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Adulthood Cross Stitch Pattern
Adulthood cross stitch pattern
Adulthood Cross Stitch Pattern

Remember when you were a little kid and you wanted to grow up SO BAD…. yeah, that turned out well for most of us…😂😂 In case you’re finding adulting harder than your eight-year-old self anticipated, the Adulthood cross stitch pattern should help you giggle at the absurdity of how we all got what we wished for (and then some). This pretty pattern uses only full cross stitches, so even if you are stitching and relaxing with a drink in your hand, you won’t have any pesky backstitch or complicated stitches screwing up your vibe. This pattern can also be customized to change out the word “booze” for anything that fits your lifestyle.

This pattern is also available in the full Adulting 101 Collection set. 

 

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Adulting all over cross stitch pattern
Adulting all over cross stitch pattern
Adulting All Over Cross Stitch Pattern

Do you amaze yourself some days with the fact that you made it through the day and coped with all sorts of adult stuff and didn’t have a meltdown?

 

 

If you’re all like Christina Aguilera going “yasss queen” in your head, then the Adulting All Over cross stitch pattern should definitely take up residence in a place of pride in your home (or office if you really want to “impress” your coworkers with your life skills). It’s also a fun reminder that you CAN cope with all the shenanigans life throws at you, even on days when you want to throw in the towel and wallow in copious amounts of chocolate and popcorn on your couch all day.

This pattern is also available in the full Adulting 101 Collection set. 

 

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Another Great Day cross stitch pattern
Another Great Day cross stitch pattern
Another Great Day Cross Stitch Pattern

Put your hand up in the air if this thought has ever crossed your mind … (**waves hand furiously**)… 😂 When adulting just seems too hard for you, take some time out to relax with a little stitching and whip up the pretty demotivational Another Great Day cross stitch pattern. Whether it’s your kid tugging at your pant leg to come clean up the horrific disaster he just made in the kitchen, or your boss playing the “oh one more quick thing” trick while piling on three days of extra work, don’t let the responsibilities in your life get you down. Get comfy and stab out those frustrations with this cross stitch pattern, one stitch at a time.

This pattern is also available in the full Adulting 101 Collection set. 

 

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Awa an Bile cross stitch pattern hoop
Awa an Bile cross stitch pattern no text
Awa an Bile Cross Stitch Pattern

When you’re having one of “those” days, maybe a pretty bouquet of flowers is what you need… 😂 The lovely Jacobean-era inspired Awa an Bile cross stitch pattern features brilliant Japan Threads in both gold and copper, as well as pretty gold beads. The text “Awa an bile yer heid” is Scottish Doric, and translates to “Go away and boil your head”, aka “get lost.” If the text isn’t to your taste, you can purchase the custom pattern option and choose a word of your choice to be drafted into the pattern (as shown in the mockup image with the word “Peace”). Or, you could stitch the pattern without the text, there’s an example photograph showing what it looks like without text. And if you’re not sure what Japan Threads are, you can check out this free video tutorial. 😊

This design is also available as a downloadable cellphone wallpaper, printable gift tags, and printable art. They can be purchased individually or as a set, or the Mega Bundle with all downloadable products and all the Cheeky Wee Lass cross stitch patterns is also available. Just the Cheeky Wee Lass cross stitch patterns are also available as a set.

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Awa an Raffle cross stitch pattern hoop
Awa an Raffle Yersel cross stitch pattern no text
Awa an Raffle Yersel Cross Stitch Pattern

Feel like you really want to tell someone how you feel, but want to do it in a subtle, elegant way? The Awa an Raffle Yersel cross stitch pattern might be the perfect fit for your needs. This pattern features luscious Jacobean-era inspired flowers and pomegranates, as well as stunning Japan Threads and gold beading. The text, “Awa an raffle yersel”, is a Scottish insult translating to a milder form of “piss off”… 😂 Of course, you’re free to come up with your own translation for those who may be “sensitive” to the real meaning, such as “Entertain yourself.” If the text isn’t to your taste, you can purchase the custom pattern option and choose a word of your choice to be drafted into the pattern (as shown in the mockup image with the word “Bloom”). Or, you could stitch the pattern without the text, there’s an example photograph showing what it looks like without text. And if you’re not sure what Japan Threads are, you can check out this free video tutorial. 😊

This design is also available as a downloadable cellphone wallpaper, printable gift tags, and printable art. They can be purchased individually or as a set, or the Mega Bundle with all downloadable products and all the Cheeky Wee Lass cross stitch patterns is also available. Just the Cheeky Wee Lass cross stitch patterns are also available as a set.

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Bassa cross stitch pattern hoop
Bassa cross stitch pattern no text
Bassa Cross Stitch Pattern

If you’ve ever wanted to be a little “subtle” in how you’re feeling, the Bassa cross stitch pattern might just be for you. These Jacobean-era inspired flowers feature gorgeous vibrant colours and shining Japan Threads and beads. This pretty pattern bears the Scottish word “bassa” which translates to “bastard.” If the text isn’t to your taste, you can purchase the custom pattern option and choose a word of your choice to be drafted into the pattern (as shown in the mockup image with the word “Dare”). Or, you could stitch the pattern without the text, there’s an example photograph showing what it looks like without text. And if you’re not sure what Japan Threads are, you can check out this free video tutorial. 😊

This design is also available as a downloadable cellphone wallpaper, printable gift tags, and printable art. They can be purchased individually or as a set, or the Mega Bundle with all downloadable products and all the Cheeky Wee Lass cross stitch patterns is also available. Just the Cheeky Wee Lass cross stitch patterns are also available as a set.

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Be Blooming Fabulous cross stitch pattern
Be Blooming Fabulous cross stitch pattern
Be Blooming Fabulous Cross Stitch Pattern

Have you ever had one of those days where you need a gentle reminder to be your best self? The Be Blooming Fabulous cross stitch pattern just might be that gentle kick up the rear end you need. This punny inspirational quote reminds you to be the best you can be every day, because we can all afford to bring more “fabulous” to our daily life. Gorgeous soft dusty pinks and corals paired with smoky mint greens create a vintage vibe, and will add a touch of softness to any decor. This cross stitch pattern features simple stitches (full stitches, backstitch, and a few fractionals in the letters), so even if you’re a beginner you can feel confident you can accomplish this project. This pattern can also be stitched without the text, giving the arches of roses an old-world feel. Enjoy stitching the vintage vibe of Be Blooming Fabulous, and remind yourself that you’re awesome.

 

This pattern is also available in the Go Bloom Yourself cross stitch pattern set, and the Go Bloom Yourself collection pattern set (the full collection).

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Be the Villain cross stitch pattern
Be the Villain cross stitch pattern
Be the Villain Cross Stitch Pattern

Feel like getting a little stabby? Maybe the “Be The Villain” cross stitch pattern can help you out… 😂 When people ask me what I do, I often say, “I help people relax by stabbing something 20,000 times.” This dark humour reminded me of many villains, and I was inspired by the cool elegance of Bond villains in particular. Featured in Issue 5 of XStitch Magazine, “Be the Villain” represents how our outer well-groomed appearance can mask our darker side.

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Caffeine cross stitch pattern
Caffeine cross stitch pattern
Caffeine Cross Stitch Pattern

Are you someone who cannot fathom starting their day without the Elixir of the Gods, caffeine? If your morning cuppa is more important to you than making sure your first born has both shoes on before he leaves for school, the Caffeine cross stitch pattern will make the perfect “statement” in your home. It will also ensure that those who try to get between you and your fifth cup of the day reconsider their life decisions…. 😂 This pattern is also perfect for the office, and also comes with the option of substituting the word caffeine with “wine.” You know, just in case a fruit-based beverage is more your jam…😉

This pattern is also available in the full Adulting 101 Collection set. 

 

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Cheeky Wee Lass Collection Mega Bundle
Awa an Bile cross stitch pattern hoop
Cheeky Wee Lass Collection Mega Bundle

If you must have ALL. THE. THINGS, then this bundle is for you! This bundle includes everything in the Cheeky Wee Lass collection: the seven cross stitch patterns (Awa an Bile, Awa an Raffle Yersel, Bassa, Gypit Hoor, Pooch Me HameYer Arse and Parsley, and Yiv a Face), the seven designs of gift tags, fourteen cellphone wallpapers (each of the seven designs with and without a quote), and seven printable art PDFs. How cool is that? That’s 35 items in one set, and the set is priced at more than 30% off the price of buying all the items individually (all the items would be over US $150 total if bought individually). It’s also less than purchasing all the bundled sets of each item together. Please see the “Bundle details” tab for more information. 😊

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Cheeky Wee Lass Cross Stitch Pattern Set
Awa an Bile cross stitch pattern hoop
Cheeky Wee Lass Cross Stitch Pattern Set

Can’t decide which of the stunningly elegant Cheeky Wee Lass cross stitch patterns you love more? Don’t decide, you can purchase all seven patterns in this gloriously cheeky set! All seven patterns feature gloriously shimmering Japan Threads as well as sparkling beads, which enhance the luscious Jacobean-era inspired botanical designs. The set of all seven designs is 25% off the retail price of buying each design individually. The patterns included are Bassa, Awa an Bile, Pooch Me Hame, Awa an Raffle Yersel, Yer Arse and Parsley, Gypit Hoor, and Yiv a Face. If the text isn’t to your taste for any of the patterns, you can purchase the custom pattern option and choose a word of your choice to be drafted into that pattern. Or, you could stitch the patterns without the text, there’s an example photograph showing what each looks like without text. You can also check out each pattern listing to see more images of each design. Not sure what Japan Threads are? Check out this free video tutorial. 😊

These designs are also available as downloadable cellphone wallpapers, printable gift tags, and printable art. They can be purchased individually or as a set, or the Mega Bundle with all downloadable products and all the Cheeky Wee Lass cross stitch patterns is also available.

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Delicate Flower cross stitch pattern
Delicate Flower cross stitch pattern
Delicate Flower Cross Stitch Pattern

Have you had it with people telling you to act like a lady, or act in a way that is more to their taste? The Delicate Flower cross stitch pattern is a bold design to empower yourself to feel feminine and strong. The very “direct” phrase featured on this pattern contrasts with the lovely feminine rose wreath encircling it, making it perfect for the snarky woman who knows she’s fabulous. Vibrant rich reds and purples pair beautifully with deep teals, and add an elegant burst of colour to your decor. The purple Kreinik thread has a tiny bit of sparkle in it, creating a delicate shimmer to the text and wreath stems. This pattern can also be stitched without the text, the wreath is very pretty just on its own. If you want to stand in your feminine power and declare to the world that you are unstoppable, the Delicate Flower cross stitch pattern might just be the perfect addition to your decor.

 

This pattern is also available in the Go Bloom Yourself cross stitch pattern set, and the Go Bloom Yourself collection pattern set (the full collection).

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Flanders Field Poppies counted cross stitch pattern
Flanders Field Poppies Cross Stitch Pattern
Flanders Field Poppies Cross Stitch Pattern

The Flanders Field Poppies counted cross stitch pattern is inspired from a photograph taken of the poppies in Flanders Field. It is a beautiful yet haunting place, and this pattern evokes the peace and reverence one experiences at Flanders Field. This pattern is full stitches only, with no back stitch. It’s a PDF download, so you can purchase it and get started on your newest project in minutes!

 

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Flowers of Love cross stitch pattern framed
Flowers of Love cross stitch pattern
Flowers of Love Cross Stitch Pattern

This gorgeous simple cross stitch pattern makes a lovely graphic statement, and can be stitched in a myriad of colours. It’s also a great project for using variegated floss. The Flowers of Love pattern is a customer favourite, and is perfect for beginner stitchers to practice following a pattern. It also makes a gorgeous gift to show your loved ones you are thinking of them.

 

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Fresh Out of Fuchsias hand embroidery pattern
Fresh Out of Fuchsias hand embroidery pattern
Fresh Out of Fuchsias Hand Embroidery Pattern

Are you one of those people who likes to push boundaries just a little, seeing what you can get away with? If so, the Fresh Out of Fuchsias hand embroidery pattern might be perfect for you. This sassy phrase is ideal for displaying at the office without being criticized by your boss, or hanging at home even if you’re careful with what “language” is seen and heard around the family. The gorgeous luscious colours give your decor a burst of vibrant energy, and the delicate foliage mixed with bold roses creates a lovely texture that is really fun to stitch. This pattern can even be stitched without the text, it’s a gorgeous floral wreath just on its own. Get your cheeky groove on with the pretty florals of the Fresh Out of Fuchsias embroidery pattern.

 

This pattern is also available in the Go Bloom Yourself hand embroidery pattern set, and the Go Bloom Yourself collection pattern set (the full collection).

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Garden Hoes hand embroidery pattern
Garden Hoes hand embroidery pattern
Garden Hoes Hand Embroidery Pattern

Are you one of those people who love sarcasm and quick-witted comebacks? If so, the Garden Hoes hand embroidery pattern might be an ideal addition to your home. This very cheeky phrase is guaranteed to make all who read it spit out their coffee (or wine) and entertain you every time you read it. This pattern uses only four stitches, so it’s absolutely perfect for beginner embroiderers. This wreath can also be stitched without the text, just in case you’d like to give it as a gift but you’re not sure of the recipient’s sense of humour. The three tones of green and teal contrasted by vibrant red and orange complements any decor, bringing a little of the outside indoors. Aspire to snarky greatness with the Garden Hoes embroidery pattern.

 

This pattern is also available in the Go Bloom Yourself hand embroidery pattern set, and the Go Bloom Yourself collection pattern set (the full collection).

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Go Bloom Yourself cross stitch hand embroidery pattern set
Zero Fronds Given cross stitch pattern
Go Bloom Yourself Collection Pattern Set

Just can’t make up your mind which patterns to get first? The Go Bloom Yourself collection pattern set will help you with that! Featuring all ten cross stitch and hand embroidery patterns in the collection, this set is perfect if you’re wanting to stitch up gifts for loved ones, or just decorate your home with a blend of snark and sweetness. Patterns included are the hand embroidery patterns Let Love Bloom, Garden Hoes, Let Your Dreams Blossom and Fresh Out of Fuchsias, as well as the cross stitch patterns Zero Fronds Given, Sit on a Thorn, Life is a Garden, Delicate Flower, Go Pollinate Yourself and Be Blooming Fabulous. Purchasing this pattern set also saves you $20 over buying the individual patterns. There are stitching tutorials for the hand embroidery stitches featured, so even beginners can feel comfortable they’ll be able to tackle any of these patterns. Stitch up a snarky and sweet storm with the Go Bloom Yourself collection pattern set.

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Go Bloom Yourself cross stitch pattern set
Sit on a Thorn cross stitch pattern
Go Bloom Yourself Cross Stitch Pattern Set

Stitch up a storm with the Go Bloom Yourself cross stitch pattern set. Featuring all six cross stitch patterns from the Go Bloom Yourself collection, this fun mix of sweet and snarky has a little something for everyone. The patterns included are Zero Fronds Given, Sit on a Thorn, Life is a Garden, Delicate Flower, Go Pollinate Yourself and Be Blooming Fabulous. Two of the patterns also use optional embroidered roses, and a tutorial for that stitch is included in the patterns. Also by purchasing this set, you’re saving $15 over the price of buying these patterns individually. Whether you’re stitching for your home or office, or that perfect “special” gift, this cross stitch pattern set has something for all occasions.

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Go Bloom Yourself hand embroidery pattern set
Let Your Dreams Blossom hand embroidery pattern
Go Bloom Yourself Hand Embroidery Pattern Set

Get your embroidery groove on with the Go Bloom Yourself hand embroidery pattern set. This set of four patterns features all the hand embroidery patterns in the Go Bloom Yourself collection. Let Love Bloom, Garden Hoes, Let Your Dreams Blossom and Fresh Out of Fuchsias make up this pretty set. The patterns come with links to free tutorials as well, so even beginner embroiderers can tackle these lively patterns. Plus by purchasing the set, you’re getting four patterns for the price of three. Whether you’re feeling snarky or sweet, or want to make some lovely projects for yourself or a loved one, this pretty set has something for everyone.

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Go Pollinate Yourself cross stitch pattern
Go Pollinate Yourself cross stitch pattern
Go Pollinate Yourself Cross Stitch Pattern

You know those moments when you just want to “express yourself” to someone but you don’t want to use colourful language? The Go Pollinate Yourself cross stitch pattern just might be ideal for occasions like that. This pattern pairs a cheeky phrase with a whimsical floral wreath, and is perfect if you have small children at home as there are no “bad words” for them to read. It’s also a fun gift for the gardeners in your life. The beautiful rich oranges contrast with vibrant purples, and add a refreshing splash of colour to your home or office. This pattern features simple stitches (full stitches, backstitch, a few fractionals in the letters), meaning this pattern is suitable for all levels of stitchers. You could even simplify the pattern and leave the text off, leaving the beautiful floral wreath. Enjoy expressing your true feelings with more eloquence and whimsy with the Go Pollinate Yourself cross stitch pattern.

 

This pattern is also available in the Go Bloom Yourself cross stitch pattern set, and the Go Bloom Yourself collection pattern set (the full collection).

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Gypit Hoor cross stitch pattern hoop
Gypit Hoor cross stitch pattern no text
Gypit Hoor Cross Stitch Pattern

The Jacobean-era inspired botanical wreath of the Gypit Hoor cross stitch pattern holds a secret — the true cheekiness of the text. The Doric Scottish insult “Gypit Hoor” actually translates to “crazy whore,” but of course you could create your own translation for those who are more sensitive like children in the home (or your parents, or that one “special” friend who takes offence to everything…). “Great woman” might be a good fake translation if needed …. 😂 Rich golds and vibrant pinks and purples enhance the sparkle of the pretty gold Japan Threads and the delicate gold beading. If the text isn’t to your taste, you can purchase the custom pattern option and choose a word of your choice to be drafted into the pattern (as shown in the mockup image with the word “Joy”). Or, you could stitch the pattern without the text, there’s an example photograph showing what it looks like without text. And if you’re not sure what Japan Threads are, you can check out this free video tutorial. 😊

This design is also available as a downloadable cellphone wallpaper, printable gift tags, and printable art. They can be purchased individually or as a set, or the Mega Bundle with all downloadable products and all the Cheeky Wee Lass cross stitch patterns is also available. Just the Cheeky Wee Lass cross stitch patterns are also available as a set.

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Lest We Forget cross stitch bookmark pattern
Lest We Forget bookmark cross stitch pattern
Lest We Forget Cross Stitch Bookmark Pattern

The Lest We Forget cross stitch bookmark pattern commemorates the sacrifice of those who have served to keep our nations safe and free. The designer is a veteran herself, and knows all too well the struggles that those who serve (and their families) undergo for the greater good of their nation as a whole. This cross stitch bookmark features vibrant red poppies  and the motto “Lest We Forget” in a combination of cross stitch and back stitch. This is an ideal pattern for beginners to practice back stitch, and it’s a quick stitch making it ideal for gifts. It is a PDF download, so you can get started on your newest stitching project straight away!

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Lest We Forget poppy cross stitch pattern framed
Lest We Forget cross stitch pattern
Lest We Forget Cross Stitch Pattern

The Lest We Forget poppy cross stitch pattern features a lone bloom, and evokes remembrance and sacrifice. This pattern can be stitched on any colour fabric to match your decor as there is no background to stitch (it’s only the poppy and the motto). This poppy cross stitch pattern is full stitches only, with no back stitch. It is a PDF download, so you can get started on your newest project right away!

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Let Love Bloom hand embroidery pattern
Let Love Bloom hand embroidery pattern
Let Love Bloom Hand Embroidery Pattern

Do you ever get so overwhelmed with everything happening in your day, that you just need a reminder to take a breath and remember what’s important? The Let Love Bloom hand embroidery pattern allows you to do just that; reflect on what gives your life meaning — love. This cheerful message encourages positivity, uplifting your home or office decor. It also makes a perfect gift as it is a quote everyone can resonate with. The beautiful delicate colours add a breath of fresh air and vibrancy to your day, they’re so fresh and reviving. This pattern uses only five hand embroidery stitches, so it is simple enough even for beginners. More experienced embroiderers can experiment with the spacing on the leaf stitch to create texture and variation. This pattern can even be stitched without the text, leaving a gorgeous delicate wreath, or you can write your own quote to stitch. The pretty Let Love Bloom embroidery pattern inspires you to bring out the best in yourself.

 

This pattern is also available in the Go Bloom Yourself hand embroidery pattern set, and the Go Bloom Yourself collection pattern set (the full collection).

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Let Your Dreams Blossom hand embroidery pattern
Let Your Dreams Blossom hand embroidery pattern
Let Your Dreams Blossom Hand Embroidery Pattern
This pattern is also available in the Go Bloom Yourself hand embroidery pattern set, and the Go Bloom Yourself collection pattern set (the full collection).
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