Showing 1–25 of 36 results

Astrology Xstitch Magazine cross stitch pattern
Astrology Xstitch Magazine cross stitch pattern
Astrology Cross Stitch Pattern

Whether astrology is your thing or not, this humorous cross stitch pattern is sure to generate laughs. With vivid blues and purples and sparkling metallics for a little extra glam, Astrology is a really fun pattern to stitch up for yourself or as a gift. The twelve zodiac signs are stitched in gold metallic floss around the perimeter of the design, framing the cheeky quote. This pattern was featured in Issue 3 of XStitch Magazine in the Space issue. If you can’t have a crystal ball to predict your future behaviour, you might want to use this pattern to excuse whatever “mischief” you get into….

 

As seen in XStitch Mag

not rated $9.99
Add to cart
Awa an Bile cross stitch pattern hoop
Awa an Bile cross stitch pattern no text
Awa an Bile Cross Stitch Pattern

When you’re having one of “those” days, maybe a pretty bouquet of flowers is what you need… 😂 The lovely Jacobean-era inspired Awa an Bile cross stitch pattern features brilliant Japan Threads in both gold and copper, as well as pretty gold beads. The text “Awa an bile yer heid” is Scottish Doric, and translates to “Go away and boil your head”, aka “get lost.” If the text isn’t to your taste, you can purchase the custom pattern option and choose a word of your choice to be drafted into the pattern (as shown in the mockup image with the word “Peace”). Or, you could stitch the pattern without the text, there’s an example photograph showing what it looks like without text. And if you’re not sure what Japan Threads are, you can check out this free video tutorial. 😊

This design is also available as a downloadable cellphone wallpaper, printable gift tags, and printable art. They can be purchased individually or as a set, or the Mega Bundle with all downloadable products and all the Cheeky Wee Lass cross stitch patterns is also available. Just the Cheeky Wee Lass cross stitch patterns are also available as a set.

not rated $9.99
Add to cart
Awa an Raffle cross stitch pattern hoop
Awa an Raffle Yersel cross stitch pattern no text
Awa an Raffle Yersel Cross Stitch Pattern

Feel like you really want to tell someone how you feel, but want to do it in a subtle, elegant way? The Awa an Raffle Yersel cross stitch pattern might be the perfect fit for your needs. This pattern features luscious Jacobean-era inspired flowers and pomegranates, as well as stunning Japan Threads and gold beading. The text, “Awa an raffle yersel”, is a Scottish insult translating to a milder form of “piss off”… 😂 Of course, you’re free to come up with your own translation for those who may be “sensitive” to the real meaning, such as “Entertain yourself.” If the text isn’t to your taste, you can purchase the custom pattern option and choose a word of your choice to be drafted into the pattern (as shown in the mockup image with the word “Bloom”). Or, you could stitch the pattern without the text, there’s an example photograph showing what it looks like without text. And if you’re not sure what Japan Threads are, you can check out this free video tutorial. 😊

This design is also available as a downloadable cellphone wallpaper, printable gift tags, and printable art. They can be purchased individually or as a set, or the Mega Bundle with all downloadable products and all the Cheeky Wee Lass cross stitch patterns is also available. Just the Cheeky Wee Lass cross stitch patterns are also available as a set.

not rated $9.99
Add to cart
Bassa cross stitch pattern hoop
Bassa cross stitch pattern no text
Bassa Cross Stitch Pattern

If you’ve ever wanted to be a little “subtle” in how you’re feeling, the Bassa cross stitch pattern might just be for you. These Jacobean-era inspired flowers feature gorgeous vibrant colours and shining Japan Threads and beads. This pretty pattern bears the Scottish word “bassa” which translates to “bastard.” If the text isn’t to your taste, you can purchase the custom pattern option and choose a word of your choice to be drafted into the pattern (as shown in the mockup image with the word “Dare”). Or, you could stitch the pattern without the text, there’s an example photograph showing what it looks like without text. And if you’re not sure what Japan Threads are, you can check out this free video tutorial. 😊

This design is also available as a downloadable cellphone wallpaper, printable gift tags, and printable art. They can be purchased individually or as a set, or the Mega Bundle with all downloadable products and all the Cheeky Wee Lass cross stitch patterns is also available. Just the Cheeky Wee Lass cross stitch patterns are also available as a set.

not rated $9.99
Add to cart
Cheeky Wee Lass cellphone wallpaper set
Awa an bile cellphone wallpaper
Cheeky Wee Lass Cellphone Wallpapers

Who doesn’t love a fun and pretty cellphone wallpaper? Keep the sass from the Cheeky Wee Lass collection going with these pretty downloadable cellphone wallpapers! Each design comes with two wallpapers (one with the sassy quote, and one without). These wallpapers are created from original watercolour and ink illustrations by Dana Batho, and are inspired by the cross stitch patterns in the Cheeky Wee Lass collection (click for more details and to see translations of the cheeky Scottish insults) — Awa an Bile, Awa an Raffle Yersel, Bassa, Gypit Hoor, Pooch Me HameYer Arse and Parsley, and Yiv a Face. See the details tab for more information about the specifications and format of the wallpapers. The full set of wallpapers can be purchased as a set of all seven designs for 25% off the retail price of each design individually.

These illustrations are also available as printable gift tags and printable art. They can be purchased individually or as a set, or the Mega Bundle with all downloadable products and all the Cheeky Wee Lass cross stitch patterns is also available. Just the Cheeky Wee Lass cross stitch patterns are also available as a set.

not rated $2.99$15.99
Select options
Cheeky Wee Lass Collection Mega Bundle
Awa an Bile cross stitch pattern hoop
Cheeky Wee Lass Collection Mega Bundle

If you must have ALL. THE. THINGS, then this bundle is for you! This bundle includes everything in the Cheeky Wee Lass collection: the seven cross stitch patterns (Awa an Bile, Awa an Raffle Yersel, Bassa, Gypit Hoor, Pooch Me HameYer Arse and Parsley, and Yiv a Face), the seven designs of gift tags, fourteen cellphone wallpapers (each of the seven designs with and without a quote), and seven printable art PDFs. How cool is that? That’s 35 items in one set, and the set is priced at more than 30% off the price of buying all the items individually (all the items would be over US $150 total if bought individually). It’s also less than purchasing all the bundled sets of each item together. Please see the “Bundle details” tab for more information. 😊

not rated $99.99
Add to cart
Cheeky Wee Lass Cross Stitch Pattern Set
Awa an Bile cross stitch pattern hoop
Cheeky Wee Lass Cross Stitch Pattern Set

Can’t decide which of the stunningly elegant Cheeky Wee Lass cross stitch patterns you love more? Don’t decide, you can purchase all seven patterns in this gloriously cheeky set! All seven patterns feature gloriously shimmering Japan Threads as well as sparkling beads, which enhance the luscious Jacobean-era inspired botanical designs. The set of all seven designs is 25% off the retail price of buying each design individually. The patterns included are Bassa, Awa an Bile, Pooch Me Hame, Awa an Raffle Yersel, Yer Arse and Parsley, Gypit Hoor, and Yiv a Face. If the text isn’t to your taste for any of the patterns, you can purchase the custom pattern option and choose a word of your choice to be drafted into that pattern. Or, you could stitch the patterns without the text, there’s an example photograph showing what each looks like without text. You can also check out each pattern listing to see more images of each design. Not sure what Japan Threads are? Check out this free video tutorial. 😊

These designs are also available as downloadable cellphone wallpapers, printable gift tags, and printable art. They can be purchased individually or as a set, or the Mega Bundle with all downloadable products and all the Cheeky Wee Lass cross stitch patterns is also available.

$49.99
Add to cart
Cheeky Wee Lass printable art set
Awa an bile printable art 8x10 framed
Cheeky Wee Lass Printable Art

Do you ever feel like you have so many stitching WIPs you just can’t keep up? Or maybe you love your pattern so much, you’d like another variation on it for the office (without having to stitch it again). The Cheeky Wee Lass collection of printable art is here to save the day! These pretty art printables are original watercolour and ink illustrations by Dana Batho, and are inspired by the cross stitch patterns in the Cheeky Wee Lass collection (click for more details and for translations of the quotes in each design) — Awa an Bile, Awa an Raffle Yersel, Bassa, Gypit Hoor, Pooch Me HameYer Arse and Parsley, and Yiv a Face. See the details tab for more information about the specifications and format of the printable art. The full set of art be purchased as a set of all seven designs for 25% off the retail price of each design individually.

These illustrations are also available as downloadable cellphone wallpapers and gift tags. They can be purchased individually or as a set, or the Mega Bundle with all downloadable products and all the Cheeky Wee Lass cross stitch patterns is also available. Just the Cheeky Wee Lass cross stitch patterns are also available as a set.

not rated $5.99$29.99
Select options
Cheeky Wee Lass gift tag set
Awa an bile gift tag
Cheeky Wee Lass Printable Gift Tags

Want to make your gift giving more colourful this year? Jazz up your presents (and distract the recipient if you’re only giving them a gift as a social obligation 😉) with these pretty printable gift tags! There are ten on each sheet per design, and each tag has a slight variation in the placement of the pattern.

These gift tags are created from original watercolour and ink illustrations by Dana Batho, and are inspired by the cross stitch patterns in the Cheeky Wee Lass collection (click for more details) — Awa an Bile, Awa an Raffle Yersel, Bassa, Gypit Hoor, Pooch Me HameYer Arse and Parsley, and Yiv a Face. See the details tab for more information about the specifications and format of the gift tags. The full set of gift tags can be purchased as a set of all seven designs for 25% off the retail price of each design individually.

These illustrations are also available as downloadable cellphone wallpapers and printable art. They can be purchased individually or as a set, or the Mega Bundle with all downloadable products and all the Cheeky Wee Lass cross stitch patterns is also available. Just the Cheeky Wee Lass cross stitch patterns are also available as a set.

not rated $2.99$15.99
Select options
Cold Rock mermaid cross stitch pattern
Cold Rock cross stitch pattern
Cold Rock Cross Stitch Pattern

Have you ever been sitting in a chair for so long that you get really sore? Imagine how a mermaid feels, sitting on a hard cold rock for hours on end, waiting to lure any nearby sailors…. The first of the Mermaid Tales cross stitch pattern set, this cheeky cross stitch pattern sums up the daily grind of a mermaid with sparkle and glitter. If the text isn’t to your taste (or you have little ones at home who can read), there is also a PG version included in the pattern. Release your inner siren with this sassy Cold Rock cross stitch pattern.

$6.99
Add to cart
Gypit Hoor cross stitch pattern hoop
Gypit Hoor cross stitch pattern no text
Gypit Hoor Cross Stitch Pattern

The Jacobean-era inspired botanical wreath of the Gypit Hoor cross stitch pattern holds a secret — the true cheekiness of the text. The Doric Scottish insult “Gypit Hoor” actually translates to “crazy whore,” but of course you could create your own translation for those who are more sensitive like children in the home (or your parents, or that one “special” friend who takes offence to everything…). “Great woman” might be a good fake translation if needed …. 😂 Rich golds and vibrant pinks and purples enhance the sparkle of the pretty gold Japan Threads and the delicate gold beading. If the text isn’t to your taste, you can purchase the custom pattern option and choose a word of your choice to be drafted into the pattern (as shown in the mockup image with the word “Joy”). Or, you could stitch the pattern without the text, there’s an example photograph showing what it looks like without text. And if you’re not sure what Japan Threads are, you can check out this free video tutorial. 😊

This design is also available as a downloadable cellphone wallpaper, printable gift tags, and printable art. They can be purchased individually or as a set, or the Mega Bundle with all downloadable products and all the Cheeky Wee Lass cross stitch patterns is also available. Just the Cheeky Wee Lass cross stitch patterns are also available as a set.

not rated $9.99
Add to cart
Mermaid Struggles cross stitch pattern
Mermaid Struggles cross stitch pattern
Mermaid Struggles Cross Stitch Pattern

Get inspired to live the dream as a mermaid with the Mermaid Struggles cross stitch pattern. Who wouldn’t love to live the life of lazing on a beach all day, looking gorgeous. The fourth of the Mermaid Tales cross stitch pattern set, this sassy cross stitch pattern inspires you to take a beach holiday. Beautiful lavender beads and sparkling metallic thread add a little touch of magic to this fun pattern. Let your hair down with the cheeky Mermaid Struggles cross stitch pattern.

$6.99
Add to cart
Mermaid Tales cross stitch pattern set
Cold Rock cross stitch pattern
Mermaid Tales Cross Stitch Pattern Set

Welcome to the Mermaid Tales cross stitch pattern set! This four-part series started as a stitchalong, and is now available as a standalone set! Featuring four individual patterns (Cold Rock, Telescope, Mirror Mirror, and Mermaid Struggles), this set is perfect for adding a bit of sass and bling to your home. These designs are inspired by an online conversation in which someone was complaining about crocheted mermaid tails for girls, saying “Why on earth would you want your daughter to dress like a fish whore???” Of course much hilarity ensued, and the idea for these patterns was born. :) The elegant beads and metallic threads contrast with the snarky text on each pattern, making these patterns a unique addition to your stash. PG versions are also included in the Cold Rock and Mirror Mirror patterns. Level up on your sass with these gloriously cheeky mermaid cross stitch patterns.

$19.99
Add to cart
Mirror Mirror mermaid cross stitch pattern
Mirror Mirror mermaid cross stitch pattern
Mirror Mirror Cross Stitch Pattern

Mermaids are glorious beautiful creatures, but have you ever wondered whether they have the same insecurities as us mere mortals? The Mirror Mirror cross stitch pattern, the third of the Mermaid Tales cross stitch pattern set, is a cheeky look at a mermaid’s beauty routine. This pattern also comes with a PG version in case you have little ones at home who can read, or the text isn’t to your taste. Bring out your inner mermaid beauty with the Mirror Mirror cross stitch pattern.

not rated $6.99
Add to cart
Pooch Me Hame cross stitch pattern hoop
Pooch Me Hame cross stitch pattern no text
Pooch Me Hame Cross Stitch Pattern

The vibrant tones and metallic shimmer of the elegant Pooch Me Hame cross stitch pattern hides a little “surprise”… the text. This Jacobean-era inspired pattern is ideal if you love snark but can’t display it at home because of children or parents who might get upset, as it doesn’t resemble English at all. “Pooch me hame” is a Scottish insult, translating to “kiss my a$s.” Of course for entertainment, you could create your own “family-safe” translation, like “I love my family”…. 😂This pattern features Japan Threads as well as beading for a touch of shimmer and shine. If the text isn’t to your taste, you can purchase the custom pattern option and choose a word of your choice to be drafted into the pattern (as shown in the mockup image with the word “Believe”). Or, you could stitch the pattern without the text, there’s an example photograph showing what it looks like without text. And if you’re not sure what Japan Threads are, you can check out this free video tutorial. 😊

This design is also available as a downloadable cellphone wallpaper, printable gift tags, and printable art. They can be purchased individually or as a set, or the Mega Bundle with all downloadable products and all the Cheeky Wee Lass cross stitch patterns is also available. Just the Cheeky Wee Lass cross stitch patterns are also available as a set.

not rated $9.99
Add to cart
Telescope mermaid cross stitch pattern
Telescope mermaid cross stitch pattern
Telescope Cross Stitch Pattern

Ah the romance of the life of a mermaid, meeting handsome sailors who happen to stumble across your rock in the middle of the ocean… Putting a slightly more “adult” twist on this age-old tale, this is the Telescope cross stitch pattern. The second of the Mermaid Tales cross stitch pattern set, this cross stitch pattern pairs sass and blingy beads with sparkly metallics. Let out your cheeky side with the Telescope cross stitch pattern.

not rated $6.99
Add to cart
Yer Arse and Parsley cross stitch pattern hoop
Yer Arse and Parsley cross stitch pattern no text
Yer Arse and Parsley Cross Stitch Pattern

Elegant, sophisticated, snarky… what could be better than that. The gorgeous spring-like mint and peach tones in the Yer Arse and Parsley cross stitch pattern belies the meaning of the text, which is a Scottish insult translating roughly to, “You’re talking shit.” The phrase can be used to make your own exclamations of frustration more colourful, or for those more sensitive you could say it’s an inspirational phrase promoting a healthy whole diet … 😂 This Jacobean-era inspired cross stitch pattern also features sparkling Japan Threads in a glorious copper, as well as shiny copper beads. If the text isn’t to your taste, you can purchase the custom pattern option and choose a word of your choice to be drafted into the pattern (as shown in the mockup image with the word “Love”). Or, you could stitch the pattern without the text, there’s an example photograph showing what it looks like without text. And if you’re not sure what Japan Threads are, you can check out this free video tutorial. 😊

This design is also available as a downloadable cellphone wallpaper, printable gift tags, and printable art. They can be purchased individually or as a set, or the Mega Bundle with all downloadable products and all the Cheeky Wee Lass cross stitch patterns is also available. Just the Cheeky Wee Lass cross stitch patterns are also available as a set.

not rated $9.99
Add to cart
Yiv a Face cross stitch pattern hoop
Yiv a Face cross stitch pattern no text
Yiv a Face Cross Stitch Pattern

The Yiv a Face cross stitch pattern is as cheeky as it is luscious and elegant. The gorgeous Jacobean-era inspired botanicals are enhanced by the shimmering copper Japan Threads and copper beads scattered across the wreath. The text “Yiv a face like a skelpit erse” is a Doric Scottish insult, and translates to “You have a face like a smacked a$s.” If the text isn’t to your taste, you can purchase the custom pattern option and choose a word of your choice to be drafted into the pattern (as shown in the mockup image with the phrase “Let Your Dreams Blossom”). Or, you could stitch the pattern without the text, there’s an example photograph showing what it looks like without text. And if you’re not sure what Japan Threads are, you can check out this free video tutorial. 😊

This design is also available as a downloadable cellphone wallpaper, printable gift tags, and printable art. They can be purchased individually or as a set, or the Mega Bundle with all downloadable products and all the Cheeky Wee Lass cross stitch patterns is also available. Just the Cheeky Wee Lass cross stitch patterns are also available as a set.

not rated $9.99
Add to cart
I'm so glam cross stitch patterns funny inspirational sayings
Too Glam snarky cross stitch
I’m So Glam Cross Stitch Pattern Set

Need “assistance” in expressing what you’re really thinking? Let loose with the funny inspirational sayings in the I’m So Glam Set of cross stitch patterns! This set features the exquisite Too Glam to Give a Damn pattern and the spectacularly sassy I’m Fabulous pattern. Get inspired to be your best self with this elegant cross stitch pattern set!

$14.99
Add to cart
Royal Couple cross stitch gift set
Queen cross stitch pattern
Royal Couple Cross Stitch Pattern Set

Show the world that you are the King and Queen of your domain with this stunning cross stitch gift set. The soft grey tones counterbalance the sparkle and shine of the beads and metallic threads. The neutral tones also look perfect on any colour fabric, so you can match your decor or have fun with some gorgeous fabric you’ve had your eyes on.  Whether you’re stitching these to be framed in hoops or picture frames, or using them as small cushions, these cross stitch patterns small size make them a great quick cross stitch gift. They’re also an ideal “starter” project for beginner stitchers wanting to play with beads and metallics in a small pattern. Let your inner nobility out with the Royal Couple cross stitch pattern set.

not rated $11.99
Add to cart
Lets fly inspirational cross stitch patterns set
I believe I can fly cross stitch pattern
Let’s Fly Cross Stitch Pattern Set

Just can’t get enough sparkle and sass in your life? Maybe the Let’s Fly Set of inspirational cross stitch patterns will satisfy your needs! This set features the gorgeously elegant Queen Bee pattern and the tongue-in-cheek I Believe I Can Fly pattern. Get airborne with this fun cross stitch pattern set today!

$12.99
Add to cart
Little Lord & Lady cross stitch baby announcement set
His Lordship Her Ladyship cross stitch baby announcement
Little Lord & Lady Cross Stitch Pattern Set

Do you have many people in your life having babies, and you feel like you’re always searching for yet another cross stitch baby announcement? Celebrate the birth of the babies in your life with this lovely set of baby boy and baby girl cross stitch patterns. His Lordship and Her Ladyship come with an alphabet and full instructions, making it easy to celebrate the new arrival with a perfectly royal customized pattern. The lovely gray-green tones looks like antiqued copper, bringing a vintage look to modern designs. Let the babies in your life be commemorated with the aristocratic patterns of the Little Lord & Lady set.

not rated $14.99
Add to cart
Be the flamingo cross stitch pattern
Be the flamingo cross stitch pattern
Be the Flamingo Cross Stitch Pattern

Have you ever had those moments when you feel like you’ve been stuck out in the middle of a lawn, all alone? Instead of feeling self-conscious, celebrate your uniqueness with this fun flamingo cross stitch pattern! With the beautiful baroque-inspired gold frame, and the lovely vibrant pink tones, this pattern is sure to become a family favourite! Stand out from the crowd, tell those pigeons to get lost, and remind yourself to show off your unique beauty with this joyful pattern.
As seen in Cross Stitch Crazy

 

 

not rated $9.99
Add to cart
Royal Wedding cross stitch pattern
Royal Wedding cross stitch pattern
Royal Wedding Cross Stitch Pattern

Get ready to celebrate like royalty with the gorgeous Royal Wedding cross stitch pattern! This resplendent pattern comes with two alphabets, making it the perfect personalized gift for your loved ones. It’s ideal for those with a sense of humour, the cheeky phrase at the bottom refers to the tradition of intermarriage between royal families. Of course, it can be simply omitted if desired, making it appropriate for any bridal couple no matter their sense of humour. The pattern can even be easily adapted for same-sex couples by mixing and matching the crowns. This wedding cross stitch pattern features two metallic flosses and three bead colours, which brings an elegant glamour to any decor. It will be cherished for years to come, and bring back many fond memories. Celebrate the wedding of two fabulous people with the cheeky nobility of the Royal Wedding cross stitch pattern.

not rated $9.99
Add to cart
Bow Before Me birthday cross stitch pattern
Bow Before Me birthday cross stitch pattern options
Bow Before Me Cross Stitch Pattern

You’ll never have to wonder what to give for a gift ever again with this elegantly sassy birthday cross stitch pattern. Not only does Bow Before Me make a perfect birthday gift, this pattern also comes with three extra options for the top of the pattern (I’m the bride, I’m the mom, I’m the queen). With four options to choose from, you could stitch this pattern multiple times as the ideal cheeky gift! This gorgeous pattern showcases four colours of beads and one gorgeous gold metallic floss, which adds a dash of nobility and elegance to this sassy phrase. A limited colour palette means it’s simple to stitch up and showcases the beautiful luminosity in the beads and metallic floss. Let your royal sassiness out and stitch up this gloriously fun cross stitch pattern.

not rated $9.99
Add to cart