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Gypit Hoor cross stitch pattern hoop
Gypit Hoor cross stitch pattern no text
Gypit Hoor Cross Stitch Pattern

The Jacobean-era inspired botanical wreath of the Gypit Hoor cross stitch pattern holds a secret — the true cheekiness of the text. The Doric Scottish insult “Gypit Hoor” actually translates to “crazy whore,” but of course you could create your own translation for those who are more sensitive like children in the home (or your parents, or that one “special” friend who takes offence to everything…). “Great woman” might be a good fake translation if needed …. 😂 Rich golds and vibrant pinks and purples enhance the sparkle of the pretty gold Japan Threads and the delicate gold beading. If the text isn’t to your taste for the pattern, you could add in your own text with any of the cross stitch alphabet charts, or you could stitch the pattern without the text, there’s an example photograph showing what it looks like without text. And if you’re not sure what Japan Threads are, you can check out this free video tutorial. 😊

This design is also available as a downloadable cellphone wallpaper, printable gift tags, and printable art. They can be purchased individually or as a set, or the Mega Bundle with all downloadable products and all the Cheeky Wee Lass cross stitch patterns is also available. Just the Cheeky Wee Lass cross stitch patterns are also available as a set.

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Lest We Forget cross stitch bookmark pattern
Lest We Forget bookmark cross stitch pattern
Lest We Forget Cross Stitch Bookmark Pattern

The Lest We Forget cross stitch bookmark pattern commemorates the sacrifice of those who have served to keep our nations safe and free. The designer is a veteran herself, and knows all too well the struggles that those who serve (and their families) undergo for the greater good of their nation as a whole. This cross stitch bookmark features vibrant red poppies  and the motto “Lest We Forget” in a combination of cross stitch and back stitch. This is an ideal pattern for beginners to practice back stitch, and it’s a quick stitch making it ideal for gifts. It is a PDF download, so you can get started on your newest stitching project straight away!

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Lest We Forget poppy cross stitch pattern framed
Lest We Forget cross stitch pattern
Lest We Forget Cross Stitch Pattern

The Lest We Forget poppy cross stitch pattern features a lone bloom, and evokes remembrance and sacrifice. This pattern can be stitched on any colour fabric to match your decor as there is no background to stitch (it’s only the poppy and the motto). This poppy cross stitch pattern is full stitches only, with no back stitch. It is a PDF download, so you can get started on your newest project right away!

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Let Love Bloom hand embroidery pattern
Let Love Bloom hand embroidery pattern
Let Love Bloom Hand Embroidery Pattern

Do you ever get so overwhelmed with everything happening in your day, that you just need a reminder to take a breath and remember what’s important? The Let Love Bloom hand embroidery pattern allows you to do just that; reflect on what gives your life meaning — love. This cheerful message encourages positivity, uplifting your home or office decor. It also makes a perfect gift as it is a quote everyone can resonate with. The beautiful delicate colours add a breath of fresh air and vibrancy to your day, they’re so fresh and reviving. This pattern uses only five hand embroidery stitches, so it is simple enough even for beginners. More experienced embroiderers can experiment with the spacing on the leaf stitch to create texture and variation. This pattern can even be stitched without the text, leaving a gorgeous delicate wreath, or you can write your own quote to stitch. The pretty Let Love Bloom embroidery pattern inspires you to bring out the best in yourself.

 

This pattern is also available in the Go Bloom Yourself hand embroidery pattern set, and the Go Bloom Yourself collection pattern set (the full collection).

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Let Your Dreams Blossom hand embroidery pattern
Let Your Dreams Blossom hand embroidery pattern
Let Your Dreams Blossom Hand Embroidery Pattern
This pattern is also available in the Go Bloom Yourself hand embroidery pattern set, and the Go Bloom Yourself collection pattern set (the full collection).
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Life is a Garden cross stitch pattern
Life is a Garden cross stitch pattern
Life is a Garden Cross Stitch Pattern

Do you dream about having the perfect garden, but maybe don’t have the aptitude to create it? Maybe the Life is a Garden cross stitch and embroidery pattern is something you can accomplish instead! This lovely uplifting quote is perfect for gardeners (or wanna-be gardeners), as well as those who strive to make their world more beautiful every day. The elegant vibrant purples and vivid lime greens create a beautiful punch of colour for your decor, and make your heart happy and hopeful. This pretty pattern features French knots as well as optional hand embroidered roses. The roses are so simple to stitch (you’ll be amazed at how easy they are), and they add a lovely punch of texture and colour to your project. A link to the tutorial for the roses is included in the pattern. This pattern would even look pretty without the text, just as a lovely floral wreath. Add some inspiration to your day with the Life is a Garden pattern.

 

This pattern is also available in the Go Bloom Yourself cross stitch pattern set, and the Go Bloom Yourself collection pattern set (the full collection).

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Lord Fatbottom Cross Stitch Pattern
Lord Fatbottom cross stitch pattern
Lord Fatbottom Cross Stitch Pattern

Feeling a little down because you’ve put on a bit of weight while stuck in your house? Don’t even worry about that, Lord Fatbottom is here to show you that you can embrace your curves and looks absolutely spectacular at the same time. This cross stitch pattern features this princely looking chubby robin with his adorable little crown and necklace. Based on an original watercolour and ink pen illustration, delicate backstitch and French knots add texture and fun to this pattern. This pattern also comes with optional printable speech bubbles (some sassy, some sweet, and some blank for your own phrases) as a separate PDF so you can make Lord Fatbottom express your “current mood” as you wish. This pattern is also available in the Versailles Garden cross stitch pattern set.

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Marie LaTweetonette cross stitch pattern
Marie LaTweetonette cross stitch pattern
Marie LaTweetonette Cross Stitch Pattern

Have you ever had days where you felt like you were born in the wrong era? The Marie LaTweetonette cross stitch pattern can help you channel your inner Rococo queen vibe (just don’t end up at the guillotine… 😂). This cross stitch pattern features an elegantly accessorized robin with her stunning French powdered wig. Marie even has her infamous beauty mark. Based on an original watercolour and ink pen illustration, delicate backstitch and French knots add whimsy and detail to this pattern. This pattern also comes with optional printable speech bubbles (some sassy, some sweet, and some blank for your own phrases) as a separate PDF so you can really make Marie LaTweetonette express your current mood. This pattern is also available in the Versailles Garden cross stitch pattern set.

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More alcohol cross stitch pattern
More alcohol cross stitch pattern
More Alcohol Cross Stitch Pattern

If you’ve never had a time in your life when you thought this exact phrase, I am very jealous of you my friend… The More Alcohol cross stitch pattern is a cheeky quote that can inspire greatness and shenanigans in the best of us. Only you can decide whether your choice for more alcohol would result in “NOW that person is super attractive” or “I’ve decided to quit my job and move to the Himalayas and become a yak farmer.” You can also customize this pattern to say “more [whatever fits your lifestyle]” in case you don’t drink. Get ready to dream of where your (potentially dodgy) life decisions may take you with the More Alcohol cross stitch pattern.

This pattern is also available in the full Adulting 101 Collection set. 

 

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Namaste cross stitch pattern
Namaste cross stitch pattern
Namaste Cross Stitch Pattern

We’re all taught to be so polite and not express our true feelings, but some days you really just need to be left alone. On days like that, let the peaceful-looking Namaste cross stitch pattern do the talking for you… 😉 This pattern was featured in Issue 11 (Namaste) of XStitch Magazine.

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No pants cross stitch pattern
No pants cross stitch pattern
No Pants Cross Stitch Pattern

Pants, the bane of most working adults, having to wear “work appropriate” pants for the majority of their day… But home is your safe haven, where you can cast aside those office trousers or uniform pants, and lounge in your jammies for the rest of the day. The No Pants cross stitch pattern is an uplifting reminder of the sanctity of a no-pants zone, and that you are completely normal for wanting to get those suckers off the moment you walk through the door. Curl up in your jammies and relax by stabbing away at the pretty No Pants cross stitch pattern.

This pattern is also available in the full Adulting 101 Collection set. 

 

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No Words Needed cross stitch pattern
No Words Needed cross stitch pattern
No Words Needed Cross Stitch Pattern

Some days you have to try so hard to not say what you really want to say, but at least you can let your face do the talking with the No Words Needed cross stitch pattern… 😂 A pretty floral and botanical wreath surrounds a sassy quote, making it a perfect addition to your home or office. And if you’re stuck working from home doing Zoom call after Zoom call, just make sure this is strategically placed in the background, all your coworkers will be *super* impressed… 😂 This cheeky pattern was featured in Issue 10 (“Mixtape Vol 2”) of XStitch Magazine. 

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One to Even cross stitch pattern
One to Even cross stitch pattern
One to Even Cross Stitch Pattern

I’m sure you’ve had those moments where something so insanely stupid comes up and you’re like “I can’t even… I just literally cannot even…”… The One to Even cross stitch pattern is a cheeky reminder that it’s ok to not be able to “even,” and that your energy and time is likely better spent elsewhere. This simple cross stitch pattern also uses only full stitches, so if your inability to even extends to backstitch, you’re all good with this pattern my friend…

This pattern is also available in the full Adulting 101 Collection set. 

 

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Pooch Me Hame cross stitch pattern hoop
Pooch Me Hame cross stitch pattern no text
Pooch Me Hame Cross Stitch Pattern

The vibrant tones and metallic shimmer of the elegant Pooch Me Hame cross stitch pattern hides a little “surprise”… the text. This Jacobean-era inspired pattern is ideal if you love snark but can’t display it at home because of children or parents who might get upset, as it doesn’t resemble English at all. “Pooch me hame” is a Scottish insult, translating to “kiss my a$s.” Of course for entertainment, you could create your own “family-safe” translation, like “I love my family”…. 😂This pattern features Japan Threads as well as beading for a touch of shimmer and shine. If the text isn’t to your taste for the pattern, you could add in your own text with any of the cross stitch alphabet charts, or you could stitch the pattern without the text, there’s an example photograph showing what it looks like without text. And if you’re not sure what Japan Threads are, you can check out this free video tutorial. 😊

This design is also available as a downloadable cellphone wallpaper, printable gift tags, and printable art. They can be purchased individually or as a set, or the Mega Bundle with all downloadable products and all the Cheeky Wee Lass cross stitch patterns is also available. Just the Cheeky Wee Lass cross stitch patterns are also available as a set.

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Poppies in the wind modern cross stitch pattern
As featured in Cross Stitch Crazy Nov 2017
Poppies in the Wind Cross Stitch Pattern

The Poppies in the Wind modern cross stitch pattern is a beautiful stitched illustration commemorating the sacrifices of those who have served their country. The poppy is an incredibly symbolic flower, and this delicate pattern honours dedicated military men and women, many of whom never came home. This pattern is simple to stitch as there are so few colours, and the back stitch detail of the petals gives the illusion the petals are being blown apart in the wind. This stunning modern cross stitch pattern will be a beautiful symbolic accent to any decor. This a PDF download, so you can purchase it and get started on your newest project right away.

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Sit on a Thorn cross stitch pattern
Sit on a Thorn Cross Stitch Pattern
Sit on a Thorn Cross Stitch Pattern

Have you ever wanted to “politely” tell someone what you’re really thinking? The Sit on a Thorn cross stitch and embroidery pattern might be just what you’re looking for! The snarky quote contrasts with the sparkle in the Kreinik thread and elegance of the pattern, and it’s guaranteed to generate a belly laugh from all who see your project. It can be stitched with or without the optional embroidered roses, making it perfect for both cross stitch purists and those wanting to experiment with new stitches. If you do want to stitch the pretty embroidered roses, they add a gorgeous punch of colour and texture that delight the senses. A link to a tutorial for the woven wheel roses is included in the pattern, you’ll be amazed at how simple they are. This pattern looks just as beautiful without the text stitched as well, just in case you’re making a gift for someone who doesn’t share your sense of humour. Get your snark on with the Sit on a Thorn pattern.

 

This pattern is also available in the Go Bloom Yourself cross stitch pattern set, and the Go Bloom Yourself collection pattern set (the full collection).

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Solarize Dahlia counted cross stitch pattern
Solarize Dahlia cross stitch pattern set
Solarize Dahlia – Set (4 Cross Stitch Patterns)

The Solarize Dahlia counted cross stitch pattern set will bring a touch of modern vibrance into any decor with their vivid cool tones. This set consists of four patterns, which can be stitched individually or on one larger piece of fabric to create one image. This pattern is full stitches only, with no back stitch. These counted cross stitch patterns are great for beginners as they are small, but also are a fun stitching project for more experienced stitchers. The set is a PDF download, so you can get started on your newest project straight away!

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Adulting 101 cross stitch pattern collection set
The Adulting 101 Collection Cross Stitch Pattern Set
The Adulting 101 Collection Cross Stitch Pattern Set

If some days you’re all like, “Omg why do I have to adult today, I don’t want tooooooo……”, then congratulations, you’re an adult, and adulting is hard. The Adulting 101 Collection cross stitch pattern set will help you cope with how you’re feeling by stabbing something 20,000 times… 😂 This collection features all nine cross stitch patterns of the Adulting 101 Collection: Thin Patience, Caffeine, Vodka, No Pants, Adulthood, One to Even, More Alcohol, Adulting All Over, and Another Great Day. Please note the set does not include the Adulting 101 alphabet set. Get stabby making gifts for your loved ones, or decorating your home or office to “inspire” you to greatness…. The patterns can also be customized to suit your lifestyle, such as substituting the word “booze” for “yoga.” This cross stitch pattern set is also 25% off the regular price of buying all the patterns individually. There’s sure to be something in the collection to put a smile on your face as you’re slogging through yet another endless meeting about the agenda for the next meeting, daydreaming about your next cocktail… 😉

 

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Thin patience cross stitch pattern
Thin Patience cross stitch pattern
Thin Patience Cross Stitch Pattern

Are you sick of people-ing and your patience is wearing oh-so-thin? Help yourself cope with the daily grind with the demotivational Thin Patience cross stitch pattern. Stab away your frustrations with this simple but poignant pattern, it’s even only using full stitches so your very thin patience doesn’t snap while you’re trying to relax and unwind.

This pattern is also available in the full Adulting 101 Collection set. 

 

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Thrills and Spills cross stitch pattern
Thrills and Spills cross stitch pattern
Thrills and Spills Cross Stitch Pattern

Nothing says “retro cross stitch” like a little blast from Scandinavian design past… Remember in the 70’s when printed paper towels were THE height in luxury? No?! Well in case you missed out on this gem of home decor extravaganza, you can stitch up your own luxe paper towel with the Thrills and Spills cross stitch pattern as a little “reminder” to your family that you’re not their maid. Fingers crossed they catch the “subtle” hint…

As seen in Issue 15 (The 70’s) of XStitch Magazine

As seen in XStitch Mag

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Versailles Garden cross stitch pattern set
Brave Sir Robin cross stitch pattern
Versailles Garden Cross Stitch Pattern Set

Just can’t decide which of the Versailles Garden collection of cross stitch patterns you want? You don’t need to decide at all, you can get all four patterns for a 20% discount over buying them all individually, huzzah! The beautifully detailed cross stitch patterns are based on original watercolour and ink pen illustrations, and feature pretty backstitch and French knots for added texture and whimsy. The set of four patterns includes Brave Sir Robin, General Flapalot, Lord Fatbottom, and Marie LaTweetonette. These patterns also come with optional printable speech bubbles (some sassy, some sweet, and some blank for your own phrases) as a separate PDF so you can really make them express your current mood.

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Vintage Sass collection cross stitch pattern set
Miserable cow funny cross stitch pattern
Vintage Sass Collection Cross Stitch Pattern Set

Just can’t decide how sassy you’re feeling today? Luckily for you, the hugely popular Vintage Sass cross stitch pattern collection is now available as an entire set! You’re getting ten patterns in all (the collection’s alphabet charts are not included), and you’re saving 25% by purchasing the entire collection instead of each pattern individually. Included patterns are Miserable Cow, Maybe Wine Will Help, Sarcasm, Just Say No, Get Ducked, Stitch & Drink Wine, So Much Nope, That’s What She Said, No More Ducks, and Sexy Chick. Individual pattern details are included in the “pattern details” tab below. Get your sassy stabby groove on with the Vintage Sass cross stitch pattern collection.

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Vodka cross stitch pattern
Vodka cross stitch pattern
Vodka Cross Stitch Pattern

Ah yes, vodka. Whether you enjoy drinking vodka or not, the Vodka cross stitch pattern reminds you that we all have those days. We can all relate to the feeling of wanting something to help us get through that oh-so-boring mandatory meeting at work, or the pain of your kid’s school Christmas concert when you just want to remove your ears from your body… This pattern also has a substitution for the word vodka (in case wine is more your style), or you can add in any text of your choice with any of the cross stitch alphabet patterns. Adulting is hard, but you don’t need to let it drive you to drink if you can unwind by stabbing the simple Vodka cross stitch pattern instead.

This pattern is also available in the full Adulting 101 Collection set. 

 

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Yer Arse and Parsley cross stitch pattern hoop
Yer Arse and Parsley cross stitch pattern no text
Yer Arse and Parsley Cross Stitch Pattern

Elegant, sophisticated, snarky… what could be better than that. The gorgeous spring-like mint and peach tones in the Yer Arse and Parsley cross stitch pattern belies the meaning of the text, which is a Scottish insult translating roughly to, “You’re talking shit.” The phrase can be used to make your own exclamations of frustration more colourful, or for those more sensitive you could say it’s an inspirational phrase promoting a healthy whole diet … 😂 This Jacobean-era inspired cross stitch pattern also features sparkling Japan Threads in a glorious copper, as well as shiny copper beads. If the text isn’t to your taste for the pattern, you could add in your own text with any of the cross stitch alphabet charts, or you could stitch the pattern without the text, there’s an example photograph showing what it looks like without text. And if you’re not sure what Japan Threads are, you can check out this free video tutorial. 😊

This design is also available as a downloadable cellphone wallpaper, printable gift tags, and printable art. They can be purchased individually or as a set, or the Mega Bundle with all downloadable products and all the Cheeky Wee Lass cross stitch patterns is also available. Just the Cheeky Wee Lass cross stitch patterns are also available as a set.

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Yiv a Face cross stitch pattern hoop
Yiv a Face cross stitch pattern no text
Yiv a Face Cross Stitch Pattern

The Yiv a Face cross stitch pattern is as cheeky as it is luscious and elegant. The gorgeous Jacobean-era inspired botanicals are enhanced by the shimmering copper Japan Threads and copper beads scattered across the wreath. The text “Yiv a face like a skelpit erse” is a Doric Scottish insult, and translates to “You have a face like a smacked a$s.” If the text isn’t to your taste for the pattern, you could add in your own text with any of the cross stitch alphabet charts, or you could stitch the pattern without the text, there’s an example photograph showing what it looks like without text. And if you’re not sure what Japan Threads are, you can check out this free video tutorial. 😊

This design is also available as a downloadable cellphone wallpaper, printable gift tags, and printable art. They can be purchased individually or as a set, or the Mega Bundle with all downloadable products and all the Cheeky Wee Lass cross stitch patterns is also available. Just the Cheeky Wee Lass cross stitch patterns are also available as a set.

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