Cheeky Wee Lass collection

 


 

Have you ever wanted to learn another language, but then realized how much work it is and wondered whether you’d ever use it? Introducing the Cheeky Wee Lass Collection, where you can stitch or display a design so elegant your grandmother would love it (because she doesn’t know what it says), and you love it because you DO know the translation…. 😂

 

Featuring gorgeous metallic Japan Threads and beading, the luscious cross stitch patterns are as sassy as they are deliciously vibrant and joyous. These designs are based on the Jacobean era of botanical art and design, which was very popular in Britain from 1567-1625. The designs were featured in home furnishings such as upholstery fabrics and wallpaper, and were full of fantastical leaves and flowers that didn’t exist in nature. Even though the Jacobean style originated in India (thus its resemblance to Indian paisleys), it is still very popular, particularly in crewel work embroidery.

 

Paired with Scottish and Doric insults (Doric is a Scottish language used predominantly in Aberdeen and Aberdeenshire), the mix of elegance and sass is perfect for gracing any home or office (or your cellphone). You’ll get lots of oohhs and ahhhhs at first glance, then possibly the viewer spitting up their coffee when you tell them what it says…. 😂Of course, all the cross stitch patterns can be stitched without the text (images are shown in each listing what it looks like without the text), or you can purchase the custom pattern option to customize the design with your own word or phrase. The gift tags are also without any text, and the cellphone wallpapers have both a quote and non-quote version. And just for fun, you can “customize” your response when people ask what the text means, such as “Oh grandma, it’s Doric for ‘I love you’…..” 😂

 

Awa an Bile cross stitch pattern hoop
Awa an Bile cross stitch pattern no text
Awa an Bile Cross Stitch Pattern

When you’re having one of “those” days, maybe a pretty bouquet of flowers is what you need… 😂 The lovely Jacobean-era inspired Awa an Bile cross stitch pattern features brilliant Japan Threads in both gold and copper, as well as pretty gold beads. The text “Awa an bile yer heid” is Scottish Doric, and translates to “Go away and boil your head”, aka “get lost.” If the text isn’t to your taste, you can purchase the custom pattern option and choose a word of your choice to be drafted into the pattern (as shown in the mockup image with the word “Peace”). Or, you could stitch the pattern without the text, there’s an example photograph showing what it looks like without text. And if you’re not sure what Japan Threads are, you can check out this free video tutorial. 😊

This design is also available as a downloadable cellphone wallpaper, printable gift tags, and printable art. They can be purchased individually or as a set, or the Mega Bundle with all downloadable products and all the Cheeky Wee Lass cross stitch patterns is also available. Just the Cheeky Wee Lass cross stitch patterns are also available as a set.

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Awa an Raffle Yersel cross stitch pattern no text
Awa an Raffle Yersel Cross Stitch Pattern

Feel like you really want to tell someone how you feel, but want to do it in a subtle, elegant way? The Awa an Raffle Yersel cross stitch pattern might be the perfect fit for your needs. This pattern features luscious Jacobean-era inspired flowers and pomegranates, as well as stunning Japan Threads and gold beading. The text, “Awa an raffle yersel”, is a Scottish insult translating to a milder form of “piss off”… 😂 Of course, you’re free to come up with your own translation for those who may be “sensitive” to the real meaning, such as “Entertain yourself.” If the text isn’t to your taste, you can purchase the custom pattern option and choose a word of your choice to be drafted into the pattern (as shown in the mockup image with the word “Bloom”). Or, you could stitch the pattern without the text, there’s an example photograph showing what it looks like without text. And if you’re not sure what Japan Threads are, you can check out this free video tutorial. 😊

This design is also available as a downloadable cellphone wallpaper, printable gift tags, and printable art. They can be purchased individually or as a set, or the Mega Bundle with all downloadable products and all the Cheeky Wee Lass cross stitch patterns is also available. Just the Cheeky Wee Lass cross stitch patterns are also available as a set.

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Bassa cross stitch pattern hoop
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Bassa Cross Stitch Pattern

If you’ve ever wanted to be a little “subtle” in how you’re feeling, the Bassa cross stitch pattern might just be for you. These Jacobean-era inspired flowers feature gorgeous vibrant colours and shining Japan Threads and beads. This pretty pattern bears the Scottish word “bassa” which translates to “bastard.” If the text isn’t to your taste, you can purchase the custom pattern option and choose a word of your choice to be drafted into the pattern (as shown in the mockup image with the word “Dare”). Or, you could stitch the pattern without the text, there’s an example photograph showing what it looks like without text. And if you’re not sure what Japan Threads are, you can check out this free video tutorial. 😊

This design is also available as a downloadable cellphone wallpaper, printable gift tags, and printable art. They can be purchased individually or as a set, or the Mega Bundle with all downloadable products and all the Cheeky Wee Lass cross stitch patterns is also available. Just the Cheeky Wee Lass cross stitch patterns are also available as a set.

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Cheeky Wee Lass cellphone wallpaper set
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Cheeky Wee Lass Cellphone Wallpapers

Who doesn’t love a fun and pretty cellphone wallpaper? Keep the sass from the Cheeky Wee Lass collection going with these pretty downloadable cellphone wallpapers! Each design comes with two wallpapers (one with the sassy quote, and one without). These wallpapers are created from original watercolour and ink illustrations by Dana Batho, and are inspired by the cross stitch patterns in the Cheeky Wee Lass collection (click for more details and to see translations of the cheeky Scottish insults) — Awa an Bile, Awa an Raffle Yersel, Bassa, Gypit Hoor, Pooch Me HameYer Arse and Parsley, and Yiv a Face. See the details tab for more information about the specifications and format of the wallpapers. The full set of wallpapers can be purchased as a set of all seven designs for 25% off the retail price of each design individually.

These illustrations are also available as printable gift tags and printable art. They can be purchased individually or as a set, or the Mega Bundle with all downloadable products and all the Cheeky Wee Lass cross stitch patterns is also available. Just the Cheeky Wee Lass cross stitch patterns are also available as a set.

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Cheeky Wee Lass Collection Mega Bundle
Awa an Bile cross stitch pattern hoop
Cheeky Wee Lass Collection Mega Bundle

If you must have ALL. THE. THINGS, then this bundle is for you! This bundle includes everything in the Cheeky Wee Lass collection: the seven cross stitch patterns (Awa an Bile, Awa an Raffle Yersel, Bassa, Gypit Hoor, Pooch Me HameYer Arse and Parsley, and Yiv a Face), the seven designs of gift tags, fourteen cellphone wallpapers (each of the seven designs with and without a quote), and seven printable art PDFs. How cool is that? That’s 35 items in one set, and the set is priced at more than 30% off the price of buying all the items individually (all the items would be over US $150 total if bought individually). It’s also less than purchasing all the bundled sets of each item together. Please see the “Bundle details” tab for more information. 😊

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Cheeky Wee Lass Cross Stitch Pattern Set
Awa an Bile cross stitch pattern hoop
Cheeky Wee Lass Cross Stitch Pattern Set

Can’t decide which of the stunningly elegant Cheeky Wee Lass cross stitch patterns you love more? Don’t decide, you can purchase all seven patterns in this gloriously cheeky set! All seven patterns feature gloriously shimmering Japan Threads as well as sparkling beads, which enhance the luscious Jacobean-era inspired botanical designs. The set of all seven designs is 25% off the retail price of buying each design individually. The patterns included are Bassa, Awa an Bile, Pooch Me Hame, Awa an Raffle Yersel, Yer Arse and Parsley, Gypit Hoor, and Yiv a Face. If the text isn’t to your taste for any of the patterns, you can purchase the custom pattern option and choose a word of your choice to be drafted into that pattern. Or, you could stitch the patterns without the text, there’s an example photograph showing what each looks like without text. You can also check out each pattern listing to see more images of each design. Not sure what Japan Threads are? Check out this free video tutorial. 😊

These designs are also available as downloadable cellphone wallpapers, printable gift tags, and printable art. They can be purchased individually or as a set, or the Mega Bundle with all downloadable products and all the Cheeky Wee Lass cross stitch patterns is also available.

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Cheeky Wee Lass printable art set
Awa an bile printable art 8x10 framed
Cheeky Wee Lass Printable Art

Do you ever feel like you have so many stitching WIPs you just can’t keep up? Or maybe you love your pattern so much, you’d like another variation on it for the office (without having to stitch it again). The Cheeky Wee Lass collection of printable art is here to save the day! These pretty art printables are original watercolour and ink illustrations by Dana Batho, and are inspired by the cross stitch patterns in the Cheeky Wee Lass collection (click for more details and for translations of the quotes in each design) — Awa an Bile, Awa an Raffle Yersel, Bassa, Gypit Hoor, Pooch Me HameYer Arse and Parsley, and Yiv a Face. See the details tab for more information about the specifications and format of the printable art. The full set of art be purchased as a set of all seven designs for 25% off the retail price of each design individually.

These illustrations are also available as downloadable cellphone wallpapers and gift tags. They can be purchased individually or as a set, or the Mega Bundle with all downloadable products and all the Cheeky Wee Lass cross stitch patterns is also available. Just the Cheeky Wee Lass cross stitch patterns are also available as a set.

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Cheeky Wee Lass gift tag set
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Cheeky Wee Lass Printable Gift Tags

Want to make your gift giving more colourful this year? Jazz up your presents (and distract the recipient if you’re only giving them a gift as a social obligation 😉) with these pretty printable gift tags! There are ten on each sheet per design, and each tag has a slight variation in the placement of the pattern.

These gift tags are created from original watercolour and ink illustrations by Dana Batho, and are inspired by the cross stitch patterns in the Cheeky Wee Lass collection (click for more details) — Awa an Bile, Awa an Raffle Yersel, Bassa, Gypit Hoor, Pooch Me HameYer Arse and Parsley, and Yiv a Face. See the details tab for more information about the specifications and format of the gift tags. The full set of gift tags can be purchased as a set of all seven designs for 25% off the retail price of each design individually.

These illustrations are also available as downloadable cellphone wallpapers and printable art. They can be purchased individually or as a set, or the Mega Bundle with all downloadable products and all the Cheeky Wee Lass cross stitch patterns is also available. Just the Cheeky Wee Lass cross stitch patterns are also available as a set.

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Gypit Hoor Cross Stitch Pattern

The Jacobean-era inspired botanical wreath of the Gypit Hoor cross stitch pattern holds a secret — the true cheekiness of the text. The Doric Scottish insult “Gypit Hoor” actually translates to “crazy whore,” but of course you could create your own translation for those who are more sensitive like children in the home (or your parents, or that one “special” friend who takes offence to everything…). “Great woman” might be a good fake translation if needed …. 😂 Rich golds and vibrant pinks and purples enhance the sparkle of the pretty gold Japan Threads and the delicate gold beading. If the text isn’t to your taste, you can purchase the custom pattern option and choose a word of your choice to be drafted into the pattern (as shown in the mockup image with the word “Joy”). Or, you could stitch the pattern without the text, there’s an example photograph showing what it looks like without text. And if you’re not sure what Japan Threads are, you can check out this free video tutorial. 😊

This design is also available as a downloadable cellphone wallpaper, printable gift tags, and printable art. They can be purchased individually or as a set, or the Mega Bundle with all downloadable products and all the Cheeky Wee Lass cross stitch patterns is also available. Just the Cheeky Wee Lass cross stitch patterns are also available as a set.

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Pooch Me Hame cross stitch pattern no text
Pooch Me Hame Cross Stitch Pattern

The vibrant tones and metallic shimmer of the elegant Pooch Me Hame cross stitch pattern hides a little “surprise”… the text. This Jacobean-era inspired pattern is ideal if you love snark but can’t display it at home because of children or parents who might get upset, as it doesn’t resemble English at all. “Pooch me hame” is a Scottish insult, translating to “kiss my a$s.” Of course for entertainment, you could create your own “family-safe” translation, like “I love my family”…. 😂This pattern features Japan Threads as well as beading for a touch of shimmer and shine. If the text isn’t to your taste, you can purchase the custom pattern option and choose a word of your choice to be drafted into the pattern (as shown in the mockup image with the word “Believe”). Or, you could stitch the pattern without the text, there’s an example photograph showing what it looks like without text. And if you’re not sure what Japan Threads are, you can check out this free video tutorial. 😊

This design is also available as a downloadable cellphone wallpaper, printable gift tags, and printable art. They can be purchased individually or as a set, or the Mega Bundle with all downloadable products and all the Cheeky Wee Lass cross stitch patterns is also available. Just the Cheeky Wee Lass cross stitch patterns are also available as a set.

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Yer Arse and Parsley cross stitch pattern no text
Yer Arse and Parsley Cross Stitch Pattern

Elegant, sophisticated, snarky… what could be better than that. The gorgeous spring-like mint and peach tones in the Yer Arse and Parsley cross stitch pattern belies the meaning of the text, which is a Scottish insult translating roughly to, “You’re talking shit.” The phrase can be used to make your own exclamations of frustration more colourful, or for those more sensitive you could say it’s an inspirational phrase promoting a healthy whole diet … 😂 This Jacobean-era inspired cross stitch pattern also features sparkling Japan Threads in a glorious copper, as well as shiny copper beads. If the text isn’t to your taste, you can purchase the custom pattern option and choose a word of your choice to be drafted into the pattern (as shown in the mockup image with the word “Love”). Or, you could stitch the pattern without the text, there’s an example photograph showing what it looks like without text. And if you’re not sure what Japan Threads are, you can check out this free video tutorial. 😊

This design is also available as a downloadable cellphone wallpaper, printable gift tags, and printable art. They can be purchased individually or as a set, or the Mega Bundle with all downloadable products and all the Cheeky Wee Lass cross stitch patterns is also available. Just the Cheeky Wee Lass cross stitch patterns are also available as a set.

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Yiv a Face cross stitch pattern hoop
Yiv a Face cross stitch pattern no text
Yiv a Face Cross Stitch Pattern

The Yiv a Face cross stitch pattern is as cheeky as it is luscious and elegant. The gorgeous Jacobean-era inspired botanicals are enhanced by the shimmering copper Japan Threads and copper beads scattered across the wreath. The text “Yiv a face like a skelpit erse” is a Doric Scottish insult, and translates to “You have a face like a smacked a$s.” If the text isn’t to your taste, you can purchase the custom pattern option and choose a word of your choice to be drafted into the pattern (as shown in the mockup image with the phrase “Let Your Dreams Blossom”). Or, you could stitch the pattern without the text, there’s an example photograph showing what it looks like without text. And if you’re not sure what Japan Threads are, you can check out this free video tutorial. 😊

This design is also available as a downloadable cellphone wallpaper, printable gift tags, and printable art. They can be purchased individually or as a set, or the Mega Bundle with all downloadable products and all the Cheeky Wee Lass cross stitch patterns is also available. Just the Cheeky Wee Lass cross stitch patterns are also available as a set.

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Cheeky Wee Lass Collection
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Cheeky Wee Lass Collection
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The Cheeky Wee Lass Collection of cross stitch patterns, cellphone wallpapers, gift tags and printable art combines elegance with snark and sass.
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