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Astrology Xstitch Magazine cross stitch pattern
Astrology Xstitch Magazine cross stitch pattern
Astrology Cross Stitch Pattern

Whether astrology is your thing or not, this humorous cross stitch pattern is sure to generate laughs. With vivid blues and purples and sparkling metallics for a little extra glam, Astrology is a really fun pattern to stitch up for yourself or as a gift. The twelve zodiac signs are stitched in gold metallic floss around the perimeter of the design, framing the cheeky quote. This pattern was featured in Issue 3 of XStitch Magazine in the Space issue. If you can’t have a crystal ball to predict your future behaviour, you might want to use this pattern to excuse whatever “mischief” you get into….

 

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Cold Rock mermaid cross stitch pattern
Cold Rock cross stitch pattern
Cold Rock Cross Stitch Pattern

Have you ever been sitting in a chair for so long that you get really sore? Imagine how a mermaid feels, sitting on a hard cold rock for hours on end, waiting to lure any nearby sailors…. The first of the Mermaid Tales cross stitch pattern set, this cheeky cross stitch pattern sums up the daily grind of a mermaid with sparkle and glitter. If the text isn’t to your taste (or you have little ones at home who can read), there is also a PG version included in the pattern. Release your inner siren with this sassy Cold Rock cross stitch pattern.

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Mermaid Struggles cross stitch pattern
Mermaid Struggles cross stitch pattern
Mermaid Struggles Cross Stitch Pattern

Get inspired to live the dream as a mermaid with the Mermaid Struggles cross stitch pattern. Who wouldn’t love to live the life of lazing on a beach all day, looking gorgeous. The fourth of the Mermaid Tales cross stitch pattern set, this sassy cross stitch pattern inspires you to take a beach holiday. Beautiful lavender beads and sparkling metallic thread add a little touch of magic to this fun pattern. Let your hair down with the cheeky Mermaid Struggles cross stitch pattern.

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Mermaid Tales cross stitch pattern set
Cold Rock cross stitch pattern
Mermaid Tales Cross Stitch Pattern Set

Welcome to the Mermaid Tales cross stitch pattern set! This four-part series started as a stitchalong, and is now available as a standalone set! Featuring four individual patterns (Cold Rock, Telescope, Mirror Mirror, and Mermaid Struggles), this set is perfect for adding a bit of sass and bling to your home. These designs are inspired by an online conversation in which someone was complaining about crocheted mermaid tails for girls, saying “Why on earth would you want your daughter to dress like a fish whore???” Of course much hilarity ensued, and the idea for these patterns was born. :) The elegant beads and metallic threads contrast with the snarky text on each pattern, making these patterns a unique addition to your stash. PG versions are also included in the Cold Rock and Mirror Mirror patterns. Level up on your sass with these gloriously cheeky mermaid cross stitch patterns.

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Mirror Mirror mermaid cross stitch pattern
Mirror Mirror mermaid cross stitch pattern
Mirror Mirror Cross Stitch Pattern

Mermaids are glorious beautiful creatures, but have you ever wondered whether they have the same insecurities as us mere mortals? The Mirror Mirror cross stitch pattern, the third of the Mermaid Tales cross stitch pattern set, is a cheeky look at a mermaid’s beauty routine. This pattern also comes with a PG version in case you have little ones at home who can read, or the text isn’t to your taste. Bring out your inner mermaid beauty with the Mirror Mirror cross stitch pattern.

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Telescope mermaid cross stitch pattern
Telescope mermaid cross stitch pattern
Telescope Cross Stitch Pattern

Ah the romance of the life of a mermaid, meeting handsome sailors who happen to stumble across your rock in the middle of the ocean… Putting a slightly more “adult” twist on this age-old tale, this is the Telescope cross stitch pattern. The second of the Mermaid Tales cross stitch pattern set, this cross stitch pattern pairs sass and blingy beads with sparkly metallics. Let out your cheeky side with the Telescope cross stitch pattern.

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I'm so glam cross stitch patterns funny inspirational sayings
Too Glam snarky cross stitch
I’m So Glam Cross Stitch Pattern Set

Need “assistance” in expressing what you’re really thinking? Let loose with the funny inspirational sayings in the I’m So Glam Set of cross stitch patterns! This set features the exquisite Too Glam to Give a Damn pattern and the spectacularly sassy I’m Fabulous pattern. Get inspired to be your best self with this elegant cross stitch pattern set!

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Royal Couple cross stitch gift set
Queen cross stitch pattern
Royal Couple Cross Stitch Pattern Set

Show the world that you are the King and Queen of your domain with this stunning cross stitch gift set. The soft grey tones counterbalance the sparkle and shine of the beads and metallic threads. The neutral tones also look perfect on any colour fabric, so you can match your decor or have fun with some gorgeous fabric you’ve had your eyes on.  Whether you’re stitching these to be framed in hoops or picture frames, or using them as small cushions, these cross stitch patterns small size make them a great quick cross stitch gift. They’re also an ideal “starter” project for beginner stitchers wanting to play with beads and metallics in a small pattern. Let your inner nobility out with the Royal Couple cross stitch pattern set.

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Business card holder shop cross stitch pattern
business card cross stitch pattern
Business Card Holder Cross Stitch Pattern

Ban boring from your life with this vibrant geometric business card holder cross stitch pattern. Liven up your business cards with a holder you can customize to your company’s branded colours, or simply use the included colour key to stitch with beautiful peacock-inspired colours. This card holder is also the perfect size for credit cards. Whether you’re out for a night on the town and don’t want to take your whole wallet with you or just want to lighten your daily load, this card holder will meet all your needs. You can even use one side to carry credit cards, loyalty cards or gift cards, and the other for your own business cards. It can hold 10 business cards on each side, or 5 credit cards. Don’t carry around a heavy wallet if you don’t need to — this business card holder is the ideal sophisticated option for busy lives.

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Lets fly inspirational cross stitch patterns set
I believe I can fly cross stitch pattern
Let’s Fly Cross Stitch Pattern Set

Just can’t get enough sparkle and sass in your life? Maybe the Let’s Fly Set of inspirational cross stitch patterns will satisfy your needs! This set features the gorgeously elegant Queen Bee pattern and the tongue-in-cheek I Believe I Can Fly pattern. Get airborne with this fun cross stitch pattern set today!

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Little Lord & Lady cross stitch baby announcement set
His Lordship Her Ladyship cross stitch baby announcement
Little Lord & Lady Cross Stitch Pattern Set

Do you have many people in your life having babies, and you feel like you’re always searching for yet another cross stitch baby announcement? Celebrate the birth of the babies in your life with this lovely set of baby boy and baby girl cross stitch patterns. His Lordship and Her Ladyship come with an alphabet and full instructions, making it easy to celebrate the new arrival with a perfectly royal customized pattern. The lovely gray-green tones looks like antiqued copper, bringing a vintage look to modern designs. Let the babies in your life be commemorated with the aristocratic patterns of the Little Lord & Lady set.

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Be the flamingo cross stitch pattern
Be the flamingo cross stitch pattern
Be the Flamingo Cross Stitch Pattern

Have you ever had those moments when you feel like you’ve been stuck out in the middle of a lawn, all alone? Instead of feeling self-conscious, celebrate your uniqueness with this fun flamingo cross stitch pattern! With the beautiful baroque-inspired gold frame, and the lovely vibrant pink tones, this pattern is sure to become a family favourite! Stand out from the crowd, tell those pigeons to get lost, and remind yourself to show off your unique beauty with this joyful pattern.
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