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ABC OMG Cross Stitch Pattern
ABC OMG cross stitch pattern
ABC OMG Cross Stitch Pattern

Nothing says “cross stitch sampler” like a pretty alphabet chart. This one however has a little bit of a twist, a secret sassy message if you do more than take a quick glance. Featuring lovely soft tones used in traditional samplers, the ABC OMG cross stitch pattern will make a cheeky addition to any home or office.

 

This pattern is also available in the Get Sampled cross stitch pattern set.

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Get Sampled cross stitch pattern set
Get Sampled cross stitch pattern set
Get Sampled Cross Stitch Pattern Set

The Get Sampled cross stitch pattern set features all four patterns in the Country Twists collection: ABC OMG, Mortgage Sweet Mortgage, Samplers Since 1675, and She Betta Don’t. The pattern lays out all four patterns stitched as one piece as shown in the gold framed main image, but they can also be stitched and framed individually. These patterns all feature the same pretty textured border to tie all the designs together, making a fun modern twist on a traditional cross stitch sampler.

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How to cross stitch instructions
How To Cross Stitch
How To Cross Stitch

A quick how-to PDF of some basic stitches you’ll need in your cross stitch projects.

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Mortgage Sweet Mortgage cross stitch pattern
Mortgage Sweet Mortgage cross stitch pattern
Mortgage Sweet Mortgage Cross Stitch Pattern

Ah yes, home ownership, one of the things that’s seen as the hallmark of reaching adulthood… The Mortgage Sweet Mortgage cross stitch pattern is a fun play on the traditional phrase “Home Sweet Home,” and reflects the modern reality of many homeowners. One fun fact about the word mortgage is that it’s French for “death deed.” So if you’re wanting to cheer yourself on for taking on such a big responsibility, or to cheer on your friends and family when they take the leap, this pretty cross stitch pattern makes a perfect addition to your own home or an ideal homewarming gift.

 

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Pooch Me Hame cross stitch pattern hoop
Pooch Me Hame cross stitch pattern no text
Pooch Me Hame Cross Stitch Pattern

The vibrant tones and metallic shimmer of the elegant Pooch Me Hame cross stitch pattern hides a little “surprise”… the text. This Jacobean-era inspired pattern is ideal if you love snark but can’t display it at home because of children or parents who might get upset, as it doesn’t resemble English at all. “Pooch me hame” is a Scottish insult, translating to “kiss my a$s.” Of course for entertainment, you could create your own “family-safe” translation, like “I love my family”…. 😂This pattern features Japan Threads as well as beading for a touch of shimmer and shine. If the text isn’t to your taste, you can purchase the custom pattern option and choose a word of your choice to be drafted into the pattern (as shown in the mockup image with the word “Believe”). Or, you could stitch the pattern without the text, there’s an example photograph showing what it looks like without text. And if you’re not sure what Japan Threads are, you can check out this free video tutorial. 😊

This design is also available as a downloadable cellphone wallpaper, printable gift tags, and printable art. They can be purchased individually or as a set, or the Mega Bundle with all downloadable products and all the Cheeky Wee Lass cross stitch patterns is also available. Just the Cheeky Wee Lass cross stitch patterns are also available as a set.

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Samplers Since 1675 Cross Stitch Pattern
Samplers Since 1675 cross stitch pattern
Samplers Since 1675 Cross Stitch Pattern

Cross stitch samplers have been around for hundreds of years, some embroidery samplers have been recovered from Egyptian burial grounds that are dated from the 14th and 15th centuries. Traditionally they were used as a reference of various stitches a young woman would learn, and later became a way to “ensure” she would be able to adorn household items with names (so items came back from a common wash day to the right household), and to add decorative effects to various items of clothing and domestic furnishings. They became a way to “measure a woman’s worth,” which of course in modern times is incomprehensible. Putting a cheeky twist on the beautiful and sometimes “strained” history of samplers (as shown by this viral spoof on a traditional sampler), the Samplers Since 1675 cross stitch pattern is sure to beautifully adorn your home while continuing the very long lineage of creating samplers.

 

This pattern is also available in the Get Sampled cross stitch pattern set.

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She Betta Don't cross stitch pattern
She Betta Don't cross stitch pattern
She Betta Don’t Cross Stitch Pattern

If you’ve ever caught yourself slaving away on some completely inane task like sweeping up after the kids for what feels like the fifteenth time that day, and think your life has turned into being the perennial fixer/cleaner/etc of everyone else’s life, stop and take a breath mama. The She Betta Don’t cross stitch pattern is a play on the phrase “oh no she betta don’t” popularized in drag culture, it loosely means “oh no she’d better not [do xyz].” Don’t beat up on yourself for doing what you need to do for yourself and your family, don’t get down or disheartened, and remember that you are a fierce strong woman who rules her world. As the queens would say, “You are sickening mamaaaa,” aka you are the best and you should be proud of yourself. Keep that head held high, and don’t let those daily tasks wear you down. Get out some of those frustrations by stabbing a piece of fabric repeatedly to create the She Betta Don’t cross stitch pattern as a daily reminder to stay fierce.

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