the demotivational Thin Patience cross stitch pattern. Stab away your frustrations with this simple but poignant pattern, it’s even only using full stitches so your very thin patience doesn’t snap while you’re trying to relax and unwind.

This pattern is also available in the full Adulting 101 Collection set. 

 

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Vintage Sass collection cross stitch pattern set
Miserable cow funny cross stitch pattern
Vintage Sass Collection Cross Stitch Pattern Set

Just can’t decide how sassy you’re feeling today? Luckily for you, the hugely popular Vintage Sass cross stitch pattern collection is now available as an entire set! You’re getting ten patterns in all (the collection’s alphabet charts are not included), and you’re saving 25% by purchasing the entire collection instead of each pattern individually. Included patterns are Miserable Cow, Maybe Wine Will Help, Sarcasm, Just Say No, Get Ducked, Stitch & Drink Wine, So Much Nope, That’s What She Said, No More Ducks, and Sexy Chick. Individual pattern details are included in the “pattern details” tab below. Get your sassy stabby groove on with the Vintage Sass cross stitch pattern collection.

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Yer Arse and Parsley cross stitch pattern hoop
Yer Arse and Parsley cross stitch pattern no text
Yer Arse and Parsley Cross Stitch Pattern

Elegant, sophisticated, snarky… what could be better than that. The gorgeous spring-like mint and peach tones in the Yer Arse and Parsley cross stitch pattern belies the meaning of the text, which is a Scottish insult translating roughly to, “You’re talking shit.” The phrase can be used to make your own exclamations of frustration more colourful, or for those more sensitive you could say it’s an inspirational phrase promoting a healthy whole diet … 😂 This Jacobean-era inspired cross stitch pattern also features sparkling Japan Threads in a glorious copper, as well as shiny copper beads. If the text isn’t to your taste, you can purchase the custom pattern option and choose a word of your choice to be drafted into the pattern (as shown in the mockup image with the word “Love”). Or, you could stitch the pattern without the text, there’s an example photograph showing what it looks like without text. And if you’re not sure what Japan Threads are, you can check out this free video tutorial. 😊

This design is also available as a downloadable cellphone wallpaper, printable gift tags, and printable art. They can be purchased individually or as a set, or the Mega Bundle with all downloadable products and all the Cheeky Wee Lass cross stitch patterns is also available. Just the Cheeky Wee Lass cross stitch patterns are also available as a set.

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I'm so glam cross stitch patterns funny inspirational sayings
Too Glam snarky cross stitch
I’m So Glam Cross Stitch Pattern Set

Need “assistance” in expressing what you’re really thinking? Let loose with the funny inspirational sayings in the I’m So Glam Set of cross stitch patterns! This set features the exquisite Too Glam to Give a Damn pattern and the spectacularly sassy I’m Fabulous pattern. Get inspired to be your best self with this elegant cross stitch pattern set!

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Royal Couple cross stitch gift set
Queen cross stitch pattern
Royal Couple Cross Stitch Pattern Set

Show the world that you are the King and Queen of your domain with this stunning cross stitch gift set. The soft grey tones counterbalance the sparkle and shine of the beads and metallic threads. The neutral tones also look perfect on any colour fabric, so you can match your decor or have fun with some gorgeous fabric you’ve had your eyes on.  Whether you’re stitching these to be framed in hoops or picture frames, or using them as small cushions, these cross stitch patterns small size make them a great quick cross stitch gift. They’re also an ideal “starter” project for beginner stitchers wanting to play with beads and metallics in a small pattern. Let your inner nobility out with the Royal Couple cross stitch pattern set.

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Little Lord & Lady cross stitch baby announcement set
His Lordship Her Ladyship cross stitch baby announcement
Little Lord & Lady Cross Stitch Pattern Set

Do you have many people in your life having babies, and you feel like you’re always searching for yet another cross stitch baby announcement? Celebrate the birth of the babies in your life with this lovely set of baby boy and baby girl cross stitch patterns. His Lordship and Her Ladyship come with an alphabet and full instructions, making it easy to celebrate the new arrival with a perfectly royal customized pattern. The lovely gray-green tones looks like antiqued copper, bringing a vintage look to modern designs. Let the babies in your life be commemorated with the aristocratic patterns of the Little Lord & Lady set.

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Be the flamingo cross stitch pattern
Be the flamingo cross stitch pattern
Be the Flamingo Cross Stitch Pattern

Have you ever had those moments when you feel like you’ve been stuck out in the middle of a lawn, all alone? Instead of feeling self-conscious, celebrate your uniqueness with this fun flamingo cross stitch pattern! With the beautiful baroque-inspired gold frame, and the lovely vibrant pink tones, this pattern is sure to become a family favourite! Stand out from the crowd, tell those pigeons to get lost, and remind yourself to show off your unique beauty with this joyful pattern.
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Fleur Papillon pincushion shop cute cross stitch pattern
Papillon pincushion cute cross stitch
Fleur et Papillon Pincushion Cross Stitch Pattern

Let the simple elegance of this cute cross stitch pattern enrich your home’s decor. Based on vintage botanical illustrations, this lovely “fleur et papillon” (flower and butterfly) cross stitch pattern has a modern twist by using the latest colour trends. It adds a touch of elegance to any home by being displayed in an embroidery hoop, or it makes a practical and cute cross stitch pincushion. Full colour photographic stitching and assembly instructions come with the pattern, so even a beginner could complete this small project with incredible ease. Discover how easy it is to bring an antique ambiance with a modern flair to your walls and sewing kit with the Fleur et Papillon pattern.

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Miserable cow funny cross stitch pattern
Miserable Cow funny cross stitch pattern
Miserable Cow Cross Stitch Pattern

Do you have “special” people in your life who take joy in seeing the negative in any situation? Need a little reminder to be the best version of yourself? This funny cross stitch pattern can help! It’s the perfect gift for someone in your life who needs a little nudge, and decorates your home or office with style and humour. Based on a vintage illustration, this pattern reminds us all to not take life so seriously. It’s always better to be the sparkly unicorn, and not the miserable cow! Get started on this funny cross stitch pattern today!

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Bow Before Me birthday cross stitch pattern
Bow Before Me birthday cross stitch pattern options
Bow Before Me Cross Stitch Pattern

You’ll never have to wonder what to give for a gift ever again with this elegantly sassy birthday cross stitch pattern. Not only does Bow Before Me make a perfect birthday gift, this pattern also comes with three extra options for the top of the pattern (I’m the bride, I’m the mom, I’m the queen). With four options to choose from, you could stitch this pattern multiple times as the ideal cheeky gift! This gorgeous pattern showcases four colours of beads and one gorgeous gold metallic floss, which adds a dash of nobility and elegance to this sassy phrase. A limited colour palette means it’s simple to stitch up and showcases the beautiful luminosity in the beads and metallic floss. Let your royal sassiness out and stitch up this gloriously fun cross stitch pattern.

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Count me baby sheep cross stitch pattern
Count me baby sheep cross stitch pattern
Count Me Baby Cross Stitch Pattern

Do you have trouble sleeping, or have too many things whirring around your head? Maybe this fun sheep cross stitch pattern will help! It’s a common belief that counting sheep will help soothe your mind and help you drift away, but it’s possible you’ll be giggling yourself to sleep with the cheeky meme “Count me baby, all night long.” This pretty pattern is perfect for that rustic glam look, and can add a splash of elegance to any decor. Whether you make this pattern for yourself or for a friend, it is sure to be a great discussion piece!

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Maybe Wine Will Help wine cross stitch pattern
Maybe Wine Will Help fun cross stitch pattern
Maybe Wine Will Help Cross Stitch Pattern

Are you drowning in a sea of stress and the daily grind is getting to you? Well here’s the perfect solution! The Maybe Wine Will Help fun cross stitch pattern will not only get your creative juices going, it will make you chuckle every time you look at it. Burn that stress away with this vintage-inspired pattern featuring a simply elegant wreath of gorgeous roses. This pattern is also available with the with the Stitch & Drink Wine cross stitch pattern in the Drink Wine cross stitch pattern set. As seen in Cross Stitch Crazy

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Sarcasm fun cross stitch pattern
Sarcasm fun cross stitch pattern
Sarcasm Cross Stitch Pattern

How many times have you said to yourself, “I have to bite my tongue because I can’t say what I want to right now”? We’ve all been there, but now there’s a solution — sarcasm! This fun cross stitch pattern will remind you that sarcasm is a perfectly valid answer to any stupid question you may encounter in your day! Charming soft blues and greens are balanced with vivid pinks, bringing these current colour trends right into your home. The whimsical vintage-inspired wreath of roses balances the cheeky quote, and will be a statement piece for years to come. Never underestimate the power of sarcasm; get started on this fun project today!

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